Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by GoodForAnother, Mar 22, 2017.

  1. beerme

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    point is he’s not getting prosecuted for that. Even if it was very illegal he never gets prosecuted for anything of substance
     
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  2. Daniel Ocean

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    please don’t tell me my retirement plan tied to shrute bucks is worthless. Holy shit I’m royally fucked.
     
  3. NilesIrish

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    Didn't someone already try to turn Trump bucks into actual cash? I feel like someone got shitty and made the news because a bank wouldn't honor like a 10k Trump bill.
     
  4. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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  5. DollarBillHokie

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    My coworker has some trump bucks that are really damn close to the size of real money and I get pissed about it every time I notice it. The treasury department takes that shit seriously and always get back “they won’t care about this and if they do, fuck them”
     
  6. kennypowers

    kennypowers Big shit like a dinosaur did it
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    I posted in this thread a few weeks ago my buddy who works at a BoA in Jacksonville had three old people in three separate days come in and try to exchange trump bucks.
     
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  7. Detlef Schrempf

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    In Jacksonville? What exchange rate did he offer them?
     
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  8. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    can I exchange all of my Meatball Ron coins for Trump Bucks?
     
  9. Jimmy the Saint

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    He should’ve exchanged them for bags of shit.
     
  10. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Swift kick in the nads
     
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  11. kennypowers

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    He works at the Merrill in the branch so he doesn’t deal with the people directly, but his stories are insane. At LEASt once per week there is an elderly person coming in for an obvious wire transfer scam. The teller can try to talk them out of it but ultimately they can’t deny the wire. It’s crazy to me the amount of money getting scammed and it’s just one local branch.
     
  12. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Again, not a transperson. I'm starting to believe the outrage isn't based in reality
     
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  13. JGator1

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    I saw it on Twitter so it must be true but I’m sure there are legit stories about right wing idiots who had capital in 08-09 and put it in Iraqi dinars or whatever and missed out on that massive bull market.
     
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  14. Fudd

    Fudd I bring terror like Stephen King
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    [​IMG]
     
  15. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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  16. JonathanCoachman

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    All the hallmarks of an ANTIFA terrorist.
     
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  17. bwi2

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    by saying there is more context isn’t he leaking on a candidate he’s done work for

    :dubioustrump:
     
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  18. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  19. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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  20. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  21. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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  22. BudKilmer

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    that coozie is as close to a real woman as that fucker will ever get
     
  23. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj eat your floor cereal
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  24. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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    Not sure how Bud Light will recover after a 16yo girl roasted them so bad.
     
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  25. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    WHY ARE HIS FINGERNAILS SO LONG?
     
  26. El Tiburon

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    There is a 100% chance Brilyn is a self-hating, closeted homosexual.
     
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  27. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    If he doesn’t come out we can set our watch until he is arrested for some type of pedo or gay solicitation thing.
     
  28. El Tiburon

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    Absolutely.
     
  29. ned's head

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    It's a 16 year old, fellas.
     
  30. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    the fact that a shit heel 16 y/o can capture the internet zeitgeist and become the villain of the day in an obvious troll attempt is a failure on all sides
     
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  31. El Tiburon

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    16 year olds can be self-hating closeted homosexuals, Ned. In fact, I’d say that’s about the prime age where the self hatred starts.
     
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  32. El Tiburon

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    I think it’s obvious that anyone who looks at Sarah Huckabeast Sanders and thinks she’s a real woman doesn’t know shit about shit.
     
  33. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    Leaving his fingernails extra long is next level though.
     
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  34. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    So what? If he wants to post shot like this he’s open to points and criticisms that come with it. Maybe if people did this to older shitheels when they were younger this country wouldn’t be a pile of shit.
     
  35. ned's head

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    Kids do things for attention. They're also influenced by the adults in their life. Meeting that with negative attention seems pretty similar to what we've all railed against for 8300 pages
     
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  36. nexus

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    who hangs out with actual white supremacists and publishes & promotes a website full of hateful, racist, transphobic nonsense

    let’s not act like he’s just another dipshit kid doing teenage things
     
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  37. HoosDaMan

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    He looks like he sees dead people
     
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  38. nexus

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    who among us didn’t drink and smoke and call for the complete extermination of marginalized groups while we were stupid high school kids
     
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  39. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    He's trying to be a famous internet chud and should be treated like any other internet chud. Get rid of them before they grow up
     
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  40. Truman

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  41. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Clout chasers should be treated with zero disrespect
     
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  42. NYGator

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  43. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    we are a country full of dummies
     
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  44. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    NGL there are times I envy people like that. We’re all burdened by knowledge.

    Maybe not to this extent, but I hate being in the know sometimes.
     
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  45. Josey Wales

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    People who are generally clueless + diners full of people who think they are experts and believe exactly incorrect shit really make democracy an uphill battle.
     
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