Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

Stollen is delicious

 

Sliced, toasted, and buttered with some hot coff

A1 breakfast

 

LIKE A DOG!

 

Love when trump does the “tears in his eyes” bit, but unfortunately that is fake

 

Him not knowing the difference between through and threw is on brand.

 

And all the dipshit republicans will think for some reason that the center right viewpoint of CNN is actually far left. Amazing the shift in the Overton Window that they have created.

 

Those viscous RINO's and rats sure can get you into some sticky situations.

 

He’s absolutely pathetic. No idea what Floridians see in him.

 

They saw him on TV with extremely friendly media pitching him softballs. The softballs werent soft enough so he now only takes questions from complete stooges on his home turf and melts down when he has to deal with people who arent husks

 

I think we should all take a minute for reflection and agree that we are threw with Trump

he’s stollen the Republican Party from us

 

Another example or Trump hiring only the best

 

Ah yes here is the "this" of which something will surely come

 

Good riddance.

 

Definitely in hell with John Wayne

 

Bailed out on true follower of Christ Jimmy Carter for pagan soothsayer Reagan and that’s the tipping point of the last 4 decades in American history

 

Pat lived 93 years too long. RIP bozo

 

RIP to an OG

 

Hell burns a little hotter today

 

I like good news to start the day.

 

Some authors seem to only have one gear and that is to string together an exhausting cascade of "howevers"

Tl;dr Gen Z will take on a much larger share of the 2024 electorate HOWEVER don't expect that it will make every state blue!

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2023/06/gen-z-millennials-vote-republican/674328/

 

Pat Robertson has his own separate wiki page for fucked shit he said lol.

God kind of seems like an idiot

 

Not really sure where to put this but new release from a really great and underrated band.

 

oh no, not Pat Robertson!
- Satan, presumably

 

Rest in piss you fucking fuck

 

Nothing. He’s more of a myth than a person they believe in. His entire following is due to the legislature doing insane shit that he signs off on in front of a slogan on a podium.

 

Would be funny if florida lost nasa over this

 

THE MODERN CUBAN MISSILE CRISIS!

 

It’s definitely a national security threat. Time to settle all family business.

 

Ya knoooow we coooould just end the embargo and open trade

 

I know, wild idea

 

Let’s build our our eavesdropping station to eavesdrop on theirs

 

Pat Robertson died, got a good Supreme Court ruing, where’s that trump indictment today

 

I have a fantasy that Christie gets on the debate stage and to the affect says,

Just like me Donald is a fat loser

and than spends every debate calling Trump a fat loser

 

@nytpitchbot

 

ya, if we just treated them like a normal country they would not be such a nuisance. it is all so dumb

 

it’s hilarious Dems are terrified to do this and lose the Floridian Cuban vote they already don’t get

 

I mean, this is the actual play

 

You can either suck up Trump while trying to best him (wont work).

or you say hes a fat loser who lost, Republicans dont vote for fat losers blah blah blah, and only fat crybaby losers cry about losing.

Trump “When I am again Pres”

Christie “Again? i thought you didnt loose, is Biden actually President? So you lost?”

 

doesn't seem like much of a secret if they are writing about it

 

Let him cook

 

It’s like when Alex Jones rants about the army of god coming to destroy his enemies then starts selling placebo supplements. It’s all a grift.

If Gods been coming to do whatever for a decade, maybe God thinks you and your opinions suck.

 

His dislike for dogs tells you about all you need to know.

They should create ads with him saying awful things about dogs with the best dogs zoomin' around being the best and just run it all the time.

 

She identifies as the fastest. Isn’t that good enough for you?!

 

If losing Florida forever means no more foreign policy pandering to the bourgeois Dade/Broward Cubans, I'll take that as a nice silver lining.