Jimmy Cheat World: The Official Michigan Scandal Thread. *

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by HotMic, Oct 19, 2023.

  1. Irush

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    Not even 9am his phone battery is fighting for its life already
     
  2. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Only my posts are worth reading itt :twocents:
     
  3. LuPoor

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    He was probably up very late celebrating a natty
     
  4. Redav

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    dbply also ate this story up as well for some reason
     
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  5. Manny

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    Watch out! herb.burdette might call you a loser. HALOL.
     
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  6. Constant

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    I think hood is giving him a participation trophy.
     
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  7. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I lost my heart to a Galway girl
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    thank you Brett McMurphy for writing this beautiful sequence

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  8. LuPoor

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    "You're a bigger loser than Norman Johnson, who lost the 1968 election for Auglaize County comptroller by more than 35 points, he later led Western Ohio campaign efforts for Walter Mondale."
     
  9. Manny

    Manny I love Lip

    Nate Bargatze upset somewhere that his beloved Commodores out here catching strays.
     
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  10. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 So you’re telling me there’s a chance
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    “For some reason”?

    I think it’s pretty transparent, at this point.
     
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  11. Redav

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    Ok, so what is it?
     
  12. dathalfnukkahd

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    he’s a racist white man from Alabama who decided to move to Florida. Now he’s just a culture vulture, thinking that no one is a bigger Tupac fan than him because he knows the acronym to “thug life”
     
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  13. dblplay1212

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    I'm not a fan of cheating. I was pretty vocal about the Astros too.

    More at 11.
     
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  14. dblplay1212

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    Still fantasizing about someone sucking your balls or you good now?
     
  15. Constant

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    Was it the cheating that caused your jump from Auburn to Bama?
     
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  16. dblplay1212

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    $P1 come get your man
     
  17. TC

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    Vanderbilt is not pure
     
  18. Bruce Wayne

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    Cam Newton and Trooper Taylor tarnished the clean reputation of Auburn football
     
  19. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 So you’re telling me there’s a chance
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    DBL has had a grudge with Michigan and it’s TMB fanbase for close to a decade now
     
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  20. Redav

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    No he said he's just a big anti cheating
     
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  21. hood b. goode

    hood b. goode thats what i love about these HS chicks, man
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    Thread worked out so im grateful
     
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  22. dathalfnukkahd

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    How many N-bombs did you drop in your house when Milroe got stopped on 4th down?
     
  23. dblplay1212

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    Do I? I don't like Harbaugh but I don't have anything against Michigan. Like most on here, they have some really cool posters I'd grab a beer with and some that probably have bodies buried in their backyard.
     
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  24. bwi2

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    because he’ll eat anything
     
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  25. dblplay1212

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    About 3? May have been 4?

    No! No! Noooooooo!

    Sorry but this 2 hour stretch across many threads made me laugh. Your whole turn from "Hey man I'll help you with this project, ship them to my house" to "You're a vile racist culture vulture" turn based on nothing has been kinda weird but I can still laugh at this.

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  26. Anison

    Anison Fair and square
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    Wait….getting my Rose Bowl posts confused since we moved on to the natty. Is this guy the racist or the guy who threw his wife out the house because his team was losing?
     
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  27. LuPoor

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    He made her sort mail while sitting on the lucky couch.
     
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  28. dblplay1212

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    ^^^
     
  29. dblplay1212

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    lol I didn't make her do anything. She chose to go through mail bc we'd just came back from a week in the mountains and the game was giving her anxiety. People making up stuff on here is really weird.
     
  30. LuPoor

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    Yeah we've been over how she gets anxious when games are going badly for Alabama
     
  31. dblplay1212

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    This thread turning into being about me is the ending we all wanted though. I'll claim a victory.
     
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  32. dblplay1212

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    Fuck you for even insinuating that. Not funny at all.
     
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  33. dathalfnukkahd

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    laugh all you want you racist cac. Nothing weird about finding out someone is racist and then turning on them.
     
  34. PABucks

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    It’s scary how serious some of you take this board.
     
  35. dathalfnukkahd

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    Both
     
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  36. Anison

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    Look, I think you’re a decent dude.
    You seem pretty earnest in all of my dealings with you (thx again for the PRS Jordan 1 hook up); and you seem like a good dad which is really the most important thing you can be. And I know to just ignore you when you get on a holier-than-thou tear about something in this site, but you’ve acted like a relentless dumbass ITT so that’s how you’ll be treated.

    Now if you’ll excuse me I need to go fetch my shovel from the shed out back.
     
  37. Irush

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    Damn I thought this was just a funny story to shit post about

    some of you really do not like each other I guess
     
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  38. SugarShaun

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    You could’ve just tagged hood b. goode
     
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  39. Redav

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    Like 185 pages serious?
     
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  40. PABucks

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    Right - or like over 110k posts serious.
     
  41. dblplay1212

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    Yea tbh it's really weird to me when people make it known they've been really hurt by some shit I've said about their football on the internet. I don't go personal, I stick to sports, but people will go super personal in return bc of how hurt they are. I go back and forth on it being sad and hilarious. Making up stuff is just sad though, no other way to spin that.
     
  42. Redav

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    It's just funny to have a huge thread and then when it blows up being like "you guys take this too seriously." :laugh:
     
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  43. PABucks

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    I have a huge thread? What are you talking about?
     
  44. LuPoor

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    Didn't you just call Anison a murderer
     
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  45. hood b. goode

    hood b. goode thats what i love about these HS chicks, man
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  46. dathalfnukkahd

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    your whole persona on this board is to be a look at me turd. Is anyone surprised by you claiming victory for something like this? The real racist you has slipped a few times and you’ve been exposed before. I like bringing it up from time to time.
     
  47. zeberdee

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    people should take this message board less serious and just stop posting.
     
  48. PABucks

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    Fuck. I’m burned
     
  49. Redav

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    How mad are you that people are taking this seirously?
     
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  50. Josey Wales

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    love how even big cfb wonks such as finebaum are just like ah yeah Michigan did wrong, harbaugh fucked up, and the ncaa is so poorly run not a damn thing matters or will change.

    People need recreational shit to keep us sane but cfb is such a hallmark of how whacked society is that people can care so much about something everyone trips over themselves to admit is not on the level.
     
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