The Hilary Duff Appreciation Thread: Boothpaste

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by HotMic, Apr 14, 2020.

  1. Guns

    Guns horse paste aficionado
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    Alfred E. Neuman is more accurate
     
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  2. Shinzon

    Shinzon °°°°°
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    That would be in the convo for the goat Hillary Duff pic, but it’s as real as Santa Claus. :tebow:
     
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  3. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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  4. blind dog

    blind dog wps
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    Guess what Mr & Mrs dog got in their stockings? Thanks Hilary!

    about to brush the fuck out of my teeth
     
  5. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    That is so hot
     
  6. blind dog

    blind dog wps
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    Just threw my old sonicare in the trash. Piece of shit
     
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  7. bigred77

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    You know santa doesn't come until tonight, right?
     
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  8. blind dog

    blind dog wps
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    Hilary cums on Christmas Eve
     
  9. Space

    Space slicked back hair, white suit, sloppy steaks
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    Glad to be back on topic: Anyone have a water flosser they like and hasn’t broken within a year? My last 2 waterpiks both broke so quickly
     
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  10. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    I have one I bought in 2017 that still works but it’s kinda clunky. It’s the type you have plugged into the wall. I need a good portable one.
     
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  11. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    Just catching up with all this. Fantastic work everyone. Really wanted to like this post, but couldn’t fuck up the perfection.

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  12. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    everybody in my family is getting one tomorrow morning
     
  13. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    Ive cut down, myself
     
  14. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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    I’ve only been on the hub once in the past two weeks….the older I get the more gross it becomes
     
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  15. Saul Shabazz

    Saul Shabazz We Breachin
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    ThePrude55
     
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  16. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    I feel this is representative
     
  17. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Watching a nutcracker ballet with my 5 y.o. daughter. The booth on this nutcracker MFer out there dancin his ass off.
     
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  18. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Put a walnut between thos cheeks and see what happens
     
  19. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    If this is a real post, you have to leave the board. Know your role man
     
  20. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    Stop posting weird sexual shit with your grand daughter on your lap
     
  21. jrmy

    jrmy For bookings contact Morgan at 702-374-3735
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    Knowing that this a group that can’t help but show their ass around women, (without calling anyone out) has someone tried to slide in the DMs yet?
     
  22. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    My man Pink is mostly hetero so I don’t think he’s sexualizing the nutcracker. Just appreciating the work the man’s put in at the squat rack.
     
  23. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I mean less hetero now than I was before the curtains went up on this
     
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  24. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    But in truth, a marvelous booth is a marvelous booth

    Merry Xmas to all and to all a booth night
     
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  25. glimmer

    glimmer queen of tmb
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    i won’t share names but yeah it’s happened
     
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  26. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    you literally told me I could
     
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  27. glimmer

    glimmer queen of tmb
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    asking me a question is not what i took him to mean by “slide in the DMs”
     
  28. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    I’ve had a few it was meant as joke
     
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  29. Vinegar Strokes

    Vinegar Strokes Fire Izzo
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    Do you need to brush the full 2 minutes to get as high of score as possible? My first score was like a 65%.
     
  30. goheels10

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    I believe so. Also, make sure the pressure is right. They nail your ass if you even have 1 second of high pressure. Also, make sure you have full coverage over all 6 zones
     
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  31. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Have to assume the angle of the brush is how they know you hit all zones
     
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  32. RalfBully

    RalfBully #21
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  33. poor paul

    poor paul Well-Known Member
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    This fucking website man
     
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  34. ned's head

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    How did Hillary duff's thick ass inspire an entire group of old men to improve their dental hygiene? My column.
     
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  35. goheels10

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    haha. so good.
     
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  36. Vinegar Strokes

    Vinegar Strokes Fire Izzo
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    What are the correct replacement heads to order for this thing? Looks like Amazon has handful of options
     
  37. poetictrojan

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    I’m a poor but still excited.
     
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  38. poetictrojan

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  39. NP13

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    You can say that again
     
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  40. Guns

    Guns horse paste aficionado
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    do you also live in Montreal?
     
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  41. houtex716

    houtex716 let's have a beach party
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    This io6 has some serious power god damn
     
  42. COVIDiskilingme79

    COVIDiskilingme79 Well-Known Member
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    Longer tbh. Get all the zones to show white and use good pressure. I probably averaged 2:30-2:45. I was averaging 99% before I stopped using the app.
     
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  43. SugarShaun

    SugarShaun A man of many hobbies
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    I run about 2:10-2:20 to hit 100% coverage
     
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  44. blind dog

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    I’m tired of my new toothbrush shaming me with frowns
     
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  45. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    I love you guys so much. Proper dental health = proper boothmeat opportunities
     
  46. Guns

    Guns horse paste aficionado
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    less toothmeat = more boothmeat
     
  47. soulfly

    soulfly Well-Known Member
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    I feel like Duff and TMB should get a 50/50 commission split on OralB’s rocketing sales. Or they should just give TMB like $20 and call it even.
     
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