Brits

sun: *constantly setting*

 

WVU athletics give me the morbs

 

My dads maternal grandmother was Scottish, and his mom first generation US. We ate the worst food at family events on that side.

My mother’s maternal great grandmother came over from Alsace. Every woman in the family learned French cooking.

Convinced my dad married into the family for the food. Lots of cream, lots of butter, lots of bread, lots of pounds.

 

scots are the superior brit but yeah don’t compare food with Rhine folk

 

I have eaten boiled chicken and sausage, at 9 years old. Still won’t eat those foods together.

 

No haggis?

 

No, I imagine that was too tough to find the parts.

 

Don't fuck with the peaky blinders

 

I think it’s Scottish Twitter I follow on Reddit. It’s absolute scenes if you can understand what’s being said.

 

Where is Shepard's Pie from. That stuff's not bad if it's made right.

 

Shepard’s pies and Scoth eggs. Delicious.

 

GoodForAnother you rang?

 

That and the TT comment pretty much sums it up

I've never heard of any anti-British sentiment from the IoM.

 

the lads are absolutely buzzin' itt innit

 

No bank account to £9 million pounds lottery win back to zero, a true British story. Even paying over million quid to settle extortions.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Carroll_(lottery_winner)
https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/10m-lottery-winner-says-liverpool-17267605.amp

 

Get in, Craig. Good on you, lad.

 

That water has to be obscenely cold right?

 

Poo mischief run amok in the kingdom

 

Confirmed Love Island watcher

 

Maybe it was the one dude, but I got a jolly good lecturing after referring to the mainland as, well, the mainland.

 

Always found a British accent sexy on a woman until they start actually talking dirty.

“It’s hot when I pull down my knickers innit. Pull out that knob and give it a good wank for me. I want your baby batter in my minge. Yeah slap my arse”

 

yes! 100%

 

In my other hand, my penis

 

I'm always curious to hear what a "British accent" sounds like
WhiskeyDelta

 

I kind of view a British Accent as a quantum mechanics problem, where the outcome changes by measuring it.

 

100% spot on. Arse and bum are so deflating. “Stick it in me bum?” I’d really rather not, thanks

 

Britain =/= The Shitty Parts of Greater London, no matter what both the world at large or British podcasters think. The accent and slang changes about every 50 miles and about every £25,000 you make. Or, if in London, it changes every 7 tube stations or £50,000

 

Maths yes.

Aluminium no.

 

Also, being married to a East Anglian and having hooked up a Scottish woman in The Before Times, can confirm British accents are, in fact, quite good during sex.

 

I'm in if they call me "Gov'nah"

 

Wales >>>>>>>

but famous British women tend to be pretty cute

 

also no one tagged WhiskeyDelta

 

At fucking last

 

I can tell when someone lives <10 miles in any direction where they're from

 

I feel like you quoted the wrong post here but I’m choosing to believe you just divine their birth location while hooking up with them.

 

quite a talent

this pussy tastes of Norwich

 

It’s the salt air and inbreeding.

 

I think when most Americans think of a “British accent,” they’re thinking of the Attenboroughs.

 

They’re called mushy peas, you uncultured knob.

 

I hate it when he’s talking about penguins and starts talking about having a proper go at his bum with my hard knob.

 

Yes I did quote the wrong post. Been on the Thatchers all day.

 

“And here, we see the erect penis of the average human male. When he’s good and randy, he’ll take that hard knob and give my bum a thorough rogering.”