Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I am out of the loop on this republican "primary," but is there actually a primary happening? Or just a bunch of impotent soft launches to see if anyone can stack up meaningfully against Donny Pisshands in the polls?

    What I'm really asking is is there any chance I'll get to enjoy watching Desantis get turned into Reek in a debate?
     
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  2. BayouMafia

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    Looked up where Keene is and this was the business google maps wanted me to note
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  3. steamengine

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    Be surprised if my sweet Kevin allows Pulitzer Prize winning Nuclear Physicist George Santos be expelled as he needs every vote.
     
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  4. IvanTheTerrible

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  5. southlick

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  6. ned's head

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    :beaver:

    This is the only promoted tweet that I love to see. Always read the replies

     
  7. Prospector

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  8. Can I Spliff it

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  9. bro

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    by (redacted) her off a tall building
     
  10. steamengine

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  11. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    :gross:
     
  12. NilesIrish

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    I thought she was hot when she first popped up, didn't take long to realize that she is just a dime a dozen redneck.
     
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  13. Sub-Zero

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    1000 less florida cops thanks governor.
     
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  14. Can I Spliff it

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  15. bro

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    in a better world:

    Guaranteed Basic Income: A pilot program run by the Irish government is giving 2,000 artists $350 a week, allowing them to concentrate on creative pursuits. NYT, Mar 23, 2023

    in America:

    BUSINESS AND ENGINEERING DEGREES OR NOTHING
     
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  16. Randy Dangus

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  17. Mister Me Too

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  18. Lyrtch

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    so jax mayor is going to be a dem now

    crime surge in jax made voters know they needed change from the lawlessness of the gop
     
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  19. UrsaGrande

    UrsaGrande wait, what?
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    his wife went to Cal, well played.
     
  20. IanBoyd

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  21. El Tiburon

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    His wife went to College of Charleston…she’s not, uh, “smart.”
     
  22. Prospector

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    Berkeley school of music?
     
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  23. pratyk

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    Maybe he meant Berklee but I can see how he could make a basic mistake.
     
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  24. Prospector

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  25. Prospector

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    Fuck me, my bad
     
  26. Truman

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    What were the issues in the Jacksonville race? Anything unique?
     
  27. dblplay1212

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    Not really. Crime, mainly. Deegan is a former news host and has been very involved in the community, mainly with cancer fundraisers, for as long as I've been here. Davis wanted to put a million more cops on the streets and had the police chief support him. Deegan went to some BLM marches back in 2020 and Davis made those a focus of his campaign. I don't remember the exact verbiage but the police chief said in the ads that accountability would put his cops in danger.

    Deegan had a much better take:

    “There’s so many great intervention and prevention programs that if we actually spent some money on, we could keep some of these kids from getting into a life of crime so I think you need the enforcement side you got to put the bad guys in jail and at the same time we got to get to these kids before they get into violent situations," Deegan previously said.
     
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  28. UrsaGrande

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    Fowler’s wife, to be clear.
     
  29. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    There’s another fucking John Ashcroft as Mizzou SoS?

    Fucking hell.
     
  30. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    That's John's freaking son, good lord. Fuck that family so much
     
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  31. steamengine

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    Love doing politics
     
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  32. Fran Tarkenton

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    Roe is a moron. He was the obese idiot behind Ted Cruz in 2016. Just getting rich and fat off of citizens united super pac slush funds.

    that said, Cameron is the more electable candidate.
     
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  33. Truman

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    Point of order … Mizzou =/= Missouri

    And yes. That’s his son. Total nepo baby. And he’s the ‘sane’ republican who said applying the law to adults was untenable.

    Still a POS that is perfectly fine w banning it for minors and banning trans girls playing sports
     
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  35. Truman

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    I didnt know Jacksonville was that big
     
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  36. Sir Phobos

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    honestly same
     
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  37. steamengine

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    All the Bush babies who will be portrayed as the same ones will be fun for a hot minute.
     
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  38. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    City limits are weird and always why I look up metropolitan populations. Atlanta only has like half a million people inside the city whereas Austin has almost a million.
     
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  39. drewru

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    Pretty sure UC Berkeley blows every FL school out of the water in pretty much every academic field, but ok
     
  40. steamengine

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    Need that tweet about democracy hanging by a 50.01-49.99 difference between normal people and freak fascists at all times.

     
  41. steamengine

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    Hmmm wonder why that is.
     
  42. Sir Phobos

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    my favorite thing about this is conservatives discussing this without putting 2 and 2 together. they think it's just the natural curve of CNN's ratings as they've been exposed as the fake liberal media or whatever nonsense they put in their Mad Libs to describe something to the left of them.
     
  43. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Well racism but also just every unincorporated area quickly trying to become their own city.
     
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  44. steamengine

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    So racism
     
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  45. Can I Spliff it

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  46. WC

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    4 months ago, as a Dem, she was a co-sponsor of the bill to codify Roe. She’s a piece of shit.
     
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  47. Truman

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    I like how she frames the extremist as wanting to abort perfectly healthy babies at 40 weeks.

    Next paragraph she says she knows no woman that considered an abortion flippantly.

    like aborting a heathy pregnancy at 40 weeks??
     
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