Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by GoodForAnother, Mar 22, 2017.

  1. BuckeyeRiot

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    Has anyone made an Orange is the new Black joke yet?
     
  2. zeberdee

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    I love the “he reduces sentences for other criminals” argument.

    meanwhile when a black person is murdered while being arrested for a misdemeanor offense they’re the first to say “he shouldn’t have been committing a crime and it wouldn’t have happened”.
     
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  3. Drown ‘Em

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    Which is exactly why Trump, knowing he’s guilty as fuck anyway, should call the bluff and not voluntarily surrender. It would throw everything into chaos, which is what he needs. And it would almost certainly end Meatball Ron’s chance at the White House. More people nationally would oppose him for actually not extraditing than those who will support him, and if he doesn’t follow through he loses the GOP base after saying what he said. Can’t let Ron benefit politically from his own arrest.
     
  4. dblplay1212

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    Sheesh I picked a bad 3 hours to play dad.
     
  5. chuckmasterflex

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  6. tylerdolphin

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    I think the former president of the USA and current presidential candidate being indicted deserves its own thread. Was kinda surprised I had to look in this thread to find the discussion
     
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  7. blind dog

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    dad is a 24/7 job
     
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  8. chuckmasterflex

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    Everyone is going to get so fucking weird
     
  9. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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  10. dblplay1212

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    Normally it's 50/50 with wife but she went to dinner so I missed all the fun.
     
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  11. steamengine

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    Not when you’re #builtdifferent
     
  12. blind dog

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    gotta keep your head on a swivel!
     
  13. HoosDaMan

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    That’s wild because Chris Hayes used the same analogy to describe J6 on MSNBC.
     
  14. newengland

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    Trump is probably gonna sell copies of it to get cash. Always be grifting.
     
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  15. ats

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    Can you imagine how much the Trump NFT,
    Complete with Getty image watermark, will go for of his mugshot?

    It’s our Mona Lisa
     
  16. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    And the pee tape.

    Count me in for the pee tape.
     
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  17. Drown ‘Em

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    Maybe just a thread title update. We’ve certainly moved past the pandumbic phase of the trumpocaplyse and entered a new phase.
     
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  18. cutig

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    INDICATED GoodForAnother
     
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  19. HoosDaMan

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    First thing I thought of was “Ladies and gentlemen, we got him” meme and the one with Cobert or John Oliver gif
     
  20. HoosDaMan

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  21. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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  22. Drown ‘Em

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  23. Tommy Jefferson

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    Sweet humble brag about having a brain
     
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  24. NYGator

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    Lol, my thread title lasted a long time. :proud:
     
  25. Super Vegeta

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  26. GoodForAnother

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  27. Drown ‘Em

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    I think indicated should be in all caps just like the source material. Really captures the moment.
     
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  28. DuckKin

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    America with one of the highest prison populations in the world.

    Conservatives “ThEy can CoME For ANYonE Now!”
     
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  29. UCFkc123

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    Exactly. Only way this back fires on MBR is if Trump takes him up on it
     
  30. AptosDuck

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    I'm having to drink heavily listening to Pence suck off "The American People" in his interview with Blitzer

    First time I've watched CNN in over a year, it's absolute shit
     
  31. DrTomOsbourne

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    Hope dangles on a string
    Like slow-spinning redemption
    Winding in and winding out
    The shine of it has caught my eye
    And roped me in, so mesmerizing, so hypnotizing
    I am captivated
    I am


    INDICATED
    I am selfish, I am wrong
    I am right, I swear I'm right
    Swear I knew it all along
    And I am flawed
    But I am cleaning up so well
    I am seeing in me now
    The things you swore you saw yourself

    :trumpanzee:
     
  32. bertwing

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    these banner writing guys are too good
     
  33. steamengine

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    I was just thinking the same. Fox is so good at responding to major events. Three months of Rupert <3 Pudding Ron talk and now it’s back to mainlining the Big Guy.
     
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  34. Name P. Redacted

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    It’s a chyron you fool
     
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  35. MtOread

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    As Bragg focuses on Trump, the Joker has coordinated a mass break out at Arkham Asylum
     
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  36. bertwing

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    Shut up nerd
     
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  37. CUAngler

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    I decided to troll my maga in-laws and they are on a real heater about this. I can’t quit laughing. It’s sad what Fox News has done to this country.

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  38. Name P. Redacted

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    Weak trolling how are you even going to get blocked?
     
  39. Herpitus Derp

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    4751592F-67E0-4C52-AFD5-6596813C318F.jpeg Biden has a mast.
     
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  40. chuckmasterflex

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  41. southlick

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  42. Can I Spliff it

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    That HAS to be a shitpost
     
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  43. dump

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  44. The Banks

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    Alvin Bragg has been so soft on Trump that his top two prosecutors investigating Trump resigned. Now he’s this evil corrupt guy?
     
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  45. Xander Crews

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    @HillaryC11nton
     
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  46. timo

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    Because Lindsey has probably paid hush money to TT Boy a half dozen times.
     
  47. Drown ‘Em

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    How long has Adam Corolla looked like Morty Seinfeld?