Bidengeddon: Dank Brandon Rises

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  1. Truman

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    This is incredible :roll:
     
  2. southlick

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  3. Hank Scorpio

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    Florida has 2 of the most unlikeable senators in the country.
     
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  4. jrmy

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    Florida has the most unlikeable people in the country

    Think about it. Trump, DeSantis, Gaetz, dbl, Rubio, Scott, etc.
     
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  5. beerme

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    not sure if they’re any worse they just get more attention being from the second largest red state
     
  6. Name P. Redacted

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    Florida is spearheading all the gross GOP shit. Strong contention for #1 baddies
     
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  7. Hank Scorpio

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    Good to be #1 in something again.
     
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  8. Beeds07

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    Texas has entered the chat
     
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  9. Redav

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    Kentucky's duo will have you fighting your neighbor mad
     
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  10. PeterGriffin

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    TX was resting on its laurels, basking in the children’s blood being spilled all over it, but FL did an end around and is now streaking toward the end zone (of full-fledged authoritarianism). TX simply can’t catch up to the insanity that is FL.
     
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  11. Name P. Redacted

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    Getting your ass beat by your neighbor mad
     
  12. drewru

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    Differently-abled governor whose wheelchair and health benefits are paid for by the government? And a senator from Canada? It’s time to ask, is Texas woke?
     
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  13. Fuzzy Zoeller

    Fuzzy Zoeller College football > NFL
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  14. Nug

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    Man I would love to gone on a bender with Hunter
     
  15. Drown ‘Em

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    Lol, the writers did well this season. Good twist to the Hunter plot line.
     
  16. dblplay1212

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    I'm right here, man.
     
  17. Truman

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  18. dblplay1212

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    lol if that's what they come up to charge him with. Don't get me wrong, in theory it sounds great to make it illegal to own a gun if you use drugs. In practice, we'd be locking up millions of people if it were enforced.
     
  19. PeterGriffin

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  20. poor paul

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  21. Hank Scorpio

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    Looking forward to all the Biden falling clips in my news feeds over the next 48 hours
     
  22. Where Eagles Dare

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    Is this the same service academy with the scary ramp?
     
  23. IV

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    Biden will just slide down the rail
     
  24. Redav

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  25. Where Eagles Dare

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    Just watch the video. Looks like he was trying to jog away all happily then tripped over some part of the stage.

    Then appears he can't get up on his own. Can we please have a millennial take over?
     
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  26. Where Eagles Dare

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    Does he trip often? I recall him falling on a bike.

    "Two Aceint Men, Trump & Biden, both running. Why that's bad only for Dems!"
     
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  27. Lyrtch

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    its v important to not trip on sandbags on stage to be president
     
  28. OHW

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    That fall would kill 75% of Americans over 55.
     
  29. IV

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    lol I literally thought the same thing, maybe more like 70 but the US is not a healthy country
     
  30. Redav

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    Somebody said there was a sandbag on stage that he tripped over
     
  31. Where Eagles Dare

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    You can see them pointing to an object as they lift him up.

    Why is it there????
     
  32. Redav

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    Assassination attempt imo
     
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  33. El Tiburon

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    Fucking sandbaggers.
     
  34. Drown ‘Em

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    My guess is the bag was keeping the teleprompter wires secure.
     
  35. Redav

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    I'm kind of amazed Trump has never fallen
     
  36. Boom TittyMilk

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    You have never seen a fall with such great power the biggest fall. Doctors say they’ve never seen someone recover so fast from such a great fall
     
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  37. drewru

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    Dude walks as gingerly as a 95 year old with osteoporosis. If he falls, it’s over and his fragile ass knows it. Humpty trumpy.
     
  38. Redav

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    Think it's prob why he's scared of steps. He's scared of some embarrassing fall.
     
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  39. dump

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    Boo MFer, Dbl, the whole Cuban American population, etc
     
  40. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Get their bitchasses Dump
     
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  41. IronLung

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    His people have got to find a way to prevent these falls. Preferably there would be a candidate that isn’t 500 years old but surely more could be done to prevent this. I’m honestly impressed he hasn’t had any significant injuries at this point though
     
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  42. Can I Spliff it

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  43. bro

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    Turrible
     
  44. glimmer

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    watch how fast i apply for a new financial hardship deferment
     
  45. texasraider

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    Sandbags are commonly used to put weight on tripods for microphones and other such items in an outdoor setting
     
  46. PeterGriffin

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    Please cancel my loans. I still have quite a few years until 25 years of IBR, so I’d like somebody to wipe the slate rather than that massive forgiveness/income tax penalty attempts to destroy me. I think there’s too much noise for it to fade forever and will hold out hope that President AOC follows through.
     
  47. Josey Wales

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    Old ppl fall. If Americans cared as much about old ass candidates as they claim, the senate would have about 30 new faces.
     
  48. Josey Wales

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    Dems are just as guilty of giving rich assholes bailouts, otherwise it would be easy (albeit divisive) to call out specific ghouls who have been saved by hard working Americans taxes and put faces to the real problem.
     
  49. Beeds07

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    Their AG was just impeached by a bunch of Republicans. Imagine how shitty you have to be for other Republicans to say yeah…no. Florida is still running away, but historically can you really ever forget the Bama football of shitty politics?

    They literally kill their own in summers and winters because they “want to stay independent of government assistance”. I’m not saying they’re at the top, but they have replaced Ohio, a state that elected JD Fucking Vance.
     
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  50. Beeds07

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    I renew my support of a law that says if you are older than any US State, you cannot hold political office. That sets the bar at 65 for the next election. Perfect timing.