What I Learned Today

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Hank Scorpio, May 27, 2015.

  1. aussie footy

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    Jeez, that got a little out of hand. I’d like to apologize for blowing up at everyone just now.
     
  2. Whammy Business

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    Nobody asked you to fucking be here either. Best I can tell, a handful of you were exiled from whatever Aussie message board you lived on (for seemingly good reason). And now here you are, gumming up any number of threads with your petty personal bullshit.

    I. DON’T. GIVE. A. FUCK. ABOUT. YOU.

    Run your grievances right up the fucking road.
     
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  3. Where Eagles Dare

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    Sounds like you're being a bit of a cunt shit
     
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  4. Melbz

    Melbz Well-Known Member

    Nobody understands what you are saying or cares in the slightest.

    Instead of spending all day every day leeching off welfare, get a fucking job.
     
  5. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Start a poll, I think you will be surprised at how little we give a fuck
     
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  6. Lip

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    this bit has run its course

    plz ban all IPs from Australia. The young ones are all fucking in euro hostels anyway
     
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  7. Baron

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    Y'all need to go outside and get some fresh Australian air more often and lay off the keyboards.
     
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  8. Nug

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    Touch desert, rock, dingoes, whatever the F it is down there.

    No longer cheeky and fun
     
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  9. Gizmoandsooz

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    I learned that the admins on here must be a big pack of grubs for not banning that crap aussie footy account for being a fucking bigot.
    Whoever is behind that fucking account needs to be kicked in the nuts.
     
  10. Gizmoandsooz

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    You racist scumbag
     
  11. Lip

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    Australian isn’t a race, dipshit. We’ve been over this.
     
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  12. Truman

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    It seems like our Aussie friend doesn’t really grasp the concept of this thread. It’s for mentioning little known facts or events.

    Not for announcing you’ve rediscovered your cats bhole for the 3rd time this week.
     
    #513 Truman, May 25, 2023
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  13. Shinzon

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    Got one for you. Today you learn that Australian isn’t a race, but rather a nationality. You could say someone is a bigot or a xenophobe for discriminating against Aussies, but not racist. Hth for your future message board accusations.

    But his post was none of those things btw. This whole thing you guys do has made its way into multiple threads now. He’s just the cuntshit that said what the rest of us cuntshits were thinking.
     
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  14. Gizmoandsooz

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    shove your fucked up racist attitude up your arse fuckstick.
     
  15. Gizmoandsooz

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  16. Gizmoandsooz

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    Shove your weak as piss excuses up your arse.
     
  17. Gizmoandsooz

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    Neither do i you fucking scumbag
     
  18. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Columbeef
     
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  19. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I love the "behave like inflamed asshole--> duck and cover behind 'autism' claim" bit
     
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  20. VaxRule

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    This reminds me, it is good to keep your arse fucksticks separate from your vagina fucksticks - or at the very least make sure you wash them very well between switching places.
     
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  21. Gizmoandsooz

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    Yeah.
    I can tell you we have the exact same thread and it's about our personal lives. Who gives a flying fuck you bigot.
     
  22. Simon Templar

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    Someone just make me a mod, teach me how to IP ban Australia, make me back to a nobody and we can forever think that Australia permanently lost internet.
     
  23. Where Eagles Dare

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    I never realized that an overwhelming majority of the Australian race are smooth brained morons. It makes sense b/c they are all evolved from criminals

    I came to despise Australians whilst traveling in Indonesia b/c their accent is quite possibly the worst fucking thing I've ever heard.

    I stand proudly; an American Racists against the Australian Race of People
     
  24. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Margot Robbie though hubba hubba
     
  25. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    "the Australian race" killed me
     
  26. Eathan Edwards

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    Can't believe you didn't go for a Chris Hemsworth combo here - they send us their........most attractive?
     
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  27. Redav

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    Are we done being intrigued by these shitty Australian posters?
     
  28. Truman

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    Today I learned... WE ARE NOT!
     
  29. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    We in fact very much are. i can't fathom wtf we're waiting for here? Weird hangover of dumb libertarian principles that were gross 10 years ago perhaps
     
    #530 pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ, May 26, 2023
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  30. Tobias

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    Aaron Hernandez there is no way you think to yourself that this bit is good right? stop being such a weirdo
     
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  31. bertwing

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  32. Nug

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    bertwing working on a holiday weekend, first thing in morning.

    Your the-TMB dollars at work!
     
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  33. Whammy Business

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    Cunt gets what cunt deserves, runs away.
     
  34. aussie footy

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    All, I decided to rejoin. I figured I’d create a new account, however it wouldn’t let me select a previous username so I put a space between Aussie and Footy. Hoping this can be a fresh start, and I can work on being a more level-headed and productive contributor to the forum.
     
  35. Funshot Residue

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    Quit being a fucking weirdo.
     
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  36. Nug

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  37. JVP

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    Congratulations all for bullying a middle aged autistic woman into having to leave a forum due to her mental health. You all should be proud of yourselves.
     
  38. a.tramp

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    Mental health issues do not include a lack of accountability. She is aware of her situation, as are her so called “friends.” Maybe help her come up with healthy coping mechanisms that don’t involve her walking into someplace new and throwing absolute dogshit at anyone and everything. Maybe an online presence is not best for her mental health and being with actual people would be helpful.

    So in conclusion

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  39. Tobias

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    thank you it’s about time our hard work is recognized
     
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  40. a.tramp

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    Also, quit your fucking whinging you cuntshit.
     
  41. Nug

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    pffffttttt

    fuck outta here dingo
     
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  42. JVP

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    Have spent years trying to help her. She does zero IRL socialising and I have spent years trying to get her to change this but she doesn’t. Ie. joining social groups for disabled people, courses, part time work, etc.

    Her only form of social life is her elderly foster parents, umpiring local footy and internet forums which is sad enough.
     
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  43. a.tramp

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    And that sounds very unfortunate. So by your own admission she either lacks the desire to change or mentally does not have the faculties to change. As such, her not being here is probably better off for her mental well being in the long run then.
     
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  44. Where Eagles Dare

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    hey!
     
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  45. aussie footy

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    Stand down JVP, I can take it from here.
     
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  46. JVP

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    Ideally the posters here wouldn’t have acted like a mob of 14 year old anti Australian knuckle draggers but I acknowledge that would be far too much to ask.
     
  47. a.tramp

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    are you sure you are not autistic as well because man do you blow right on by social clues.
     
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  48. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Autism does not cause that behavior. Maybe she has autism, but that's no smokescreen for shitting up every thread with that kind of gross nonsense.
     
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  49. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Now being Australian, that's another matter. Don't get me wrong, some of them are very articulate, but I mean, you get what I'm saying
     
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