Worst tweets of all time

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  1. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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    She’d fit right in here
     
  2. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  3. —

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    Shout out Arkadin
     
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  4. fattus

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    Yes, why not provide those things?
     
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  5. JonathanCoachman

    JonathanCoachman The Coach
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    I always felt special being the only South Carolinian that he never claimed to be close personal friends with or someone he knew IRL and despised.
     
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  6. JonathanCoachman

    JonathanCoachman The Coach
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    Teachers would get paid a shit ton more if they got paid the same hourly rate as an inexperienced teenage babysitter. After Uvalde, no police officer of any rank should get paid more than any public school teacher.
     
  7. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  8. JonathanCoachman

    JonathanCoachman The Coach
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    With Henry Kissinger finally being thrown into the lake of fire, Dersh is a solid contender to top my “Just Die Already Power Rankings”.

    I do enjoy how he’s sad that nobody in Martha’s Vineyard wants anything to do with him. Martha’s Vineyard clearly has gone Woke by not embracing their local pedophilic ghoul.
     
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  9. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    How genocide saved lives... On the next Douching with Dershowitz
     
  10. JonathanCoachman

    JonathanCoachman The Coach
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    On an upcoming episode…Dershowitz finally opens up about the blatant Anti-Semitism he suffered from the media and American public by being considered at best the third most memorable member of OJ Simpsons legal team.
     
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  11. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  12. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    really makes u think
     
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  13. beerme

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    fuck you ben!
     
  14. seanofthedead86

    seanofthedead86 Well-Known Member
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    "Folks, this is your captain speaking. This emergency landing has been brought to you by BetterHealth.com. Use code Boeing737 for 10% off your first first visit at BetterHealth.com. That's BetterHealth.com"
     
  15. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    Smart biology man: sex is binary except when it isnt!

    Also, its wrong. There are about as many intersex people as there are gingers
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    #2016 Can I Spliff it, Mar 20, 2024
    Last edited: Mar 21, 2024
  16. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    We all know the airlines would just pocket the profit to the bottom line but this wouldn't bother me one bit if it dropped ticket prices.
     
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  17. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  18. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  19. CF3234

    CF3234 Fan of: Bandwagons
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    TIL that women and democrats aren’t able to order dominos and watch basketball.
     
  20. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    demonrats*
     
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  21. CF3234

    CF3234 Fan of: Bandwagons
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    Also. AOC or someone is missing the easiest viral dunk of all time by not tweeting themselves out watching the women’s tournament while eating superior pizza.
     
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  22. Can I Spliff it

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  23. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    Yes, subtle
     
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  24. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  25. Bruce Bowen

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    I contend Akons “I wanna fuck you” is a better lyric.
     
  26. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    I always liked NIN " I want to fuck you like an animal "
     
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  27. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
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    this was bumped into the TL today :laugh:

     
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  28. —

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    Lol he didn't even outline the tools on the peg board pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ
     
  29. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    I'm just going to respond to any dumb question with

    "That's called detox. "
     
  30. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  31. bigred77

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    That's gotta be a troll. Right?
     
  32. ashy larry

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  33. Anison

    Anison Fair and square
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    Where’s the lie? Sugar, butter…done.
     
  34. Irush

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    Nothing but sugar in grits is some mental illness shit

    christ
     
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  35. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    I have heard of this, but like sweet tea I do not partake
     
  36. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
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    imagine making such an awful take such a big part of your persona









    ok I’m done. there’s more tho
     
    #2041 ashy larry, Mar 28, 2024
    Last edited: Mar 28, 2024
  37. DuffandMuff

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    I put cinnamon in my oatmeal this morning.
     
  38. Anison

    Anison Fair and square
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    IYKYK
     
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  39. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
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    everybody knows jb added coke to his grits
     
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  40. beist

    beist Hyperbolist
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    Sophisticate your pallet by pouring sugar on your food. Def Leppard wrote a song about this I think.
     
  41. Doc Louis

    Doc Louis Well-Known Member
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    Nice to know Bakari is pro-diabetes
     
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  42. Biship

    Biship Well-Known Member
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    I put sugar on malt-o-meal
     
  43. Biship

    Biship Well-Known Member
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    And oatmeal
     
  44. ned's head

    ned's head Well-Known Member
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    I still remember the day I pieced together the real meaning of "slob on my knob, like corn on the cob."
     
  45. $P1

    $P1 Ball State #1
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    I also put sugar and butter on my tomatoes
     
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