Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. CUtigers

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    Adding on to this. I grew up with both parents as educators, and now I work in education. All of the schools I've been at, except one, have been in extremely poor rural areas. Growing up, Thanksgiving meal was usually my mom, dad, siblings, and like 10 or 12 people that he coached. 2 of my friends would come and live at the house on and off, because of things going on at home or just the fact that the parents couldn't afford to take care of them. There were constantly people coming over to "play the game" but really it's where they knew they could come to get food. I usually bring extra food for lunch or try to keep snacks with me, as there are plenty of students that ask for food throughout the day. These kids have no clue when their next meal outside of a school building will be. I've also done summer programs where we feed our players lunch and breakfast. It was all prepackaged lunchroom type food, so it really wasn't that great. Still, there would be kids that just open their backpack and start loading it up with stuff to take home. Had a player last season tell me that he was going to give the PB&J's that he was stuffing in his backpack to his siblings that night. Uncrustable PB&J's for dinner. I'm a big believer in every child getting free meals at school, whether they qualify for it or not. I think schools should be allowed to give out the leftovers from that day to anyone that wants to take it home. Unfortunately, there are pretty strict rules about getting a second plate of free food or taking home extra. It's depressing, and most schools aren't willing to risk the funding by overserving. It's just so fucking infuriating watching people literally ruin kids lives without a care in the world. I seriously wish we could bring the [redacted] back so we could start [redacting] these extremists.
     
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  2. Josey Wales

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    Fuck about 80mm people in this country but bless you and people like you.
     
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  3. Can I Spliff it

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    Fellas, is it gay if your wife isnt sorting boxes of fish?
     
  4. 40wwttamgib

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    fuck those stupid bitches.
     
  5. ned's head

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  6. Andy Reocho

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    No fucking way
     
  7. DeToxRox

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  8. Where Eagles Dare

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    And weed
     
  9. Sub-Zero

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  10. James Petigru

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    Mattson really doesn't understand what he's purchased
     
  11. HoosDaMan

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    I don’t believe it.
     
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  12. ned's head

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    Let me be the first to say that I hope something real bad is about to come out about tucker the fucker
     
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  13. Mix

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    WTFFFFF
     
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  14. GoodForAnother

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    finally Tucker can be free to speak the truth now that he’s left the woke Fox News
     
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  15. dome foam

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    Sure it is performative, but he's actually serious.

     
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  16. DeToxRox

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    RIP to all the kids having to let their parents know what happened
     
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  17. lazy bum

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    what the fuck did he do?
     
  18. Jimmy the Saint

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    Boom day for Newsmax and OAN
     
  19. pez

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    Has to be related to the settlement. Not that they agreed to fire him but maybe he had to apologize and he refused?
     
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  20. snowfx2

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  21. ned's head

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    Yeah baby. He must have fucked up real bad for this

     
  22. Jimmy the Saint

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    Cost them $800m?
     
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  23. duc15

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    This will just lead to something worse and a bigger audience I’m guessing
     
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  24. AptosDuck

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    The whores at CNN will take him back
     
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  25. Andy Reocho

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    I'm legit stunned by that.
     
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  26. ned's head

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    Bigger? Certainly not. With any luck, it'll diminish the fox influence a bit and he'll end up at a place that a big chunk of people don't even get
     
  27. Gritty Badger

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    there's absolutely no chance in hell this dude and his public persona is winning anything on a national stage

    ms. desantis an all-time beard tho, she fire
     
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  28. HoosDaMan

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    I’m going with sexual harassment. He could say the n word on tape 50 times and they wouldn’t fire him.
     
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  29. afb

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  30. devine

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    What a final last segment

     
  31. duc15

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    he will in a few months time have the top podcast on Apple Podcasts if I had to bet after an appearance with Joe Rogan
     
  32. ~ taylor ~

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    Cost them $750M while also shooting texts out that show he's performing a bit?
     
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  33. newengland

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    Great news until he is the fucking Republican nominee for President
     
  34. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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  35. Andy Reocho

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    Those numbers still wouldn't touch the FoxNews ones though, right?
     
  36. the Weimar Beer Belly

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    Do boomers listen to podcasts
     
  37. lazy bum

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  38. HoosDaMan

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    Fox News will slide Jesse Watters to 8 pm is my guess.
     
  39. harvey birdman

    harvey birdman Ha ha! Last laugh.
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    Fox can put anyone in that 8 pm slot and do well.
     
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  40. Andy Reocho

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    And he will be less dangerous than Tucker because he’s a fucking idiot.
     
  41. ned's head

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    The Internet can be funny on some days. This is going to be one of those days
     
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  42. Can I Spliff it

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    He's such a vacant, dumb sociopath
     
  43. harvey birdman

    harvey birdman Ha ha! Last laugh.
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    Any racist/misogynist*
     
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  44. Illinihockey

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    This is so god damn hilarious
     
  45. the Weimar Beer Belly

    the Weimar Beer Belly This joie de vivre is killing me
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    Matt Walsh Fox is on the line
     
  46. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj eat your floor cereal
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  47. elfrid

    elfrid he thinks the carpet pissers did this?
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    looking into this
     
  48. Can I Spliff it

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  49. chuckmasterflex

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    I think the White Power Hour will probably target a defense first coach this go around
     
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