Random Thoughts That Don't Warrant Their Own Thread: 2024

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Celemo, Jan 4, 2023.

  1. Nug

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    Bro I'm rocking rage against the machine I'll park in this lilly white upscale neighborhood however I want.
     
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  2. Goose

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    The random thoughts thread is just becoming a place where rulebreakers complain getting caught BREAKING THE FUCKING RULES!!!
     
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  3. Upton^2

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    You know who parks correctly? Zack de la Rocha
     
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  4. Lyrtch

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    Parking against traffic is crazy talk
     
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  5. Nug

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    fuck you I won't do what you tell me
     
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  6. Clown Baby

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    Rage Against the Machine expert here. Killing in the Name was actually written in response to several municipal traffic ordinance violations ZDLR received.
     
  7. Clown Baby

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    Me. This is for me.

     
  8. Squints

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    [​IMG]
     
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  9. Tiffin

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    Embarrassing a bit I suppose but until maybe 2 years ago I always thought Eminem said

    HI kids, do you like Primus?
    Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids?

    Figured Marshall was just a Les Claypool fan idk.
     
  10. Nug

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    Adjacent tangent:

    Was cooking dinner with a girl a few weeks ago, she mentioned she's a huge Eminem fan. We discuss, I comment how I love the Slim Shady LP but most of the songs are so fucked up. She wasn't really familiar with his early stuff, so I played Brain Damage, As the World Turns, 97' Bonnie and Clyde.

    She was a bit perturbed.
     
  11. Clown Baby

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    Is Eminem problematic? My column:
     
  12. Clown Baby

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    Every time I see the new Kia logo I think or NIN
     
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  13. shivious

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    I did too...until just now.
     
  14. NP13

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    y'all know that's the radio edit, right?
     
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  15. Tiffin

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    Obviously not, I'm very dumb.
     
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  16. ~ taylor ~

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    You fuckwads merely adopted 90s rock and rap. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t hear millennial pop until I was already a man. And by then, it was nothing to me but blinding.
     
  17. Clown Baby

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    CIA agent: If I take that DMB fire dancer off your car, will you die?
    Me: It would be extremely painful…
    CIA Agent: You’re a big guy.
    Me: …for you.
     
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  18. little cletus

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    I just met a lawyer for George Clinton while tripping at a concert
     
  19. Jimmy the Saint

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    What kind of lawyer questions did you ask him?
     
  20. Lyrtch

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    got an ice cream drumstick and watching the world at war old documentary about WWII

    im officially a thousand years old
     
  21. little cletus

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    There is a chance I have been duped but I’m not so sure yet
     
  22. ARSENAL

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    I’ve made a peanut butter and banana sandwich 3 times the last week. Every time about 15 minutes later - I go poop violently. I wonder if it’s the peanut butter or the banana causing my problems.
     
  23. kinghill

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    My work laptop is 5 years old
    My personal desktop tower is 10 years old
    both still going strong though the personal tower is suspect, some slowness lately
     
  24. Lip

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    see a doctor
     
  25. Jimmy the Saint

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    Based on some of the postings here I think TMB has a lot of undiagnosed bowel disorders
     
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  26. spagett

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    Watched Homeward Bound for the first time in forever on a flight and NO I DID NOT tear up at the ending

    Pshh
     
  27. CUgator

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    The people that wait in line for 30 minutes for gas at Costco to save a few bucks are lunatics.
     
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    Last edited: Jul 22, 2023
  28. Clown Baby

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    Need to know how this turned out
     
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  29. The Banks

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    I’ve never understood this, drive across town to save $.08/gal? Makes no sense even if living paycheck to paycheck
     
  30. Jimmy the Saint

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    A new Costco just opened that I pass by going to run other errands if not going there. I’ve never waited in line at it.
     
  31. little cletus

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  32. Corky Bucek

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  33. Clown Baby

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  34. little cletus

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    I took those pics last night. Saw the number but don’t actually have it.

    And I am currently watching the Atlanta Braves with my cat. There are no lawyers present
     
  35. Corky Bucek

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    He’s now little cletus ’s new roommate and hopefully he gets him to post on TMB
     
  36. DrTomOsbourne

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    Lowes is selling brand new gold carts right now for 9,999 or 180 per month.

    Always been a middle class goal of mine.

    Working on the wife now.
     
  37. bertwing

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    During one of the big gas price hikes I remember our local news interviewing people just across the Missouri line and they were interviewing people from Fayetteville and Springdale at the pump (like a 45 min/mile drive from their home) that were getting cheaper gas that was like $.15 cheaper. At most they’re getting $5.00 in savings and blew 3 gallons of gas to get there and another 3 going back in their SUV’s
     
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  38. bertwing

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    What a romantic!
     
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  39. Gunners

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    Was at a water park in a kinda red neck city on July 4th and gas was $1.76. Line was at least 1/4 mile long

    Pretty solid marketing ploy, take a loss on the day but get a bunch of stupid supporters. That or they just really love Merica
     
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  40. I would have charged 17.76 per gallon to see who the true patriots were
     
  41. Homo Erectus

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    little cletus is the most white looking person I've seen in my life and haven't even seen his face
     
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  42. Clown Baby

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    So I made this mistake too. I assumed the guy decked out in Burberry was George Clinton’s lawyer and little cletus was the guy on the right. But as it were, George Clinton himself is the man on the left (he’s cut his trademark hair) and the lawyer Mr Cletus met while tripping is the guy on the right.
     
  43. little cletus

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    That was the dude I met :crossedarms:
     
  44. Homo Erectus

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    Sorry, all white people look alike
     
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  45. Doc Louis

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    if they changed the name to X.com, why the hell are they still using Tweet and Retweet? shouldn't those be lowercase x and relowercase x?
     
  46. Jimmy the Saint

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    You're trying to apply logic to something completely illogical.
     
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  47. Bo Pelinis

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    Marshall Mathers LP is infinitely more fucked up. Criminal is like a time capsule into teenage life in the early 2000s and not in a good way. Kill You is also something else.
     
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  48. Clown Baby

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    I think you misspelled Ken Kaniff
     
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  49. Bricktop the white

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    Which one? I used to work for at least two of them
     
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