Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. chuckmasterflex

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  2. One Two

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  3. dblplay1212

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  4. Redav

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    Cancel culture run amok
     
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  5. chuckmasterflex

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  6. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Love to have the best words

     
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  7. Gallant Knight

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    he's setting up a run for president in 2028
     
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  8. dblplay1212

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  9. chuckmasterflex

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    I don’t want to tell anyone how to live there life, but serving on the jury for a corrupt ex-president is going to be more interesting than whatever else you got going on
     
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  10. Truman

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    Youre also going to get harassed mercilessly when you convict him. No one wants to deal w that
     
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  11. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    good or bad thing in your opinion?
     
  12. El Tiburon

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    I lose more than half of prospective jurors in average medical malpractice trials for the same reasons. Nothing to get too worked up about.
     
  13. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    Well, I mean, if you find him guilty he might have you killed (or at the very least ruin your life and the lives of your family members) after he wins the presidency in November.

    Bright side is maybe you could get a payoff for a not guilty finding
     
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  14. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    he's another billionaire. fuck billionaires.
     
  15. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    I'll be a juror on this dumb trial.
     
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  16. Gallant Knight

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    i dunno. but i'd view everything that he says and does over the next four years through that lens.
     
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  17. chuckmasterflex

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    Ehhh if those weirdos can’t take a joke then fuck em
     
  18. Gallant Knight

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    can't wait to read how many panelists they had to bring in to find, i'm guessing, jury of 12 and 2-3 alternates. i'll put the over/under at 700
     
  19. dblplay1212

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  20. Gallant Knight

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    yeah i mean they're going to have to bring in a bunch of panels.
     
  21. dblplay1212

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    How many do they get to strike? I saw earlier there's 200 jurors at the court house today. If they second 100 go like the first, you're looking at 70~ to chose from.
     
  22. Gallant Knight

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    70 isn't going to be nearly enough i don't think.

    there are two ways to strike jurors: for cause and basically just because. each side gets 10 just because strikes

    right now they're at the most basic strikes for cause. like i just straight up don't like trump or i like him a lot so i can't be impartial. there are going to be a shitload more struck for cause once the attorneys get to start talking to them.
     
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  23. Tommy Jefferson

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    Do you think the MAGA psychos out there will see a guilty conviction as a joke?
     
  24. CaneKnight

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    Imagine getting a chance to decide to send that cunt to prison...

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  25. nexus

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    surely this will be the final straw for all of the insane "sanctity of marriage" weirdos that worship him
     
  26. ned's head

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    They should really make this a virtual jury or something so he can't fuck with anyone's lives.
     
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  27. steamengine

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    Some of you clearly haven’t voir dired in a minute
     
  28. reflux

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    Melania was only pregnant for nine months. Checkmate, lib.
     
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  29. Beeds07

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  30. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    Yeah, but they get to "write" a book and make a little change while having their 15 minutes. Plus, you get to put away a conman. Tough decision.
     
  31. timo

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    UNLIKE YOU LIBTARDS HE DIDNT ABORT THE BABY AFTER IT WAS BORN MAGA
     
  32. chuckmasterflex

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    If New Yorkers are too scared of some idiot posting things on the internet in rural Idaho then they can’t act like being from New York makes them tough anymore.
     
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  33. Prospector

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    Did they define how many people define a "mass" protest?
     
  34. Prospector

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    He's an imperfect vessel for the the Lord, Jesus Christ
     
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  35. fuxstockings

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    The best way to makes this jury is to pretend to be the smoothest brained centrist. The type that wakes up in November on election day morning not knowing who they're going to vote for like a hs kid on signing day.
     
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  36. GrizzliesDrew

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    I just served Bagel Bites and mushroom caps at a party just last weekend, thank you very much!
     
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  37. Doc Louis

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    Would have to change your name to something no one knows, like Ronald Savage
     
  38. *DIESEL*

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    Basically...
     
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  39. Jimmy the Saint

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    Like he was going to go to that anyway. Just ask Eric and Tiffany.
     
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  40. Can I Spliff it

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  41. chuckmasterflex

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    What tasks do you think he is capable of performing?
     
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  42. Drown ‘Em

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    What are the odds he shits himself while in court? There has to be some book taking bets.
     
  43. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    I'm sure they'll take a break every hour or two so the secret service can change his diaper.
     
  44. chuckmasterflex

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  45. NYGator

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  46. The Banks

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    Ain’t that how Sitler got the chair in the first place?
     
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  47. Daniel Ocean

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    she is cute that would make me vote for that pos
     
  48. CaneKnight

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    I'm sure they all understand exactly WHO those laws apply too..... Don't think the number matters
     
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