Worst tweets of all time

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  1. Wicket

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    as someone on day 3 of a nasty stomach bug that makes me run a relay to the bathroom in 15 minutes intervals this already infuriates me, cant even think how upsetting this is to someone with a real illness
     
  2. Wicket

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    didnt know you had the nasty C. damn that sucks man
     
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  3. CF3234

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    we are the exact same. Today was the first day eating non-bread food since tuesday evening.
     
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  4. Nug

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    I'm envisioning myself at the mountain top, channeling my inner Michael Scott

    I
    DENOUNCE
    DISEASE!!!!!!!!
     
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  5. Wicket

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    pretty much bang on although it was wednesday noon for me and didnt even do bread, just no food for 2 days until i got some energy to make chicken soup
     
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  6. CF3234

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    It's like we are living the same life.
     
  7. Prospector

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    [​IMG]
     
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  8. Nug

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  9. Can I Spliff it

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    I think Tim is being snarky
     
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  10. spagett

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    There's a phish song about denouncing disease that I just listened to and I'll never die now
     
  11. Can I Spliff it

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  12. Artoo

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    Honestly, I have no idea where to put this. I ...uh...there's a lot going on here. Be sure to watch to the end for the grand finale. Well, not THAT grand finale but some kind


     
  13. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Before Andrew Callaghan decided to ruin his career, he had a great episode with this guy.

     
  14. RSK

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    This thread is the worst thing I have ever read

     
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  15. Goose

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    This is the last post, and she has replies off lol

     
  16. beerme

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    Last few tweets really knocking it out of the park
     
  17. Tobias

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    people that complain about delivery drivers online are insane people



    whole thread is absurd but this was the best part. officer my delivery driver left my food as instructed please help

     
  18. Redav

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    Should I know who Taylor Swift is dating?
     
  19. Tobias

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    she is dating the lead singer of the 1975 and her fans are mad at her because he went on cumtown and said problematic things in like 2017

    really unfortunate string of words i had to type out there
     
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  20. Constant

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    It's enough to know he's a problematic white man and to be angry about it.
     
  21. Tobias

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    look at my lawyer dawg i am going to jail

     
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  22. Beeds07

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    That barely narrows it down :twocents:
     
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  23. Beeds07

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    I want to call the police on his phonetic ass name.
     
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  24. Constant

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    Our ex-point guard changed his Xavier to Zavier. That's the proper move.
     
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  25. timo

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    Being pissed off at this type of situation is somewhat understandable*. Tweeting about it like some sort of internet Karen is fucking bonkers though.

    *Driver was pretty clearly trying to extort money out of the guy; probably does this all the time. Also, no chance I'd eat any of the food if I refused to pay the extra fee - you know it's showing up with some extra seasonings applied by the driver
     
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  26. ashy larry

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  27. Tobias

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    that’s tomato guy i am pretty sure
     
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  28. Tobias

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    yeah the driver is definitely in the wrong as well but you shouldn’t be calling the cops or live tweeting some 4:30am uber eats experience. just go to bed and move on weirdo
     
  29. timo

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    I've read some of his other tweets and now I want to break his legs with a peening hammer.
     
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  30. timo

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    this person has solved the mystery
     
  31. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    The Adam Friedland Show* and Matty went on just a few months ago.

    Stav left and somehow Nick and Adam are finally getting mainstream coverage for the type of stuff they've talked about for years.
     
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  32. NoNatty

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    I had nearly this exact same experience with DoorDash, except I didn't call the police. I sent screenshots in my groupchat laughing about a driver trying to extort me. I then got DoorDash to send me $30 in credits.
     
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  33. seanofthedead86

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    The only bad experience I've had with Door Dash was a driver got lost and left the food in the middle of the road. The picture they sent was just of the bag in the middle of a road.

    Best experience was the driver text me a picture of the bag he left at my front door and a picture of a raccoon in the tree in my yard with the caption "yo, you better come get your food."
     
  34. EdmondDantes

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    Uber eats and similar companies are a shitty experience almost every time I use them
     
  35. Upton^2

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    Being an asshole to food delivery/Uber workers are the lowest of the low. You sit on your ass and pay $10 extra bucks as someone gets your food and drives it to you. Don’t be a dick.
     
  36. CF3234

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  37. ashy larry

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  38. Biship

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  39. CF3234

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    thread is gold
     
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  40. Can I Spliff it

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  41. EdmondDantes

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    the old 15 follow up tweets to explain yourself strategy
     
  42. Clown Baby

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    Blocking off a full hour to eat my favorite treat

     
  43. IV

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    what we’re you searching to find this nonsense?
     
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  44. Constant

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    Breast milk ice cream, obv.
     
  45. Clown Baby

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    It’s all over tweeter today sir
     
  46. BudKilmer

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    I love my hour of workout / sport
     
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  47. Lip

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    only second to the nightly hour of love making with my wife
     
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  48. Nole96SC

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    Ideal day:
    Do whatever i want with no schedule to go by
     
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  49. ashy larry

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    this was me until i ate breast milk ice cream from 3pm-4pm one time