Detroit Tigers Thread: Cardiac Cats 2.0 (TTF)

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  1. Vinegar Strokes

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    he needs to be batting 7th. Unfortunately rest of lineup sucks ass and
     
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  2. Vinegar Strokes

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    Keith must have saw my bust ranking this morning.
     
  3. Vinegar Strokes

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    Tork is a fucking idiot. Can’t hit and is one of worst defensive 1st basemen in baseball
     
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    Game was lost when they didn’t score another after having it tied with 1st and 2nd no outs.
     
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  5. Vinegar Strokes

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    Fuck you McKinstry
     
  6. Vinegar Strokes

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    Team no longer fucks. Getting beat by a guy that had a 9.0 ERA in AAA and Willi Castro.
     
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  8. DeToxRox

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    RIP former user heesu
     
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  9. Lip

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  10. Lip

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    heesu would have a cat on a leash
     
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  11. Tug

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    Watching this gave me heartburn
     
  12. Vinegar Strokes

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    Runner in scoring position, Tork pops up. #TorkIsAss
     
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  13. DetroitNole

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    Nothing like facing this tigers offense to get a pitcher with a 12+ era back on track
     
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  14. Vinegar Strokes

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  15. 20/20/20/20

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    This team fucks
     
  16. Vinegar Strokes

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    What’s Clark’s username on here?

     
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  17. DetroitNole

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    Would be amazing if one of them on his cleats called him tik tok boy
     
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  18. Vinegar Strokes

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    Canha fucking sucks. 2nd GDIP tonight. Garbage.
     
  19. 20/20/20/20

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    I hate umps. Bring on the robots.
     
  20. Vinegar Strokes

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    We have so many guys on this roster that have no business bring on a major league roster. Offense is fucking garbage.
     
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  21. buckwild

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  22. Vinegar Strokes

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    I don’t get it didn’t we score 4 runs yesterday?
     
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  23. buckwild

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    Best to not try and pick the brain of the guy chugging orange Mikes Hard Lemonades on the Twitter machine for all to see.
     
  24. Vinegar Strokes

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    This lineup putting up 10 runs today.

     
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  25. fucktx

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    What the fuck is up with this schedule? 3 straight 12pm (in the best time zone) games? This shit sucks
     
  26. 20/20/20/20

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    I like it. Get to watch the game during work.
     
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  27. Celemo

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  28. fucktx

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    I do too but I have meetings tomorrow. Just wondering if any of you knew why they scheduled it like that. Anyways you guys have a nasty bullpen
     
  29. Tug

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    If the tigers score 10 runs I will buy someone a mikes hard lemonade to chug (I am not willing to drink that shit)
     
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  30. fucktx

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    When they calling up Jung

    Not much else he needs to prove and your lineup could definitely use the help
     
  31. 20/20/20/20

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    The lineup is soooo bad
     
  32. Lip

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    it’s cold at night
     
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  33. fucktx

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    Yeah I mean I live in Chicago so it gets cold here too at night but they still have night games. It’s a solid reason but I just didn’t know if that’s what it was
     
  34. 20/20/20/20

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    JAVY BAEZ WALKED?!?!?!
     
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  35. fucktx

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    Jung’s gotta get called up in the next week right
     
  36. DetroitNole

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    In 15 games the Tigers have been held to 1 or fewer runs through 9 innings 7 times. Have had 4 or more runs only 6 times. We are more likely to score 1 or fewer runs than we are to score 4 in a 9 inning contest....
     
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  37. 20/20/20/20

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    That's why I have been chugging a Mike's hard daily until we finally score 3 or more runs.
     
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  38. fucktx

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    Gray might walk in 3 tbh
     
  39. ~ taylor ~

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    April weather in Michigan is such a crapshoot, so 1pm games have a better chance of being played in decent weather, give larger windows of time to get a full game in if there is inclement weather, and allow for doubleheaders if a game is postponed.
     
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  40. fucktx

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    I get it. Little warmer here in Chicago but the weather is all over the place so it makes sense. Just wasn’t sure if that’s what it was because I don’t think I’ve seen it before
     
  41. 20/20/20/20

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    Kerry Carpenter fucks
     
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  42. 20/20/20/20

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    Parker Meadows 2-36 with 17 Ks
     
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  43. 20/20/20/20

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    It "worked", but I don't like taking Carpenter out just because they brought in a lefty reliever.
     
  44. 20/20/20/20

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  45. 20/20/20/20

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    despite scoring 4 runs, I believe I will still be chugging a mike's hard but I'm not exactly clear on how it works yet
     
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  46. fucktx

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    Three of the runs they scored were pretty brutal. An error, a bloop that Vierling thought he fouled off, and a wild pitch so it’s deserved
     
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  47. DetroitNole

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    Vierling thought he popped it straight up behind him and to his left when in reality it was a blooper to right field. He almost didn't run. That was pretty crazy
     
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  48. ~ taylor ~

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    It’s definitely not normal for the Tigers, but it’s also the only time the Rangers come to Detroit this year.
     
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  49. Vinegar Strokes

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    He's been in AAA for 3 weeks and is a poor defender. Every other prospect we have called up in the past 3 years ends up sucking ass and becoming a bust (see Torkelson, Greene, Meadows and Keith (in 15 more at bats). He likely won't be called up until August, and will have the same results as the 4 guys I noted above.
     
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