Elon / Twitter Thread

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  1. glimmer

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    the article references “mutilation” under the “pride propaganda” section. it’s safe to assume they have not gone woke
     
  2. Redav

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    Had to look up 2 Spirit+. Thank you for educating me *checks notes* Breitbart
     
  3. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  4. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    It’s so easy to be a fucking chud grifter. Just make stuff up and Twitter and you get paid.
     
  5. Biship

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    At least predictive search is back
     
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  6. ~ taylor ~

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    He's a fucking idiot
     
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  7. laxjoe

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    Translate tweet is still there for me :idk:
     
  8. RockHardJawn39

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    Depends on the tweet. Some have it some don’t.
     
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  9. honestlee

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    Looking into it
     
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  10. WC

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  11. Redav

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    Twitter app been fucked up for me for months and tweets don't load on this website half the time. Think it's fair to assume any problem is with Twitter not working right
     
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  12. Redav

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    It's because he wants to pass off others work as his own. (see: Tesla, SpaceX, etc.). A lot of people fall for it as we saw earlier in this thread
     
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  13. PAHokie

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    A classic rovell move.
     
  14. Bruce Bowen

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    He’s been doing it forever. His bootlickers never care when he steals their work with no credit. Spit on me daddy elon.
     
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  15. bro

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  16. Nug

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    that's perfect
     
  17. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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  18. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    Imagine having to explain nazis and ww2 to an adult man in 2023
     
  19. LetItSoak

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    Whammy is this blocking or tackling?
     
  20. Bruce Bowen

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    Those $8 recurring payments though :yousoright:
     
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  21. Drown ‘Em

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    I know you’re being facetious, but I did want to find out how many subscribers he’d need to make up the difference in ad revenue. Ad revenue first week of May from last year was $88M / 41% = $214,634,146. That’s a difference of $126,634,136. At $8/blue check, he needs 15,829,268 active monthly subscriptions to make up the difference. Best estimate about 5 weeks ago was that only 640,000 had signed up, with many of those having cancelled. Good thing he has all those researchers lining up to pay him $500,000 annually so that they have API access to .3% of tweets to research what is happening on Twitter. Wait…
     
  22. Drown ‘Em

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    Oh and just a reminder he owes $300M every quarter on the debt used to finance the purchase. Using an $88M revenue per month average for ease, that would mean revenue from ads would be covering only about 88% of the quarterly debt service and none of the actual operating costs of Twitter.
     
  23. IV

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    what about the 10’s of dollars from blue checkmarks though!
     
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  24. blind dog

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    lol I have had twitter forever and never once tweeted anything
     
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  25. Drown ‘Em

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    Still rounds to 88%.
     
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  26. Redav

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    Lmao crack team at Twitter
     
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  27. blind dog

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    cool elon, bc that's the only thing i've literally ever done
     
  28. Redav

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    I've never tweeted either
     
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  29. PAHokie

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  30. tylerdolphin

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    Intentionally making your brand toxic to your core demographic in order to be more appealing to people that don't buy your product is some big brain shit. I'd have never thought of it.
     
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  31. yesman

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  32. TAS

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    Someone obviously hasn't read all the new business textbooks that explain the ingenuity of this strategy
     
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  33. Keef

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    Probably from the same geniuses behind the open office concept
     
  34. El Tiburon

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    Many people in The Valley say this is genius.
     
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  35. beerme

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    you don’t like hearing 1000 people on the phone around you at the same time? That can’t be distracting at all…
     
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  36. rulethirty

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    It's a rabbit hole. Here's a list of gender-related terms and their cultures courtesy of chatGPT. Some of them span centuries.

    1. Makkunrai (Bugis, Indonesia) - Cisgender women
    2. Oroané (Bugis, Indonesia) - Cisgender men
    3. Bissu (Bugis, Indonesia) - Transgender individuals with a divine gender role
    4. Calabai (Bugis, Indonesia) - Transgender women
    5. Calalai (Bugis, Indonesia) - Transgender men
    6. Hijra (South Asia) - A third gender encompassing eunuchs, intersex people, and transgender individuals
    7. Two-Spirit (Native American) - A range of gender-diverse identities
    8. Fa'afafine (Samoa) - Individuals assigned male at birth who take on female gender roles
    9. Muxe (Zapotec, Mexico) - A third gender encompassing people who might be categorized as gay men or transgender women in Western societies
    10. Sworn-Virgins (Albania) - Women who take on male societal roles
    11. Waria (Indonesia) - Transgender women
    12. Khawaja-Sira (Pakistan) - A third gender encompassing eunuchs, intersex people, and transgender individuals
    13. Sekhet (Ancient Egypt) - Transgender individuals
    14. Galli (Ancient Rome) - Eunuch priests of the goddess Cybele
    15. Enaree (Scythia) - Transgender priestesses
    16. Kurgarrū (Ancient Mesopotamia) - Gender-variant priests
    17. Assinnu (Ancient Mesopotamia) - Gender-variant priests
    18. Quariwarmi (Inca) - Men who lived as women and performed women's roles
    19. Shünu (Moche) - Men who lived as women and performed women's roles
    20. Lhamana (Zuni) - A third gender
    21. Nadleehi (Navajo) - A third gender or individuals who switch between gender roles
    22. Acault (Maya) - A third gender
    23. Hwame (Mojave) - A third gender
    24. Alyha (Mojave) - A third gender
    25. Winkte (Lakota) - A third gender
    26. Skoptsy (Russia) - Eunuch sect
    27. Köçek (Ottoman Empire) - Young male dancers who dressed in feminine attire
    28. Bacchá (Central Asia) - Young male dancers who dressed in feminine attire
    29. Xanith (Oman) - A third gender or individuals who switch between gender roles
    30. Mukhannathun (Medieval Islam) - Effeminate men, often musicians or entertainers
    31. Agnes (18th Century Europe) - A term used for transgender women
    32. Tritiya-prakriti (Ancient India) - A third gender encompassing a range of non-binary identities
    33. Femminiello (Naples, Italy) - A third gender or individuals who switch between gender roles
    34. Guevedoce (Dominican Republic) - Intersex individuals with a specific form of 5-alpha reductase deficiency
    35. Tomboi (Indonesia) - Masculine women or transgender men
    36. Nullo (Modern, Global) - Individuals who have undergone voluntary genital removal
    37. Hijabi (Muslim communities) - Women who wear the hijab
    38. Eunuch (Various) - Men who have been castrated, often to serve in specific societal roles
    39. Skesana (Nguni, South Africa) - Men who live as women
    40. Isangoma (Zulu, South Africa) - Diviner who may be of any gender
    41. Enaêgans (Potawatomi) - A third gender
    42. Bardag (Medieval Europe) - Enslaved men, sometimes castrated
    43. Illugaagvik (Inuit) - Men who live as women
    44. Basajaun (Basque) - Mythical wild man of the woods
    45. Mukodo-dako (Langi, Uganda) - Women who live as men
    46. Okule (Karamojong, Uganda) - Men who live as women
    47. Okuke (Karamojong, Uganda) - Women who live as men
    48. Ininiikaazo (Anishinaabe, North America) - Men who live as women
    49. Ikwekaazo (Anishinaabe, North America) - Women who live as men
    50. asdzáán (Navajo) - Feminine woman
    51. hózhǫǫgi (Navajo) - Masculine woman
    52. hastiin (Navajo) - Masculine man
    53. dilbaa (Navajo) - Feminine man
    54. nadleehi (Navajo) - Individuals who exist outside or move among these categories
    55. assinnu (Mesopotamia) - Effeminate men, sometimes temple prostitutes
    56. kurgarrū (Mesopotamia) - Gender-variant temple servants
    57. kulu'u (Mesopotamia) - Effeminate men, often dancers and musicians
    58. wakashū (Japan) - A distinct gender category for male youths who were not yet considered adults
    59. Agender (Global, Modern) - Individuals who do not identify with any gender
    60. Genderqueer (Global, Modern) - Individuals who identify outside of the traditional binary gender system
    61. Non-binary (Global, Modern) - Individuals whose gender identity does not exclusively align with male or female
    62. Bigender (Global, Modern) - Individuals who identify as having two distinct gender identities
    63. Androgynous (Global, Modern) - Individuals who have a blend of both masculine and feminine characteristics
    64. Genderfluid (Global, Modern) - Individuals whose gender identity fluctuates over time
    65. Gender nonconforming (Global, Modern) - Individuals who do not conform to societal expectations or norms associated with their assigned gender
    66. Neutrois (Global, Modern) - Individuals who identify as having a neutral or null gender
    67. Demigender (Global, Modern) - Individuals who partially identify with a specific gender or have a weak connection to a gender identity
    68. Two-Spirit (Global, Indigenous) - A term used by some Indigenous cultures to describe individuals embodying both masculine and feminine qualities
    69. Pangender (Global, Modern) - Individuals who identify with all genders
    70. Gender questioning (Global, Modern) - Individuals who are exploring or questioning their gender identity
    71. Gender variant (Global, Modern) - A broad term used to describe individuals whose gender identity or expression differs from societal norms
    72. Gender diverse (Global, Modern) - An inclusive term for individuals with a wide range of gender identities and expressions
     
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  37. Prospector

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  38. Bruce Bowen

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    I need this Abbott energy for the next mass shooting.

    ONCE AGAIN TEXANS STAY SHOOTIN :texassmug:
     
  39. Truman

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  40. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    I’m not convinced Elon knows that.
     
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  41. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    They’re I’m literally trying to drive Twitter bankrupt.”
     
  42. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    Thejewsdidthis.gif
     
  43. WC

    WC Bad Company, ‘til the day I die.
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    The guy is a moron, but he’s being paid by people that aren’t. They know the goal.
     
  44. Redav

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    *people have tried to tell Elon
     
  45. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    He sure showed you
     
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  46. Prospector

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    Totally owned!
     
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