Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Henry Blake

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    Clicking on this thread is mostly to see what insane bogeymen the GOP are tweeting out to their followers. It never disappoints.
     
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  2. Killy Me Please

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    Lol his cunt wife is the one that started that GoFundMe lololol
     
  3. Dildo Dawgins

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    I had no idea who this Cardone guy was until I saw this pretty funny TikTok a few weeks ago. Daughter seems like lil twat too.

     
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  4. Prospector

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    and Newports
     
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  5. Charles DeMar

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  6. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  8. Prospector

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  9. chuckmasterflex

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  10. ned's head

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    Blindly blaming this on a rwnj.

     
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  11. Prospector

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    til that some people have me on ignore
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  12. ButchCassidy

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    The remarks from the Alabama Supreme Court reads like something out of the Bible. They’re insane.
     
  13. Jimmy the Saint

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    I think that's what they were going for.
     
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  14. AbeFroman

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    Motherfucker up there preaching on shit he knows nothing about and/or chooses to ignore.
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  15. Gaknight

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    That math is not mathing
     
  16. skiedfrillet

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    she talks like i do when i'm bullshitting how much profit some worthless job i just closed is going to bring in
     
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  17. Duck2013

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    The American Taliban.


    Folks should start framing it like that. Scary mother fuckers.
     
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  18. El Tiburon

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    The Talabam.
     
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  19. timo

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    #438471 timo, Feb 22, 2024
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  20. Prospector

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    Getting to know the rwnj Bama judge

    Alabama Supreme Court chief justice spreads Christian nationalist rhetoric on QAnon conspiracy theorist's show

    Chief Justice Tom Parker’s recent concurring opinion in a case granting rights to embryos drew criticism for invoking religious language

    WRITTEN BY PAYTON ARMSTRONG

    PUBLISHED 02/21/24 11:00 AM EST

    During a recent interview on the program of self-proclaimed “prophet” and QAnon conspiracy theorist Johnny Enlow, Alabama Supreme Court Chief Justice Tom Parker indicated that he is a proponent of the “Seven Mountain Mandate,” a theological approach that calls on Christians to impose fundamentalist values on all aspects of American life.

    Enlow is a pro-Trump “prophet” and leading proponent of the “Seven Mountain Mandate,” a “quasi-biblical blueprint for theocracy” that asserts that Christians must impose fundamentalist values on American society by conquering the “seven mountains” of cultural influence in U.S. life: government, education, media, religion, family, business, and entertainment.
    Enlow has also repeatedly pushed the QAnon conspiracy theory, sometimes even connecting it to the Seven Mountain Mandate. Per Right Wing Watch, Enlow has claimed that world leaders are “satanic” pedophiles who “steal blood” and “do sacrifices” and that “there is presently no real democracy on the planet” because over 90 percent of world leaders are involved in pedophilia and are being blackmailed.

    On February 16, the Alabama Supreme Court ruled that frozen embryos are people, with the same rights as living children, and that a person can be held liable for destroying them, imperiling in vitro fertilization treatment in the state. In a concurring opinion, Parker quoted the Bible, suggested that Alabama had adopted a “theologically based view of the sanctity of life,” and said that “human life cannot be wrongfully destroyed without incurring the wrath of a holy God.”

    In the interview on Enlow’s program — which was uploaded the same day as the ruling was issued — Parker claimed that “God created government” and said it’s “heartbreaking” that “we have let it go into the possession of others.” Parker then invoked the Seven Mountain Mandate, saying, “And that's why he is calling and equipping people to step back into these mountains right now.”

    Parker suggested a familiarity with Enlow’s work, telling him, “As you've emphasized in the past, we've abandoned those Seven Mountains and they've been occupied by the opposite side.”

    Parker discussed his “call” to what Enlow called the “mountain of government,” and later told Enlow that he appreciates what he’s done by “giving us the overview and the vision that allows us to really contemplate what God is calling each of us to for our role on those Seven Mountains.”

    Enlow praised Parker, telling him he’s “in such a key place that we don't want to have any conversations that hurt you in any kind of way, but we appreciate who you are, who you are in the kingdom.”

    Parker also claimed that God “is equipping me with something for the very specific situation that I’m facing,” and responded affirmatively when Enlow asked if “the holy spirit is there” when he’s “arbitrating a session” and performing his job as chief justice.

    Parker’s ties to extreme right-wing Christian and “prophetic” media figures extends beyond the interview with Enlow.

    Last year, Christian nationalist media figure Sean Feucht said Parker had invited him into the court’s chambers for a worship session. Parker also joined a prayer call in March 2023 with supposed prophets and apostles, and he prayed that “there will be a growing hunger in the judges of Alabama, and around the nation for more of God. And that they will be receptive to his moves toward restoration of the judges, so that they can play their forecast role in revival in this nation.”
     
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  21. Prospector

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  22. Killy Me Please

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    Nuke their entire family.
     
  23. Sportfan

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    Siap but Aryan Jordan’s is an elite pull

     
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  24. timo

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    Maybe we (or maybe "we" means the Russians, who knows what his adderall brain is thinking) figured out an antimatter bomb.
     
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  25. xec

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    Don‘t Like a teacher? Contact the STASI here!
     
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  26. Henry Blake

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    Been a while since the big boi blew up a classified program with an offhand comment.
     
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  27. ned's head

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    There needs to be a minimum IQ to run for any public office imo

     
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  28. Bruce Wayne

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    Literally can't believe a single thing these people tell you

     
  29. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit obviously silly and not productive
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    Whoa Black Betty

    She's from Birmingham
    Way down in Alabam'
     
  30. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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  31. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    don’t forget that they said the same thing when he was arrested. Jail and sneakers that is all they think POC are . They are so fucking racist they don’t understand that they are. This seems like a good point to them.
     
  32. southlick

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    We need more kids is all he can say.

     
  33. Daniel Ocean

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    who is more ill equipped to hold office (boebert and mtg come to mind) but is there any worse Senator? JFC
     
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  34. herb.burdette

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  35. Jimmy the Saint

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    He is by far the dumbest senator. I'm not sure there's a close second. His intelligence level qualifies him to be a GOP House member though.
     
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  36. houtex716

    houtex716 let's have a beach party
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    he has zero fucking clue what's going on
     
  37. Prospector

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    GOP congressman kicked out of Trump store—which apparently is a thing
    Wednesday, February 21, 2024 at 12:56:45p CST

    Republican Rep. Bob Good of Virginia spent his weekend getting booted from a pop-up Donald Trump store in his own district. Good’s problem, it seems, is that he initially backed Ron DeSantis’ bid for president. It took only “minutes” after DeSantis called it quits for Good to then endorse Trump. That might be too little, too late for Good.

    According to Virginia Scope, the House Freedom Caucus chair showed up uninvited to the grand opening of the election-inspired shop. The space was recently rented by now-former Appomattox County GOP Committee Chair Karen Angulo—a Trump supporter. Angulo had invited fellow MAGA member state Sen. John McGuire, who has mounted a primary challenge to Good. In a statement, Angulo says that even “[a]fter being told the night before that he was not welcome, Bob showed up uninvited, and attempted to make the day about himself, instead of President Trump.”
    In video obtained by The Daily Beast, you can see Good being confronted by Angulo, with the two going back and forth about Good’s unwelcome presence, and Good apparently leaving.

    Angulo resigned her position as district GOP committee chair shortly after the events of the day, claiming Good’s people removed her, something Virginia Scope reports is not possible since a committee chair can only be removed by member votes. MAGA-man McGuire has the distinction of being one of a few Republicans who attended the Jan. 6 “Stop the Steal” rally/insurrection and still has a job.

    The Trump stores have been popping up for some time as a way for folks to make some gift shop retail money while Trump’s never-ending campaign—which began in 2015—rolls on. While the Farmville store is too new to have any reviews, there’s a Boones Mill store about 100 miles west that’s been around since 2020. A review from TripAdvisor calls it an “[a]wesome store with a HUGE selection of items. You can get your picture made beside the lifesize cut out of the Donald. Plus Melania is there also. The owners are professional business folks working to represent true Americans - those who value God and the morals we were raised with.”

    A five-star Yelp review is even more effusive:

    I love this place. Snd I love GOD and USA .
    Best store in town right now.

    Liars and cowards and corrupt officials need to be escorted out of the United States of America

    GOD is PRO LIFE.

    Get rid of lying Democrats.

    Support this great store.

    Another reviewer pointed out some important criteria one might want to consider when thinking about visiting a Trump store: “This is a great store full of great stuff for people who live [sic] this country. If you hate America, you won't like this place. If you love America, this place is for you.”

    As for Good, he’s going to have to find a new way to crawl back into the good graces of the MAGA cult—if being in their good graces is even a thing.

    Editor’s note: This story has been updated to note that John McGuire is primarying Bob Good.
     
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  38. HowdyHorns

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    The blatant racism is masking some other issues.

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  39. steamengine

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    Pop quiz hot shot.

    When Tuberville says “we” need more kids is he referring to:

    a. The whites to fight off the great replacement
    b. The others to perform child labor
    c. Both
     
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  40. Prospector

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    C, especially if the b people can't vote easily
     
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  41. theregionsitter

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    we do need more kids that’s honestly a valid economic answer but it shouldn’t come from eliminating abortion

    eliminating IVF which accounts for a staggering amount of births now in a country with seriously declining birth rates will likely cause China/Russia type demographic collapse to quicken here and we would be full into that if it wasn’t for immigration
     
  42. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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  43. southlick

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  44. BellottiBold

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    Sounds like more crimes but I didn't go to law school
     
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  45. chuckmasterflex

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    Maybe he is already drunk? Mind your business.