2023 SEC Football Discussion Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Tiffin, Jan 10, 2023.

  1. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    Clash of the cringe.

     
  2. Where Eagles Dare

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    So it's going to be a 1 year temp schedule of 8 games.

     
  3. Hank Scorpio

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    "Not just about the money"

    What a bunch of liars
     
  4. bigjrock

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    Guys, it's about athlete well-being!
     
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  5. Where Eagles Dare

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    The "lengthened season", checks notes, stays the same length
     
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  6. seanofthedead86

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    Giving him the benefit of the doubt, he might be referring to the expanded playoff.
     
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  7. harvey birdman

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    If Florida and South Carolina* are not complaining about 9 games then neither should any other team.

    *Unless they are in which case their opinion should then be considered irrelevant
     
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  8. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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    The Stingray Show was a Monday/Tuesday night show.

    Well now he's moving up to a nightly show M-F!!!

     
  9. bertwing

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    McElwain is just out of camera view buttfucking a shark I’m sure
     
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  10. Where Eagles Dare

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    No need to be crude, dude just wants to spoon it
     
  11. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    I’ve played golf and boated on this lake. Crazy.
     
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  12. Truman

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  13. BudKilmer

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    Eli you weird fuck
     
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  14. Boo MFer!

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    He really is the worst.
     
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  15. Truman

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    I like him. He needs to put it together on the field, which obviously is most important.

    But - he's a good dude, that is surprisingly on the right side of social issues. Actually is a little candid and doesnt hide behind coach speak all the time. Players love him.

    Im starting to have some doubts about his coaching acumen, but Im rooting for him.
     
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  16. Truman

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    Because he absolutely nuked Mullen.
     
  17. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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  18. bertwing

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    :shocker:
     
  19. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Can he tackle an SEC RB to the ground? Maybe get a more valuable skill set
     
  20. Degausser

    Degausser #NewProfilePic
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    Eli famously also makes more than a pediatrician without saving lives
     
  21. Where Eagles Dare

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    Uh, you coach football
     
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  22. BudKilmer

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  23. Where Eagles Dare

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    Sir, you make $6 million a year coaching these kids you are mad at
     
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  24. Where Eagles Dare

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    Guy is about to hit a $21mm buyout and crying about kids getting NIL money
     
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  25. Truman

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    Id be shocked if he said that in a derogatory way, even if that's what it sounds like. Would like more context to the quote.

    He's never really been critical of NIL or the kids receiving it.
     
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  26. Jake Scott

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    Eli makes a million dollars per win on average?
     
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  27. Truman

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    Yeah so that quote about NIL was in response to a question about legalized gambling.

    He didnt say the NIL quote to slam NIL. It was in the context of kids are now making life changing money. Lot of people are coming with their hands out, trying to make a quick buck. There's a lot of work to do help them adapt to having that kind of money and gambling is just one more thing.
     
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  28. BudKilmer

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  29. Where Eagles Dare

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    SPIN IT!!!
     
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  30. lfriend

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    Probably not for long.
     
  31. skeezy

    skeezy what is this? meowschwitz?
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    Pediatrics isn’t known for their high pay
     
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  32. Fran Tarkenton

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  33. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    that’s out of context in my opinion, full quote in the thread
     
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  34. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    Fuck it I’ll post it

     
  35. Fran Tarkenton

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  36. Where Eagles Dare

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    6 top SEC teams then 6 others IYAM
     
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  37. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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  38. Where Eagles Dare

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    On CBS? Don't we have a new TV deal?

    Edit: Apparently it starts in 24
     
    #1188 Where Eagles Dare, May 30, 2023
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  39. Roy

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    Wtf? why?
     
  40. Where Eagles Dare

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    Yall hoping for a night game?
     
  41. bertwing

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    Probably hoping for an 11am game on Longhorn network or something if I had to guess
     
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  42. Roy

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    Hoping not to have our ass getting kicked be the feature entertainment of the week.

    And who cares if it’s a night game in Athens their fans are lame af and it’s one of the weakest atmospheres in the SEC
     
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  43. Where Eagles Dare

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    They don't have sandstorm, right?
     
  44. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    Not everybody can have a kid dressed up like a chicken dancing to techno.
     
  45. Roy

    Roy Well-Known Member
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    Do you think it would be cooler if the chicken barked?
     
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  46. Jake Scott

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    cantankerous cock this morning
     
  47. Boom TittyMilk

    Boom TittyMilk User Formerly known as Big R
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    Yeah actually
     
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  48. BudKilmer

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    was a nice girl, probably told them it was her first time, now it feels like they are pissing fire.

    shot of penicillin should clean that up boys
     
  49. Where Eagles Dare

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    Beamer is going to take down Bobo. He's falling into Nick's washed persona of making shit assistant hires.
     
  50. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    It would be less realistic for sure
     
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