Random Thoughts That Don't Warrant Their Own Thread: 2024

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  1. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    To be clear, this is the parking nazi lady right and not some other drunk woman?
     
  2. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Yes it’s the parking nazi lady who is a drunk woman who does nothing but complain about everyone.
     
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  3. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    I mean, I guess she sure showed me. I’ve been owned fellas.
     
  4. Corky Bucek

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    Cliffs on the drunk parking nazi lady outside of the recent pics.
    Thanks,
    Wayne
     
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  5. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    The taillight has been gone for a month or two. She just had a cross shaped piece of duct tape on the top of it. The packing tape and all that is new. Wife said the suv wasn’t parked there yesterday so I assume she did it last night. The thing was is excellent condition when she first moved in. The parking garage has those beams and bollards and she’s smacked all 4 corners and now the rear door is all cracked in as well.
     
  6. i am a bammer

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    She seems like a good time, you should be friends
     
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  7. Lip

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    good lort
     
  8. Lip

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    you should call the police on her. She’s a danger to society
     
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  9. Hoss Bonaventure

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    I sent the pics to the office. I’ll let them handle it. Took pics of my shit so when she does hit it I have proof. All joking aside she is a danger not only to residents who park in the garage but to everyone on the road with her cause I’ve seen her fall out that thing at 4 in the afternoon when I got home from picking our son up.
     
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  10. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    If you think that rear end is messed up, you should see GoodForAnother ’s after a good bollard job
     
  11. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I lost my heart to a Galway girl
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    classic case of fucked up car here
     
  12. Jimmy the Saint

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    "Fucked up car" is that an industry term?
     
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  13. GoodForAnother

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    yep
     
  14. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Thank you Dudley
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  15. bigred77

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    :magatears:
     
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  16. Hoss Bonaventure

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    I guess my bollard knowledge isn’t as solid as I thought it was.
     
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  17. bigred77

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    It's ok, you can post through it
     
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  18. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Page 288 of this thread is where it started.
     
  19. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    Find someone who loves you as much as bollard lady loves that parking spot.
     
  20. Hoss Bonaventure

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    I left for lunch and parked next to her in the same spot I’ve been when I got home. I’m just going to work from home on days my wife isn’t so my suv never moves from that spot and we just swap off her car.
     
  21. Lyrtch

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  22. Corky Bucek

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    My brother and SIL just got my nephew tickets to AJR for his 9th bday. Going with them as well.
     
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  23. Chumbolone

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    I heard they have a pretty cool light, animation, effects show, etc. looking forward to it.
     
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  24. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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    Went to a Super Chik today and it dunks all over CFA
     
  25. Jimmy the Saint

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    But how much bigotry?
     
  26. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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    Don’t know don’t care
     
  27. Oranjello

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    He sounds great. Wonder what Eric Wilson has been up to last 20 years. Looks fun.

    Wife is loving the run through the Self Titled album at 12:10am on a week night.
     
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  28. Redav

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    My coworker drives one of these to work. We work in an office doing financial shit...

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  29. Simon Templar

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    I’m sure he lives on a farm and has use for it there
     
  30. Redav

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    That picture doesn't even do it justice. It's an enormous vehicle that I would be embarrassed to drive around in.
     
  31. Degausser

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    Not to mention that's like an $80k truck that he likely has no practical use for.
     
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  32. Redav

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    Probably gets like 7 mpg as well
     
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  33. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    I hate my truck, but I used to legit use it for work (worked in geotech) now I’m just too lazy to get rid of it
     
  34. Redav

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    I randomly build stuff at home so I could use a truck for like getting plywood or lumber here or there. I might legitimately use a truck 10 times a year but it's so impractical every or other moment of the year. Bad gas mileage, over priced and you have spend 70-80k to get the equivalent of the comfort of a 45k-50k SUV.
     
  35. The Blackfish

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    I’ve been trying to but Clown Baby ’s truck for years but he just can’t bear to part with it
     
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  36. Lip

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    what do you build
     
  37. Redav

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    I'm a white guy so obviously I woodwork in my garage.
     
  38. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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    This is totally a verbal contract dude so just tell me when I can drop it off
     
  39. Hoss Bonaventure

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    My brother in law found this birds nest on their outdoor patio fan. They only use vape pens.
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  40. The Blackfish

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    Just heard a co-worker say yeti coolers function better if they’re pre-cooled. Didn’t realize I worked with RJF-GUMP and he was in fact a woman.
     
  41. Eathan Edwards

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    Are you supposed to have a commercial walk-in at your house?
     
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  42. Goose

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    Drive a pickup but am an office worker for a construction-ish company and don’t use it whatsoever for work :smug:
     
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  43. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Almost everyone I work with drives a truck. Most of them are diesel and they live like an hour away so I can definitely see it for gas mileage and for around the house. If I own a home I’m having a truck regardless of where I work
     
  44. wes tegg

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    A diesel truck is not at all a gas mileage play.
     
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  45. bwi2

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    The idea that you need a truck if you have a house is laugh out loud funny
     
  46. Redav

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    Just put a trailer hitch on your SUV and buy a trailer for 2k for the 8 times a year you need it for something. That's what I do.
     
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  47. JRodMK1

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    I always thought I'd get a pickup in the future but I don't want to be seen as a possible Republican so SUV for life it is
     
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  48. Eathan Edwards

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    Allegedly:

    "Diesels can achieve 25-30% better mileage than a gas engine due to the higher efficiency of diesel fuel, while the direct fuel injection during the combustion process wastes little fuel."
     
  49. Goose

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    Yes, but if it’s a heavy duty truck getting an extra “25-30% efficiency” doesn’t really matter
     
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  50. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    On the rare occasion I go into my company HQ, I am always taken by surprise how many trucks are in the parking lot of an engineering firm full of people who look at excel and PDFs all day.
     
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