Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Where Eagles Dare

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    Nah, I could fuck a few of em up
     
  2. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    Is it racism? I bet it’s racism.
     
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  3. skeezy

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    The kids aren’t alright man
     
  4. southlick

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  5. Can I Spliff it

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    Hahahhahahahhaha
     
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  6. Fran Tarkenton

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    that lady is from ohio moved to south carolina and now lives in florida

    hard to find a more american story than that
     
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  7. timo

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    is that real
     
  8. UCFkc123

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    DO NOT CONGRATULATE
     
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  9. chuckmasterflex

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    Trump going to be on the stump bigging up North Korea and Russia. Nixon will be spinning in his grave.
     
  10. ~ taylor ~

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    He's pretty busy in hell
     
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  11. Can I Spliff it

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  12. GrizzliesDrew

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    What is that? A flag for ants?
     
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  13. EdmondDantes

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    where do people find the time to worry so much about the LGBT stuff that rarely if ever impacts them in any way

    i would love to have as much free time as these people have carved out
     
  14. Jimmy the Saint

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    It has to be incredibly exhausting keeping up with all of these grievances.
     
  15. chuckmasterflex

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    They don't though. It is all just performance.

    RWNJ must always heighten, to generate engagement.

    All the republicans I know with an income stream are vaccinated and like Disney.
     
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  16. Eathan Edwards

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    Pretty much same - I'm not sure I know a staunch Trump/Desantis supporter and considering where I'm from that just shows how poorly the Republican Party has done with people my age (and their overall platform obviously).
     
  17. Prospector

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  18. Jimmy the Saint

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    They can set up Magadonia in Centralia, PA. Perfect spot.
     
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  19. Redav

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    Never understood the fried chicken racist trope anyway. Have these people had fried chicken before? I think everyone on earth loves fried chicken. It's incredible
     
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  20. Where Eagles Dare

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    Idk if serious, but it Hass nothing to do.with taste. Similar to watermelon
     
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  21. Detlef Schrempf

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    Watermelon, also great.

    The fries chicken, collard greens, and watermelon trope like Fuzzy Zeller used on Tiger after he won is such a stupid thing.

    “yeah he won, sounds like he might choose some delicious ass food”
     
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  22. Where Eagles Dare

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    It's based into slave history and some of the only food slaves could grow for themselves and eat...then exaggerated in racist minstrel movies/shows

    Pretty sure watermelons were often farmers and sold by freed slaves as well
     
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  23. Where Eagles Dare

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    Basically symbols of self reliability turned against them and used to mock and be hateful
     
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  24. Detlef Schrempf

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    I understand, just pointing out how stupid it is because it’s fucking delicious
     
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  25. Where Eagles Dare

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    :idk:

    Lobster was once considered trash food. But it was white folk whom ate it
     
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  26. Mister Me Too

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    Wings used to be trash food as well and were cheap as hell, once white folks started eating it the price skyrocketed.
     
  27. bro

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    Fried chicken is one of the best foods on the planet. And greens are obviously great. But ripe watermelon is goated
     
  28. Beeds07

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    Slaves were also given the worst parts of an animal to eat, which is why blacks season the ever loving God out of everything. You’re welcome world.
     
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  29. dblplay1212

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    I'll never understand poor people licking the boots of billionaires. Well I do know why, it's the racism, but fuck man.
     
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  30. IvanTheTerrible

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    Fuzzy Zeller, that's a dude I haven't thought about in a really long time.
     
  31. Beeds07

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    Blame Reagan. We’re forty years into trickle down and a generation of people still think that the rich will eventually save their pathetic lives.
     
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  32. dblplay1212

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    I've had the conversation with several people. "Well they generate a lot of jobs so I'm OK with them not paying taxes." is always said. Like wtf? They literally only hire people bc those people generate income for them. They aren't hiring people out of charity. And they'll fire people as soon as they can if it increases their bottom line. The whole concept of giving them breaks bc they hire a lot of people is so incredibly dumb.
     
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  33. Beeds07

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    The amount of people who blindly accept that this is a capitalist country is why this country sucks.
     
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  34. Andy Reocho

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    To be fair it’s ingrained in the youth via the education system. Add in anti-higher education belief and the republicans have a nice stupid voting base to use as pawns.
     
  35. orangebl00d

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    Pretty much the same people who stood on bridges for nearly a year after the election waving trump flags
     
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  36. chuckmasterflex

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  37. Vito Corleone

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    Ernst is so worthless. Her only having Pence at that dumbass event makes me so happy. Her election really was the watershed moment when Iowa reverted into a right wing petri dish instead of a purple swing state. A Democrat used to be able to win that state with some folksiness and as long as you gleefully used ethanol in the corn/soybean lobbying circle jerks during caucus season.
     
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  38. drewru

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    :roll:
     
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  39. Doc Louis

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    Nice Flight of the Conchords shirt
     
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  40. Doc Louis

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    I'd even ask to prove when they've actually generated jobs. People that dumb can't explain how companies operate.
     
  41. PeterGriffin

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    “Traditional family value” cunts upset about things that don’t have anything to do with them:
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  42. dblplay1212

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    If anything they've cost us jobs by killing mom and pops and consolidating everything into giant companies.
     
  43. Doc Louis

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    Yeah it went downhill in...1964. damnit honkies in NY inventing buffalo wings.
     
  44. poor paul

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    All the candidates except Trump are there, it’s just that Pence was the only one who participated in the “ride” portion on a motorcycle.

    The rest entirely valid.
     
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  45. AptosDuck

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    I want to see Trump on a Harley, for real and not just creepy fan art
     
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  46. Hoss Bonaventure

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    There is no way he can balance to ride a motorcycle. None. He can’t physically run if it meant to save his life. He’d just topple over
     
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  47. NilesIrish

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    Watching Trump try to throw his leg over a Harley would be very funny.
     
  48. AptosDuck

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    And seeing him spit all over himself making motorcycle noises
     
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