Your Kansas City (?) Royals: Not Last

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  1. DirtBall

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  2. football501

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    Oooooof
     
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    My only goal in life is to wear the Pasquash costume
     
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    Freakin Barlow
     
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    Just another player that once had quite a bit of value but Moore refused to ever sell high. But hey, at least those 100 loss teams had a shut down closer!!!
     
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    Fucking hell DFA Dozier when he gets back to the dugout.
     
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  7. joe-

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    we’d be the World Series favorite if not for .BABIP
     
  8. DirtBall

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    It was a hell of an outings for Lyles. If dipshit Dozier didn’t boot the first 2 plays of the game it’d look a lot better.
     
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  10. JRodMK1

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    This team fucking sucks and (outside of the youngsters) they're terrible to watch. Can we just DFA Hunter Dozier and his *checks notes* 13!! OPS+? In his last 284 games, he has amassed a WAR of -3.8.
     
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    Thank god for the pitch clock. It’s torture enough watching these guys Shit them selves for 2.5 hours.
     
  12. JVP

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    Why are so hopeless?
     
  13. JRodMK1

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    Went to the game yesterday. Granted it was a Wednesday day game with school still in session but the attendance was the worst I have ever seen. And I was going to games in the late-90s and early-00s with some horrendous teams. Attendance says 10,388 but I'd be shocked if there were even half that many. The upper deck had like 15-20 people total.

    The best thing about the pitch clock is that you can still watch a baseball game but you don't have to endure the pain of watching a shitty team for 3+ hours.
     
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    I like the pitch clock, and the pace the game is currently at. Good job MLB.

    Now if any 'fans' bitch about the length of games, ignore them.
     
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  15. JRodMK1

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    It's official. Bubic is undergoing Tommy John surgery
     
  16. TimJimothy

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    welp, there goes the season. Was going really well until this news.
     
  17. ono

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    I think I hate them more now than I did under Dayton.

    “You’re constantly asking guys — whether you feel like there’s an issue or not — how they’re feeling, how’s it going out there, how’s your body feel, how’s your arm feel, all those kinds of things. So we have those conversations between every inning,” Quatraro said. “And if (Royals pitching coach) Brian (Sweeney) goes to the mound, that conversation goes on at that point too. “For all of us, learning what everybody’s threshold is different. So Kris was saying that he felt OK, and obviously, when he came out of the game felt a lot worse than he did out on the mound.”

    Dude, you're the boss. You can talk to the trainer. If you think he's hurt, make the call to pull him, don't rely on a 20-something trying to prove himself in the big leagues to tell you the truth if he is hurt or not.

    Fuck I wish they were going to Vegas and we get the A's back. Or I'll just be a Monarchs fan.
     
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    The fact twitter was calling it out as a UCL in the 2nd inning while Q and crew just ran him back out there inning after inning should be a fire able offense. Would of been nice to see if Bubic or Lynch could be worth a damn in this season that’s already over but oh well.
     
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  20. Andy Reocho

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    Can’t wait to watch Shohei strike out 15
     
  21. DirtBall

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    How are they this bad? Ohtani can’t get it over the plate and our “captain” swings at a breaker 2 feet into the left handers box.
     
  22. JVP

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    - Turned on TV
    - Watched our offence strike out 6 times in a row
    - Turned off TV
     
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  23. DirtBall

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    TYFYS
     
  24. joe-

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    only 5 guys in tonight’s lineup with sub .200 BAs
     
  25. DirtBall

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    Let’s see if MJ or Vin can make them pay
     
  26. DirtBall

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    Narrator voice: “They Couldn’t”
     
  27. ono

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    Hunter Dozier is approaching levels of hatred for Royals I've never had before
     
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    You clearly didn’t see him rifle that bases loaded RBI single just now
     
  29. JVP

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  30. Andy Reocho

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    What the fuck just happened.
     
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  31. DirtBall

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    WHY IS DOZIER IN LEFT FIELD!?!?!?
     
  32. DirtBall

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    Didn’t think there was any way they would get him in from 3rd
     
  33. DirtBall

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    Lol. The Angels are the only team remotely close to as stupid as us.
     
  34. DirtBall

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    Even when Dozier does something good he fucks up :roll:
     
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  35. football501

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    Barlow against Trout and Shohei :angrycorn:
     
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  36. DirtBall

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    Not the result I suspected.
     
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    Did MJ get hurt and I missed it or are we now benching players for hitting HRs?
     
  39. football501

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    Lower back tightness per twitter
     
  40. football501

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    Just gonna leave him out there huh
     
  41. DirtBall

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    Wasn’t even close when watching live

     
  42. DirtBall

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    I swear Hud just said shit burger, he meant to say “shin” burger but that’s not what came out.
     
  43. DirtBall

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    They finally got a beat writer, it’s almost like they’re a professional team

     
  44. TimJimothy

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    That childhood dream is going to haunt him by the time it's all said and done.
     
  45. football501

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    I thought the new guy helped make pitchers better but maybe they just all stink
     
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    .250 win percentage, heading up!

    :bzzzz:
     
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  47. Andy Reocho

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    Pratto with a nice return.
     
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    Fuckers trying to win a batting title it seems
     
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  50. Andy Reocho

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    Please DFA Dozier