The Ringer Thread: Complain about everything, yet still consume content

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  1. MG2

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    I chose to listen to Zach Lowe instead this morning. I don't know if it was worse than those Ringer options, but it probably wasn't better. I just need to stop listening to his pods because I think he's very bad at hosting them.
     
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  2. bro

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    what was bad about his pod? Deciding between that and the Hoop Collective right now, which I don't really love generally.
     
  3. MG2

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    Lowe is just so all over the place as a host. It's like a Family Guy episode sometimes. He goes on these five-minute rants about six different things and never really gets to the point of half of them because he gets distracted by something else he says. The conversation goes all over the place and back without a ton of rhythm. And he has these weird moments where it's like he's trying to be quirky because someone told him that he was too serious about basketball and they come across as weird to me.

    I can listen to some of them depending on the guest, but I think last night's felt worse because he started literally right after the game ended and he's probably not very good at doing that kind of thing on the fly compared to someone who is more natural at that stuff as a host.
     
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  4. Handcuffed

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    "And Jimmy Butler... CALEB MARTIN!"

    the scatterbrain was on full display last night
     
  5. bro

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    The arguing on hoop collective about the ECF mvp was a real delight
     
  6. ZeroPointZero

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    loved Bill whining about the Heat fans in his section being bandwagoners because they didn't know who Sam Hauser was on the Celtics
     
  7. Gritty Badger

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    Bill’s Dad complaining about the Tatum travel call and says “I’ve never seen Tatum travel in my life”

    soul left my body briefly
     
  8. ZeroPointZero

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    The annual tradition of Bill saying any player who struggled in the playoffs for his teams must’ve secretly been injured. It’s a miracle the Celtics even fielded a complete roster!
     
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  9. MG2

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    Reminds me of the time he hosted the Iron Man Rewatchables pod and didn't know who Vision was or that Matt Damon had cameos in Thor III and IV. I hope that shit hurts him like he hurt me.
     
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  10. BudKilmer

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    I haven’t been able to bring myself to listen to that Rewatchable. I’m sure I will over the 4th of July week when there’s nothing going on and I’ll hate myself for it
     
  11. BudKilmer

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    I mean Jrue was a better defender that year
     
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  12. MG2

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    Apple TV sucks so I ended up listening to JVG on Russillo's pod. It was like JVG did film on Russillo and decided to steal his gimmick when he went full on "and then people were like 'Boston won game 4 because they went to Top Golf' and I was like 'what?!?!'" for about 15 minutes.
     
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  13. Upton^2

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  14. ZeroPointZero

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  15. MtOread

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    "...Plus the 2005 Redraftables" lmao idk how but my brain forgot about this
     
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  16. ZeroPointZero

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    Was that the same episode where Russillo was so smug because he said he didn’t vote for Obama? In a “bet ya couldn’t have guessed that!” type tone
     
  17. Josey Wales

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    Just played the first minute again and the hot potato of who goes first is pretty funny.

    Bill, you go first because you’ve lived here longer.
     
  18. LuPoor

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    Yes it was
     
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  19. Upton^2

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    Yes and also basically admitted to voting for Trump due to “tax reasons”
     
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  20. Josey Wales

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    Ryen’s screen play hasn’t been optioned yet bc liberal Hollywood looks down on him, definitely not because it’s a knockoff of the town meets good will.


    INT Locker room: A coach does calculus on a white board next to ATO plays.

    Coach: We’re not playing slalom with those orange cones, Dougie.
     
  21. Handcuffed

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    never forget his high school ambition

    [​IMG]
     
  22. Butthead

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    i didn't listen to it. no regrets
     
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  23. steamengine

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    I went back and listened to his post game five and 6 episodes which were two hours each and mainly uninterrupted. The post game seven ep was barely an hour and roughly 25% ads.

    Hearing his dad talk the Cs you do see where he gets it. Admittedly it is pretty cool they’re able to do that for fifty years.
     
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  24. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    the cats cradle butchering is still infuriating

    its the first god damn line of the book
     
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  25. hood b. goode

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    Holy hell what a little chud
     
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  26. Butthead

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    I thought that was some Vermont frat boy shit
     
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  27. bro

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    a CEO and Raheem Palmer? Ok

     
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  28. Upton^2

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    Who is Raheem Palmer?

    Also this Hubbard dude seems obsessed with Swift
     
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  29. LuPoor

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    Hubbard's output honestly makes me uncomfortable. He should not be allowed within 100 yards of Taylor Swift
     
  30. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    Would expect better than low-grade misogyny coming from you.
     
  31. ZeroPointZero

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    Hopefully during Mike Malone's next press conference he can cry about how instead of Bill Simmons talking about the Finals, he used the game 1 pod to try and find ways to cope the Celtics still being a title contender
     
  32. poor paul

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    yeah the gig was up for me the moment his hand selected co-host on ESPN radio was fucking WILL CAIN.
     
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  33. bro

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    and before that it was DK, whether his choice or not
     
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  34. bro

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    a gambler who claims to be in vegas living very well due to his gambling success. philly guy. also had this hilarious tweet



     
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  35. bro

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    he is hosting a gambling pod called the "100" where he has been giving out NBA picks each day until he gets to 100. He is up, so at least that's good.

    but here is a comment re: appearing on the RR pod:

    After he came on Russillo’s show a few months ago, when it was blatantly obvious the guy was a total charlatan, a bunch of in depth Reddit posts were made elaborating on just what made him a charlatan. And not just a charlatan. An arrogant piece of shit too. I imagine it was extremely difficult for him to read. So I’m not surprised he harbors Reddit resentment. As far as I can recall, absolutely none of it was racial. Of course that’s always an element for some people, but certainly wasn’t the dominant case here. Dude is a clown.
     
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  36. Handcuffed

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    this isnt funny to me because he was wrong; he's usually right when he has insider info. but bill explaining what happened (splashier and more experienced hire) and then saying, "can't wait to hear what happened" made me laugh. so is that speculation or...?
     
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  37. MG2

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    Booker probably would have been able to convince Ishbia to hire his guy if he had played for team USA that one time
     
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  38. BudKilmer

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    :laugh:
     
  39. steamengine

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    Bill should probably stay off Shams and Woj’s corners and stick to White Shadow analogies.
     
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  40. bro

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  41. bro

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    Casino Royale on the Rewatchables. Finally
     
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  42. ZeroPointZero

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  43. Dirt Dirt McGirt

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    the MLK-Grizzlies reference BS made a few years ago is one of the most unhinged things I’d ever heard
     
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  44. LuPoor

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    Truly incredible shitpost, 10/10 5 stars
     
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  45. War Grundle

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    Really good pod.
     
  46. BudKilmer

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    just absolute shit posting perfection. Gotta be top of the pyramid
     
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  47. Xander Crews

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    Truly one of the more insane parts of a podcast I’ve ever listened to.

    How do they not have one editor or producer that’s like “wait this is problematic as hell.”
     
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  48. bro

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    Because the producer is nephew Kyle
     
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  49. Xander Crews

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    Nah not back then. That the BS Report, they had ESPN money and producers