Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. chuckmasterflex

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    Jurassic Park 2 already explored the idea of a dinosaur on a boat.
     
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  2. Can I Spliff it

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    Lol hes definitely going to be rfks running mate
     
  3. Truman

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  4. Lyrtch

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    If someone was so inclined you could search the posters who got real mad if you called her right wing
     
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  5. texasraider

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    "I'm not of the opinion" implies that there is a debate
     
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  7. AbeFroman

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    A few of the old men in my church group were reminiscing about their trip to the ark exhibit in Arkansas and talking about how amazing it was that Noah fit all plants and animals on it. Had to get into my car so they didn't hear me scream my brains out.

    Edit: I'd like to apologize to the board members from the state of Arkansas, the ark is in Kentucky
     
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  8. AptosDuck

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    A frustrated Texas could not be reached for comment
     
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  9. CUtigers

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    I've got dibs on Devos if the guillotines ever make a comeback
     
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  10. Beeds07

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    Exactly. If they had any sense they would have allowed the votes to remove and the whole thing likely dies and Trump would be doing the worst podcast ever created. They decided to keep backing a truly amoral man (even when you look at Republicans) and it’s biting them in the ass. Now they need Dems to save them again because they are shit brained morons.
     
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  11. IV

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    problem for them is the stakes are so high the democrats are actually trying a little and they can’t stop Trump from saying insane shit
     
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  12. Cornelius Suttree

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    Haven't read much about this but seems in line with the state of TN trying to fuck over minorities and cities as much as possible

    "The state’s Senate Education Committee approved a bill Wednesday that would vacate the board of trustees of the historically Black Tennessee State University by June 30. Should the legislation ultimately pass in both chambers, Gov. Bill Lee will appoint eight of the board’s 10 members, with the other two spots filled by a student and a faculty representative."

    https://www.nashvillescene.com/news...cle_f108f2fa-e21d-11ee-9edb-87d7c8e5902e.html
     
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  13. Prospector

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    come on man, we suck, but the Ark museum is in KY
     
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  14. chuckmasterflex

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    I suspect that's I'd get in trouble if I said the same thing about Trump
     
  15. timo

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    I was going to retort with some sort of janky religious museum somewhere in Arkansas but, after some light googling, I read this line about the Bible Museum in Eureka Springs, Arkansas and now I want to go:
    https://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/17114
     
  16. Can I Spliff it

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  17. AbeFroman

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    My bad, edited to laugh at the correct state.
     
  18. Prospector

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    Well fuck. That location is the last place I would expect a bible Museum to be. Eureka Springs is an safe harbor for hippies and gays.
     
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  19. blind dog

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    I like Eureka Springs
     
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  20. timo

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    EXACTLY THE PEOPLE THAT NEED A LITTLE CHURCHIN UP
    :warn:
     
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  21. Prospector

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    lmao more GOP dips upcoming
    House Speaker Mike Johnson’s nightmare gets hilariously worse
    Wednesday, March 13, 2024 at 12:00:05p CDT

    House Speaker Mike Johnson needed his Republicans to come back strong and united this week after the shellacking they got from President Joe Biden’s State of the Union address. What Johnson got is even more disarray, and it’s only Wednesday.

    The blockbuster news Tuesday was Republican Rep. Ken Buck’s surprise announcement that he can’t bear to stick it out until November and is resigning next week. “It is the worst year of the nine years and three months that I’ve been in Congress and having talked to former members, it’s the worst year in 40, 50 years to be in Congress,” Buck told CNN. The Colorado conservative had already announced that this would be his last term in office, but now he’s decided he can’t tolerate any more.


    “This place has just devolved into this bickering and nonsense and not really doing the job for the American people,” he added.

    Buck had a parting shot for Johnson, just to keep him looking over his shoulder. “I think it’s the next three people that leave that they’re going to be worried about,” he told Axios on Tuesday.
    Johnson should be worried. Buck blindsided Johnson with his announcement. “I was surprised by Ken’s announcement,” Johnson told reporters. He “did not know” it was coming, he confirmed, which might just be the most delicious part of the story.

    That shows just how little control Johnson has over what is going to be an even skinnier majority, one that is on track to be just one vote in the next month or so. Johnson’s notorious inability to count votes and hold his conference together gives him no room for error.

    Just how little control he has also made news Tuesday, when plans for the GOP strategy retreat starting Wednesday crumbled. The retreat, sort of a kickoff to the general election to shape policy, lost one of its keynote speakers, Fox Business host Larry Kudlow, who canceled at the last minute, a signal of worse to come. Axios reports that fewer than 100 members are going to bother to show. “I’d rather sit down with Hannibal Lecter and eat my own liver,” one GOP lawmaker told Axios.

    To top it all off, what was supposed to be the highlight of Republicans’ week—the showcase hearing on Tuesday with special counsel Robert Hur about Biden’s fitness to lead—was a total flop for the GOP. This marks yet another point in the long, slow, and hysterical implosion of their grand impeachment plans.

    The infighting, the nonsense, and Buck’s defection—all happening in just one day—combine to only back up Buck’s prediction that more of the rats are going to follow him off the ship.
     
  22. THEBLUERAIDER

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    Yes, that is correct. TSU has made some seriously bad decisions, but nothing that would necessitate the elimination of their board.
     
  23. slogan119

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    Just imagined a 20-person, 10 round snake draft and got wayyyyyy to excited to see what would come of it
     
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  24. texasraider

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    Weird another Christian
     
  25. theregionsitter

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  26. Josey Wales

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    I’m dubious somebody would use their work email for that.
     
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  27. dump

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    First they restrict women’s right to healthcare

    and now they are trying to tell me where to and not to nut

    :awshucks:
     
  28. *DIESEL*

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  29. Prospector

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    Why do you hate white people? Reply before 10 comments
    Over/under
     
  30. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Just tried to look at Pornhub and yep big disclaimer. Guess I’ll just go with all the other sites I use to wank off. Sure showed me.
     
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  31. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    they forgot to add that mo green made his bones while we were going out with cheerleaders
     
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  32. Hoss Bonaventure

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    We got a governor in a wheelchair from a freak accident with a tree limb and and half blind AG from some berries. If there is a god he’s telling Texas something.
     
  33. Schadenfred

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    So Moreno's story is that an intern back in 2008 registered and posted an ad as a practical joke on his boss. Well, AFF requires an email, naturally. The email used was Moreno's. The kicker is that the account was set up in Fort Lauderdale... where Moreno's parents had a house at the time.

    Would be fun to play stupid and ask Moreno why his young intern was staying with him at his parents' house in South Florida.
     
  34. Prospector

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  35. Prospector

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    un Berries? I haven't heard this story. Can you educate me?
     
  36. dump

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    I need a refresher. Can we get a list?
     
  37. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Xvideos. Not even close.
     
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  38. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Paxton caught a piece of a berry in his eye as a kid.
     
  39. dump

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    Thank you for your service
     
  40. Daniel Ocean

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    He failed at gambling, steak and booze. lol
     
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  41. Prospector

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    I looked to see why Mike Lindell was trending. Seems he announced yesterday that he was going to shock the work and the SCOTUS would back him up 9-0 with new proof over who the hell knows at this point. Twitter is busy asking what the big announcement was. Seems Mr. Pillow is still passed out or hiding from everyone and hasn't announced anything
     
  42. Doc Louis

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    Never know until you try....