2023 SEC Football Discussion Thread

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  1. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    It has to be especially tough working so much when you do so in gym shorts and constantly carry a spit cup.
     
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  2. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    All the complaining made sense when he was winning championships. It sounds pretty pathetic when he isn’t.
     
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  3. Where Eagles Dare

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    Hadn't seen this posted, 247's guess on 2024's schedule. Seems like this is purely a guess and nothing more. Lotta hard schedules

    https://247sports.com/longformartic...g-every-teams-eight-game-c-211030167/#2176229

    #Vanderbilt Commodores
    Kentucky, at Georgia, Tennessee, South Carolina, at Florida, at LSU, Ole Miss, at Mississippi State

    #Mississippi State Bulldogs
    Texas A&M, at Alabama, Arkansas, at Ole Miss, at Florida, Auburn, at Oklahoma, Vanderbilt

    #Missouri Tigers
    Texas A&M, at Ole Miss, Georgia, at South Carolina, Oklahoma, at Texas, Arkansas, at Auburn

    #Mississippi Rebels
    at Vanderbilt, Mississippi State, Missouri, at Arkansas, Kentucky, at Tennessee, at LSU, at Texas

    #Kentucky Wildcats
    Georgia, at Ole Miss, Florida, at Tennessee, Texas A&M, South Carolina, Auburn, at Vanderbilt

    #Auburn Tigers
    at Georgia, Texas, at Alabama, Missouri, at Mississippi State, South Carolina, at Kentucky, LSU

    #South Carolina Gamecocks
    at Florida, Georgia, Texas A&M, at Vanderbilt, at Kentucky, Tennessee, at Auburn, Missouri

    #Florida Gators
    South Carolina, LSU, at Tennessee, Vanderbilt, Georgia (Jacksonville), Mississippi State, at Texas, at Kentucky

    #Arkansas Razorbacks
    at Mississippi State, LSU, Texas A&M (Arlington), at Texas, Oklahoma, at Missouri, Ole Miss, Alabama

    #Texas AandM Aggies #Texas AandM Aggies alt
    at Alabama, Oklahoma, at South Carolina, Texas, at Missouri, at Kentucky, Arkansas (Arlington), at Mississippi State

    #Tennessee Volunteers
    at Georgia, Alabama, at Oklahoma, at South Carolina, Florida, at Vanderbilt, Kentucky, Ole Miss

    #LSU Tigers
    Ole Miss, at Alabama, Oklahoma, Vanderbilt, at Florida, Texas, at Arkansas, at Auburn

    #Georgia Bulldogs
    at South Carolina, Auburn, Florida (Jacksonville), at Kentucky, at Missouri, Tennessee, Vanderbilt, Alabama

    #Alabama Crimson Tide
    LSU, Texas A&M, at Oklahoma, Mississippi State, at Tennessee, at Georgia, Auburn, at Arkansas

    #Oklahoma Sooners
    at Arkansas, at LSU, Texas (Dallas), at Missouri, Mississippi State, Alabama, Tennessee, at Texas A&M

    #Texas Longhorns
    at Texas A&M, Missouri, Arkansas, Ole Miss, at Auburn, Florida, Oklahoma (Dallas), at LSU
     
  4. Truman

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    I’d take that for mizzou
     
  5. blind dog

    blind dog wps
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    God dammit can the Arlington game die pls
     
  6. Where Eagles Dare

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    Agree. All #Arkansas Razorbacks home games should be in Little Rock
     
  7. Tex

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    Switch that first one to Austin and one other away and I’m good
     
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  8. Boo MFer!

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    Looks like 8-0 in conference to me.
     
  9. Gallant Knight

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    Hogs will 100% be at Florida or at Georgia
     
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  10. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    War Memorial games need to die as well. Just a terrible stadium.
     
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  11. Where Eagles Dare

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    What's interesting is Texas has no say right now b/c they aren't in the conference. You guys didn't even get to vote on the '24 schedule.

    Unless with SEC just wants to fuck over their current members, Imma guess they give a nod to the Aggies and have that game in college station. Where was the last one played?
     
  12. Tex

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    7-1 is also respectable
     
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  13. Where Eagles Dare

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    Why?

    Seems like the SEC will/should try to get UGA to play @ College Station since they never have.
    I'd prefer to get UGA/Bama on alternate years some way. Now is the perfect time to do it. Either don't have us play or it would probably fuck UGA over again and we'd get back to back home games for the 2nd time
     
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  14. Tex

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    Last one was at college station
     
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  15. Where Eagles Dare

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    How many years will it take Billy to get 8 total SEC wins is the real answer?
     
  16. Where Eagles Dare

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    It's been a decade. I could see it mattering, but Imma guess it'll be @ Aggies. If it is in Austin I will laugh at those weirdos tho
     
  17. Tex

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    Who doesn’t love laughing or screwing over the aggys?
     
  18. Line 4 Guy

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    I dont remember where it was played. Might need to ask Case McCoy and Justin Tucker. Or Dump.
     
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  19. Fran Tarkenton

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    no one other than maga freaks or auburn fans wants to play at college station

    hard pass on making that happen
     
  20. Boo MFer!

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    Probably 1,000. Is that what you wanted to hear?
     
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  21. El Tiburon

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    I had to buy a new subscription to Word because I ran out of available pages on the existing software due to the sheer size of the doc I’ve put together.
     
  22. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    What? Who wouldn’t want to take a trip to this beautiful and vibrant campus?

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  23. Where Eagles Dare

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    It has nothing to do with "wanting". And lets not pretend most of these campuses aren't maga hell holes of students
     
  24. Boo MFer!

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    [insert Ben Sasse epic slam here]
     
  25. Where Eagles Dare

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    Seems like a lot
     
  26. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    Consider yourself lucky that Sunbelt Billy thought your program sucked so bad that he turned you down.
     
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  27. Where Eagles Dare

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    I don't think 97% of our fellow SEC posters can hurl too many insults. Almost all came out of college super chuddy and tooks years to change. I don't think they've all flipped in the last decade
     
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  28. Where Eagles Dare

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    [​IMG]
     
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  29. harvey birdman

    harvey birdman Ha ha! Last laugh.
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    The only situation in which it’s good to be part of the 3 percenters.
     
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  30. Where Eagles Dare

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    LifetimeLib :smug:
     
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  31. Shunface

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    This would be pretty ideal.
     
  32. Where Eagles Dare

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    Yeah, you only get 2 teams from the top half the of conference and the worst team by far.

    Seems one of the easiest schedules
     
  33. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    from a going to games standpoint, that’s a terrible home slate. It’s also only 3 home games
     
    #1383 wes tegg, Jun 4, 2023
    Last edited: Jun 4, 2023
  34. Where Eagles Dare

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    They fucked something up bc you have 5 road games which doesn't make sense
     
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  35. Old_Gregg

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    There is no way that Georgia avoids both Texas and Oklahoma. Sec will want them probably in Austin as a showcase game with Bama going to Oklahoma. Also seriously doubt they give Georgia 4 bottom feeders in one year.
     
  36. Hank Scorpio

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    My sweet summer child...
     
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  37. IvanTheTerrible

    IvanTheTerrible Well-Known Member
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    I'm a bit confused with the LSU write up
     
  38. TAS

    TAS 20_ _ TMB Poster of the Year
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  39. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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    I'll allow it
     
  40. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    I see why we had to count to 9 Mississippi now
     
  41. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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    ESPN really dropping the ball not doing a 30 for 30 there.
     
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  42. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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  43. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    Sounds like the old Lewis Grizzard urban legend that he wrote the following headline for his newspaper:

    DOGS TO PLAY COCKS WITH DICKS OUT


    (Grizzard’s headline was never actually published).
     
  44. Truman

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  45. TAS

    TAS 20_ _ TMB Poster of the Year
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    The people in control of this sport are so goddamn terrible
     
  46. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    Total rip off
     
  47. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    Says the TAMU fan with no sense of irony

    #loveyoudump
     
  48. bertwing

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    Saban went today
     
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  49. TAS

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