Masters Tournament

Which is silly considering the hundreds of golf courses with stone and wood bridges with grass.

 

Dear god

 

Over

 

Wow Scottie

 

Stick

 

Let’s go play golf on your yard

 

Making it look like a practice round

 

Imagine if Mrs Scheffler goes into labor in like 5 minutes and he withdraws.

 

They put a Nike logo on his back because everybody’s always chasing him

 

Scottie about to start the year with wins at Bay Hill, Players and Augusta. That’s some historic stuff.

 

Someone about to bury that phone for the next 90 minutes

 

The Nike logo on Sheffler's back right shoulder is pissing me off.

 

Nobody believes he’s actually gonna leave with 30 mins to play

 

You’re really being a party pooper today

 

I firmly believe this

 

Max never recovered from 12. Too bad. Scottie just a bit better iron player.

 

Damn Aberg needed that to stay in it, 3 seems insurmountable

 

Yeah, just a bit.

 

disappointing to not get a better finish when things were looking so tasty when everyone was clustered at -6 for that stretch

 

I think everyone else in that cluster had a double bogey shortly after

 

Verne and Nance having a rough weekend.

 

Another snipe

 

Scottie just gotta play it safe. Great tee shot on 16.

 

Might've just nailed it.

 

Long time Scottie fan, happy for him. Props to his barber, that beard is luxurious.

 

Most likable star since Tiger imo, Bubba Watson maybe if he wasn’t named Bubba.

 

Well that’ll about do it barring absolute catastrophe

 

4 of the last 5 Masters have been runaway wins. Hope we get a close one next year.

 

It’s like he wills the ball into the fairway after he hits it.

 

This one was close in the 9th fairway… then it really, really wasn’t lol

 

Verne :(

 

Really big missed opportunity for Nantz to finally drop a “know what I mean, Verne?”

 

Scottie Slam incoming?

 

Thanks, Verne

 

if you’re into robots

 

The top 12 and ties thing means a lot more in the LIV era. DeChambeau very possibly doesn't come back in 2025 without it.

 

I am, in fact, into robots.

He just seems like a good dude, idk what else to say.

 

He has an exemption for 25 from US Open win I believe.

 

could be but he’s a total snooze fest imo

 

That's right. I miscounted.

 

Scottie is a fucking cheat code. I had Homa on a prayer. Hate a blow out but don’t mind him winning.

 

Tim Duncan of golf

 

Compared to who? Only guy with any kind of different personality these days is Koepka imo.

 

I will take likable robots like Scottie any day over douchebags imo.