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  1. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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    #1 GoodForAnother, Jun 5, 2023
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  2. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    this is a fake story and tweet.
     
    #2 bro, Jun 5, 2023
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  3. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    I’d like to compete and get my participation trophy
     
    #3 bertwing, Jun 5, 2023
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  4. nexus

    nexus TMB’s TSO
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    #4 nexus, Jun 5, 2023
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  5. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    but if it was real I would win
     
    #5 bro, Jun 5, 2023
  6. Taffy

    Taffy Token Brit poster
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    I might actually come 2nd for once
     
    #6 Taffy, Jun 5, 2023
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  7. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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    no one cares
     
    #7 GoodForAnother, Jun 5, 2023
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  8. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
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    If you ain’t first, you’re last
     
    #8 oldberg, Jun 5, 2023
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  9. ned's head

    ned's head Well-Known Member
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    There are 16 disciplines, so surely one is for having the deepest anal cavity
     
    #9 ned's head, Jun 5, 2023
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  10. Bruce Bowen

    Bruce Bowen Well-Known Member
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    Dibs on creating a rivals.com for this. Please send all highlight tapes to [email protected] to get your star rating.
    You can refrain, 0 stars. Appreciate the interest.
     
    #10 Bruce Bowen, Jun 5, 2023
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  11. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed A Succulent Chinese Meal
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    Kelly can be a guy's name, too!

    HEY!
     
    #11 Handcuffed, Jun 5, 2023
  12. Louis Holth

    Louis Holth but we also just might be those motherfuckers
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    Is there a trophy for fastest to nut?
     
    #12 Louis Holth, Jun 5, 2023
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  13. poor paul

    poor paul Well-Known Member
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    you already have kids
     
    #13 poor paul, Jun 5, 2023
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  14. Bruce Bowen

    Bruce Bowen Well-Known Member
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    A one year supply of roman swipes.
     
    #14 Bruce Bowen, Jun 5, 2023
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  15. Boom TittyMilk

    Boom TittyMilk User Formerly known as Big R
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    Might be the only sprint i could win
     
    #15 Boom TittyMilk, Jun 5, 2023
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  16. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    So what
     
    #16 bertwing, Jun 5, 2023
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  17. poor paul

    poor paul Well-Known Member
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    that's your sex participation trophies.
     
    #17 poor paul, Jun 5, 2023
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  18. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Call me Arsenal, Mr. Judge, ‘cos I start on top and finish second.
     
    #18 steamengine, Jun 5, 2023
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  19. Artoo

    Artoo 1312
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    This guys on the case
     
    #19 Artoo, Jun 5, 2023
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  20. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    that isn't just anyone. That is Professor Darren Hutchinson
     
    #20 bro, Jun 5, 2023
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  21. OHW

    OHW Well-Known Member
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    *note to self*

    When Musberger dies a THEHEBREW1 style "you're looking live... at HELL" post will do numbers
     
    #21 OHW, Jun 5, 2023
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  22. Louis Holth

    Louis Holth but we also just might be those motherfuckers
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    It’s in the bag
     
    #22 Louis Holth, Jun 5, 2023
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  23. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
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    #23 oldberg, Jun 5, 2023
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  24. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Eathan Edwards : “I’ve been there with my wife and three of our girlfriends a couple times. Pretty good time but I’ve had bigger orgies at my condo”
     
    #24 bertwing, Jun 5, 2023
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  25. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Not gonna lie, I want to see the categories but don't want to infect my phone or laptop
     
    #25 Prospector, Jun 5, 2023
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  26. Eathan Edwards

    Eathan Edwards Well-Known Member
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    Buddy I've been to enough orgies that I 100% know I am not ready to compete in a European sex Olympics.
     
    #26 Eathan Edwards, Jun 5, 2023
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  27. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    I hear devine is going to compete in sprinting events.
     
    #27 wes tegg, Jun 5, 2023
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  28. Simon Templar

    Simon Templar Well-Known Member
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    Those are solo events, right?
     
    #28 Simon Templar, Jun 5, 2023
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  29. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Definitely getting dinqed for jumping the gun.
     
    #29 steamengine, Jun 5, 2023
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  30. repoocs

    repoocs Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet
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    You could coach, though, right? The Béla Károlyi of competitive orgies.
     
    #30 repoocs, Jun 5, 2023
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  31. Eathan Edwards

    Eathan Edwards Well-Known Member
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    I may have missed my calling.
     
    #31 Eathan Edwards, Jun 5, 2023
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  32. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus The important thing is, you think I'm attractive
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    I hear he's entering the
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    #32 Homo Erectus, Jun 5, 2023
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  33. —

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    #33 —, Jun 5, 2023
  34. BudKilmer

    BudKilmer Well-Known Member
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    Time for Dump to make some NIL money
     
    #34 BudKilmer, Jun 5, 2023
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  35. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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    that will be a sad day for this world
     
    #35 GoodForAnother, Jun 5, 2023
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  36. El Tiburon

    El Tiburon Well-Known Member
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    Men's pairs figure 'bating
    Synchronized rimming
    Tiple hump
    Bi-athlon
    Nipplechase
    Dickathlon
     
    #36 El Tiburon, Jun 5, 2023
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  37. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Well-Known Member
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    Pole vaulting
     
    #37 ~ taylor ~, Jun 5, 2023
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  38. soulfly

    soulfly Well-Known Member
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    What are the outlawed PEDs for this?
     
    #38 soulfly, Jun 5, 2023
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  39. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Well-Known Member
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    Viagra and poppers
     
    #39 ~ taylor ~, Jun 5, 2023
  40. El Tiburon

    El Tiburon Well-Known Member
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    The spluge
     
    #40 El Tiburon, Jun 5, 2023
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  41. Nole96SC

    Nole96SC Old Member
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    Toe Curling
     
    #41 Nole96SC, Jun 5, 2023
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  42. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Well-Known Member
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    Butt darts
     
    #42 ~ taylor ~, Jun 5, 2023
  43. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus The important thing is, you think I'm attractive
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    100 Meter Smash
    Softballs
     
    #43 Homo Erectus, Jun 5, 2023
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  44. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Well-Known Member
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    Did anyone say long hump yet?

    Long hump
     
    #44 ~ taylor ~, Jun 5, 2023
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  45. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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    whiskey
     
    #45 GoodForAnother, Jun 5, 2023
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  46. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus The important thing is, you think I'm attractive
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    Rhythmic gymnastics
    Skeet Skeet Skeet
    Handball
    Nordic combined
    Trampoline
    Freestyle wrestling
     
    #46 Homo Erectus, Jun 5, 2023
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  47. soulfly

    soulfly Well-Known Member
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    This is the Olympics, sir. We’re not trying to turn this into a strongest event with a damn rope pull.
     
    #47 soulfly, Jun 5, 2023
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  48. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Well-Known Member
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    Backstroke
    Pocket pool
    Mixed doubles wrestling
     
    #48 ~ taylor ~, Jun 5, 2023
  49. El Tiburon

    El Tiburon Well-Known Member
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    Table penis
     
    #49 El Tiburon, Jun 5, 2023
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  50. soulfly

    soulfly Well-Known Member
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    Finally jousting graces the Olympics.
     
    #50 soulfly, Jun 5, 2023
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