Kate Middleton conspiracy

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  1. Arrec Bardwin

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    Wagwan
     
  2. I<3privatedances

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    It's good to know @RapeApe is willing to stick their neck out and accept this story.
     
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  3. chuckmasterflex

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    It is not great obviously as Labour is somehow going to win the next election, but the person taking the job probably went to Eton and is old money.
     
  4. Gallant Knight

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    Season tickets to premier league games run like £600 as well.
     
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  5. Eathan Edwards

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  6. WhiskeyDelta

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    Meh the current Labour leadership is as fiscally conservative and pro-Royal as the current Tory government, so they may end up keeping the job anyway
     
  7. Taffy

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    25k here is not like 100k there.
    Minimum wage is about to increase to £11.44, which comes out to around £21k for a full time worker
     
  8. Eathan Edwards

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    I moved out here to work for a PE firm in 2010 I believe and my salary (at that time) is well below min wage now.
     
  9. Lyrtch

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    The poll going around showing labor and conservatives mostly left of the entire American political spectrum hurt my soul
     
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  10. Jake Barnes

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    I would assume that’s the case for most or all of the Western and Northern European nations.
     
  11. WhiskeyDelta

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    Depends on what your measuring - healthcare, workers rights, absolutely. Immigration, freedom of religion, freedom of speech, less so and declining in a lot of places.
     
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  12. chuckmasterflex

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    That’s how you know she is rich
     
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  13. WhiskeyDelta

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    Every museum in England: :awesomeface::awesomeface::awesomeface::awesomeface:


    At this point I'd like to remind everyone that Queen Victoria had a dog named Looty because he was looted from China during the 2nd Opium War
     
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    Of course it contains stolen shit.
     
  15. i am a bammer

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    "Most progressive president since..." about Biden always come off as more of a sad joke than a brag to me, even given that it's mostly true
     
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  16. zeberdee

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    Marchioness of Cholmondeley

    lol wtf is this
     
  17. Nostradumass

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    I can't get over the fact that the British pronounce Cholmondeley as “Chumley."
     
  18. steamengine

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    If you have to ask about the relevance of the Marchioness of Cholmondeley I almost feel sorry for you
     
  19. chuckmasterflex

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    It is great stuff. Keep the upper class Norman French spelling, but pronounce it English as hell, cause fuck those frog bastards.
     
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  20. Sir Phobos

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    female title for a Marquess, second highest rank in British nobility behind a Duke. given to people who ruled over a borderland (in this case the English-Welsh border).

    all their nobility titles are derivative of what they ruled over.

    Dukes/Duchess ruled duchies
    Marquess/Marchioness ruled marches
    Earl/Countess ruled counties (apocryphal story over why it's Earl and not Count)
    Viscount/Viscountess helped rule counties (literally vice-count became viscount)
    Baron/Baroness ruled a barony
     
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  21. The Banks

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    The L is silent

    So are the second o, the n, and the d

    [​IMG]
     
  22. Capt Wigs

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    Go on.
     
  23. Sir Phobos

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    Earl was the OG nobility title (1000+ years ago) from when England was just Anglo-Saxon peoples. William the Conqueror showed up from Normandy (present-day France) and conquered England in 1066. he brought with him a new nobility title for use called a Count. except Count sounds a lot like a certain vulgar word which yes, not only existed in Middle English but in Old English as well. the commoner Anglo-Saxon hearing these Norman noblemen walk around and say something suspiciously close to that word made them mock and laugh the Normans which, of course, the Normans disliked so they withdrew usage of Count in favor of Earl but kept Countess because, well, it doesn't really sound like the word.
     
  24. construxboy

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  25. construxboy

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  26. The Banks

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    This is a fun fact!
     
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  27. WhiskeyDelta

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    The worst part is the English don’t pronounce it “Mar-key” like it should be and instead say “Mar-quez”
     
  28. IV

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    man you learn something new every day, in an episode of The Rest is History Tom lays out how Caesar was related to the Latin word for elephant and Caesar’s line got the name because one of his ancestors killed an elephant
     
  29. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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  30. Arrec Bardwin

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    They love this shit. Premier League announcers butchering Spanish names is a point of pride.
     
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  31. Sir Phobos

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    it's definitely more with an "s" ending (Mar-kwiss) but that's also not how the French would say it either. since theirs is "Marquis", they'd probably say the English name like "Mar-kess"). the Marchioness is the same thing (Marsh-on-ess instead of Marshi-on-ess).

    it very likely goes no further than the English saying fuck you, we're not speaking like the French and just swerving off the road to make a point about how their English nobility titles aren't going to sound French despite, you know, four of the five titles actually being from Old French as a result of being conquered. those two countries have spent the better part of the past thousand years just being petty at all turns to one another.
     
  32. Bruce Bowen

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    It’s a special project for her photoshop class
     
  33. construxboy

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    So is Phobos a barony or…..?
     
  34. Sir Phobos

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    talk to Captain Murphy

     
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  35. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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  36. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    think its part of the next dune movie
     
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  37. bwi2

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    She’s dead, but in a last heroic act her unborn children were implanted in the Marchioness of Chumbawumba
     
  38. Eathan Edwards

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    Honestly at this point nothing would surprise me.

    She could be raging at Ultra or going through a major health issue and I'm not sure which would stun me more.

    Also getting the fuck out of dealing with the Royal Family doesn't really seem like that insane of a move considering her Brother and Sister in Law did it.
     
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  39. ashy larry

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    the elephant guy (not caesar) was made for this moment
     
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    Fight Kate
     
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  41. Nostradumass

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    The Princess has had an ingrown toenail since February.

    Buckingham Palace thanks you for your concern and your respect for her privacy.
     
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  42. Lip

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    She ded
     
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  44. LuPoor

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  45. Daniel Ocean

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  46. Redav

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    God I hope someone finds out that was AI generated
     
  47. Daniel Ocean

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    it does look weird
     
  48. southlick

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    Now back to the basketball tournament
     
  49. ohhaithur

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    well that's not fun. this is not my 2024 submarine story