Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by GoodForAnother, Mar 22, 2017.

  1. The B1G Kucktis

    The B1G Kucktis 2 years, VARSITY!!
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    Ducey is a spineless twat
     
  2. Lyrtch

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  3. Hank Scorpio

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    It's always the person you most expect
     
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  4. ned's head

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  5. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    For a dude that’s basically never been anywhere lol.
     
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  6. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    Haven't all these clowns essentially been in support of all abortion bans including at the federal level? Are they realizing they might need to turn down the craziness temporarily so as to not get smoked in November, or what is going on here?
     
  7. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB ECLIPSE!!!

    Now it’s back to waiting on the meteor. :feelsbadman:
     
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  8. Lyrtch

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    Yes they're terrified at the repercussions
     
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  9. Can I Spliff it

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    Yeah its awesome that gop governance is almost entirely predicated on the "we promise our machinations and campaign aims are benign!" until their lunatic dog base actually catches the car and pisses off everyone
     
  10. cutig

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    They never specify what kind of tent. Checkmate lib
     
  11. chuckmasterflex

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    :bunnywithapancakeonitshead::idk:
     
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  12. HowdyHorns

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  13. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I'm sure tons and tons of OB/Gyns let out a huge sigh of relief that the AG won't enforce it. Now it's nothing more than a firm law with a long statute of limitations and I'm sure the next AG will decide to do the same.

    OB/Gyns gonna head for the exits. Watch what happens to maternal/fetal mortality over the next 5 years.
     
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  14. Name P. Redacted

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    Those numbers are already getting worse
     
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  15. Can I Spliff it

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    No one wants to birth anymore
     
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  16. Vito Corleone

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  17. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Meaning, no one wants to go into ob? Cuz that's true. Residency programs are struggling. Long, tough years of training. Most often sued specialty of anyone. Average ob is sued something stupid like 6 times over the course of their career.

    Now that this shits on the rise? It's over.
     
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  18. chuckmasterflex

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  19. Sir Phobos

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    reading post-reactions from r/con is hilarious. they're all shitting their pants on this one. some of them are bright enough to see what a massive losing issue it is but it's amusing every time there's some new dumbfuck decision on abortion how a few more eyes get opened and they say "oh...fuck" when they realize the election ramifications.
     
  20. fattus

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    Soooooo many. I see at least one FB post a week from some spoiled little Orange County shit asking where they should go to escape California and the replies are all, “Move to AZ. I did!”
     
  21. fattus

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    Yes. I do.
     
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  22. Can I Spliff it

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  23. ohhaithur

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    Life comes at you fast
     
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  24. fucktx

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  25. BudKilmer

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    CUAngler i wish you joy on this blessed day
     
  26. Hank Scorpio

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  27. bwi2

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    they captured that flag the day after suffering the 83% casualty rate in a separate action during Pickett’s Charge :comicbookguy:
     
  28. chuckmasterflex

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  29. WhiskeyDelta

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    Need strong polling on the "new phone, who dis?" and "why would I ever answer from an unknown number" demo
     
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  30. Xander Crews

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    it tracks that young and dumb conservatives would answer a call from an unknown number.
     
  31. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    There are serving members of Congress older than nursing home people. :idk:
     
  32. HowdyHorns

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    Congress is a nursing home, you just enter earlier than the norm.
     
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  33. Nole0515

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  34. BleedinGreen

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    But how did he have the power to do that, Kevin?
     
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  35. Bar None

    Bar None Maintaining Integrity

    Ah yes, scripted to hurt Trump by very people who support Trump.

     
  36. Can I Spliff it

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  37. IV

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    DJT down another 10% today
     
  38. The Banks

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    What’s it down overall?
     
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  39. IV

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    34% this week
     
  40. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
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    He just got bumped off the Forbes top 500 list. I'm sure that will bother him more than court cases
     
  41. Prospector

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    Trump ditches Bible for a copy of Playboy issue at LIV golf event
    Serially indicted con man and current Bible salesman Donald Trump took a break from his evangelical charity work, setting aside his holy book to proudly hold up a copy of an old Playboy magazine to the delight of his cult devotees at an LIV Golf sportswashing event in Miami over the weekend. His admiring audience chortled in amusement, proud of having a leader who can flip-flop between Old Testament fundamentalism and the allure of softcore pornography, all to keep the spotlight on himself.
     
  42. cyclist

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    In the famous Playboy cover photo, Trump is wearing tuxedo pants, a cummerbund and a bow tie.

    But Playmate Brandi Brandt has donned his jacket — and nothing else.
     
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  43. DuffandMuff

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    What a paragraph
     
  44. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    Did we get an answer if racism took over pop music though?
     
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  45. IV

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    He was/is not a handsome man
     
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  46. chuckmasterflex

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  47. Truman

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