Do you only Eat Raw Oysters in months that have an “R?”

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Do you only Eat Raw Oysters in months that have an “R?”

  1. Yes - only in months that have an R

    5 vote(s)
    10.6%
  2. No- I eat them all the time

    31 vote(s)
    66.0%
  3. I don’t like oysters because they remind me of going down on Devines’s mom

    11 vote(s)
    23.4%
  1. John McGuirk

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  2. bro

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    have never given it thought. I just eat them when I want to
     
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  3. poor paul

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    I only eat cooked oysters.
     
  4. TC

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    That's how we do it down south I reckon
     
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  5. BrickTamland

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    It’s always the hottest months that I want to shuck in the shade with a lite beer and a nice breeze off the ocean or bay. If I go out this way, so be it.
     
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  6. ClemPson

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    I’ll eat them anytime as long as they are from a decent restaurant or seafood market. Refrigeration and the ability to ship in oysters from areas with colder water makes the R month thing outdated in most cases.
     
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  7. Where Eagles Dare

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    No, I don't eat trash gulf oysters
     
  8. One Two

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    The R month thing isn’t the best rule. May is safer to eat them because waters are still warming up (usually) and September isn’t the best bc waters are still hot from summer.

    If they are farm raised or from the northwest or northeast I’ll eat them all year long.
     
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  9. jrmy

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    I wasn't aware of any rules and I am also not a big puss
     
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  10. Corch

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    Where's the option for "I'm pretending that I have a very refined palate and can tell the difference in the taste of an oyster based on the month it is"
     
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  11. Bo Pelinis

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    Nary a fuck given.
     
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  12. poor paul

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    it's about spoilage/food safety not taste, but it's mostly safe year round now due to oyster farming and enhanced safety protocols/keeping them iced.
     
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  13. Kevintensity

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    Didn't know we had another Oysterrlier on the board!
     
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  14. CaneKnight

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    Actually had a friend who talked me out of it and a month later there was some kind of issue with Oysters. She was correct in her assessment.
     
  15. Bo Pelinis

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    I've decided if food takes me out then so be it. I'm not gonna worry too much about it. Like airplanes or roller coasters. You only yolo once and all that
     
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  16. oknole

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    Grew up hearing that my whole life, never had an issue in non R months.
     
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  17. Thoros of Beer

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    Doesn't matter anymore really
     
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  18. Thoros of Beer

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    Damn I want some oysters
     
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  19. Prospector

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    Bought a bushel for a June fishing tournament. Never again. Got sick as shit out of both ends for like 24 hours and had the shits for almost a week
     
  20. Nug

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    Eat cold water oysters (which are better IMO GBR NFM) and don't worry bout it

    I enjoy Gulf oysters, but they're clearly inferior to PNW and NE ostras. Baja California has amazing ones, too, and I'll eat those year round
     
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  21. devine

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  22. IV

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    I honestly don’t know

    I eat oysters though
     
  23. Louis Holth

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    Don’t sell yourself short, you’re an incredible puss
     
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  24. Reebok

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    Give me 3 trays of gulf oysters at Dusty’s every May when I’m down in Destin.
     
  25. Homo Erectus

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    I don't fuck with oysters, but do like eating out Devine's mom
     
    #25 Homo Erectus, May 25, 2023
    Last edited: May 25, 2023
  26. aussie footy

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    Tasmanian oysters are the best down here.