Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    Hoping Trump tries to out-upper Biden and overdoses
     
  2. Vito Corleone

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    Cool, we will platform a domestic terrorist at the highest stage the country can provide
     
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  3. IV

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    They must have internal polling that shows something much worse than what we’re seeing

    because they have nothing to gain by putting him on tv
     
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  4. RSK

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    Hell yea lets have israel lead us into another war. Need to get those dod contracts off some way

     
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  5. soulfly

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    For some reason the “he’s a Christian” reminded me of this :laugh: “she a Chrietsn lady”

     
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  6. —

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    This extreme business-brained league commissioner made me lol. Buzzwords baby

     
  7. IV

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    What about AI!?
     
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  8. BleedinGreen

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    Huge miss imo. Not even a sovereign wealth fund shout out? SMH

    Probably not cut out for the c-suite.
     
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  9. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    they should give me the job
     
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  10. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    Or they don’t want him to debate so they’re setting up terms Biden is likely to turn down to accuse him of the thing they’re going to do: avoid actual debates.
     
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  11. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Private equity and shark tank style deals is why we watch
     
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  12. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    G. Joe is way ahead of you, Tommy
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    Seriously, gonna be really frustrating if Bibi's little trick last week --- bombing a diplomatic building in a 3rd country --- drags our nation of collective dunces into a war with fucking Iran.

    Like at what point does Israel pull some bullshit and we tell them they're on their fucking own?
     
  13. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    A literal shark tank, eh?
     
  14. steamengine

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    October, most likely
     
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  15. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    It 100% a cult and Biden take my energy…
     
  16. BayouMafia

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    Much like in '92 when teenage me was sure that Bush was going to defeat Clinton because Pat Robertson said God told him he would, I'm confident in Texas going blue because Lyrtch said so
     
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  17. steamengine

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    He is our very own Pat Robertson
     
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  18. Can I Spliff it

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    Ron's silver tongue and charisma will def open up those wallets
     
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  19. DrTomOsbourne

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    Live here can confirm. You can get a "waterfront" canal home for 500k
     
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  20. DirtBall

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    I don’t know if this is a joke or if it’s real. My goodness this House is awful.

     
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  21. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    the fact that we don’t know if it’s real is a damn shame
     
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  22. dblplay1212

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  23. DirtBall

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    Finally, Infrastructure Household Appliances Week has arrived!!!!
     
  24. slogan119

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    HAHAHAHAHA

    DJT down more than 5% again today
     
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  25. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

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  26. Daniel Ocean

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    he didn’t pay lol
     
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  27. DirtBall

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  28. Xander Crews

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  29. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Agenda reads like lyrics to Money For Nothing
     
  30. WhiskeyDelta

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    If it’s good enough for European aristocrats, it’s good enough for aspiring American aristocrats.
     
  31. Matt Foley

    Matt Foley RIP EARL
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    It’s clear that it is real because the last one is the SUDS Act. Politicians love them some catchy acronyms.
     
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  32. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Gaetz is figuring out how to get chicks for free
     
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  33. pearl

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  34. SmoochieWallace

    SmoochieWallace Ipse dixit
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    I can't imagine that's real.
     
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  35. dblplay1212

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    I think it's a scam being run by someone other than Trump, someone grifting his cult of idiots. Fair play to them.
     
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  36. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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    Stunning that military hawk wants the military to get involved in a war
     
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  37. WhiskeyDelta

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    Us/Israel are unmatched on "we bomb your stuff is fine, you bomb our stuff is terrorism". Rivalled by the UK before the end of the Troubles and maybe France in Africa but not a lot of additional contenders.
     
  38. IV

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    WWII might have stopped a civil war in the uk
     
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  39. WhiskeyDelta

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    I think the UK averages a civil war about every 150 years so they're probably due.
     
  40. steamengine

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    I’m surprised they haven’t done more to tie Hamas to the “border crisis”.
     
  41. cyclist

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    Perhaps Gaetz should have learned to play the guitar ?

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  42. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    This is gonna sound dumb, but this grift is too simplistic for Trump to have not done it yet. Gotta be someone else’s scam.

    I mean why would t Trump just take them to BoA himself? That’s a ROI even he couldn’t screw up.
     
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  43. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    I will say I can’t wait for these stories of grandparents spending their nest eggs on coins only to be duped. I hope their kids hate them and wont let them move in. Get to bootstrapping you idiots.
     
  44. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

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  45. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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  46. ned's head

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    The skeletons in this weirdo's closet would make nancy reagan blush

     
  47. El Tiburon

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    Yes, yes, those Roman soldiers notoriously weren’t fucking each other all the time while establishing vast empires.
     
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