Kalen Deboer will be a MASSIVE failure at Alabama

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  1. Hoss Bonaventure

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    So it’s like the Salem witch trials. If he has a winning season then he is innocent because he feels no guilt.
     
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  2. Redav

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    Alabama players need to find a hobby like street racing.
     
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  3. The Blackfish

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    fify
     
  4. wes tegg

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    In fairness, if your kid is an accomplice to murder or a rapist, it’s a great place to send him so he doesn’t lose any PT.
     
  5. PSU12

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    Not a bad recruiting pitch. “We won’t take your kid off the field or court for any legal reasons ever”
     
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  6. killerwvu

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    Was thinking more of the general student body, but do like this pitch.

    Illinois can use it as well. Charged with rape? You can still help lead us to the Elite 8 :roll:
     
  7. Owsley

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    Players play :mulletsmug:
     
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  8. electronic

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    This is cheeky and fun. Hahahaha. Football!

    https://www.seattletimes.com/seattl...ybo-rogers-pleads-not-guilty-to-rape-charges/
     
  9. VaxRule

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    Letting your rapist running back play so that your team can put up an awe inspiring 46 rushing yards.
     
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  10. Saul Shabazz

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    they're gonna start an OT that was running around hittin people with the herp stick because he just thought he had dick itch

    Because

     
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  11. Saul Shabazz

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    This shit's pro sports now
     
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  12. killerwvu

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    What
     
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  14. ned's head

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  15. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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    John McGuirk please update thread title
     
  16. Chipper>Jeter

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    Nate will only cover for you if you are good. Kalen covers for the back ups.
     
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  17. BudKilmer

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    just like the hoops coach!
     
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  18. BudKilmer

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    You have to be a really bad (or sick!) guy to pull for Bama or auburn with the type of men they have leading their primary sports
     
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  19. HtownTide

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    New federal regulations released Friday will prevent colleges and coaches from suspending athletes accused of sexual misconduct while school officials investigate complaints against them.

    The due process provision is one of several outlined in the U.S. Department of Education's final version of regulations governing how K-12 schools, colleges and universities respond to complaints of sexual harassment and violence under Title IX. The regulations, a draft version of which the Biden administration proposed in June 2022, are scheduled to go into effect Aug. 1.


    https://www.espn.com/college-sports/story/_/id/39970530/title-ix-rules-athletes-sexual-misconduct

    Sounds like we have Joe Biden to blame for all of this
     
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  20. Redav

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    Suck it liberals!
     
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  21. Saul Shabazz

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    you don't suspend them....you kick them off the tour, Doug
     
  22. TrustyPatches

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  23. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Did i miss the "we're just focused on football" comments from DeBriles already?
     
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  24. OHW

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    DeBriles is good, well done all
     
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  25. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    It's a delight to watch the realization that this guy's a fraud start to gain traction more broadly, just wish it were for less rape-y reasons
     
  26. spagett

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    Always has been
     
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  27. Jake Barnes

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  28. TrustyPatches

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    Yuge mistake
     
  29. electronic

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  30. The Blackfish

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    DeBoer tried to cover something up?
     
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  31. electronic

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    Somebody who responds to incendiary messages by always calling back is attempting to not create a paper trail of evidence (who then reinstates a player after a rape allegation). You can call it something else if you’d like.
     
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  32. The Banks

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    Is rape sexual misconduct or sexual assault? Or is there not a legal difference?
     
  33. The Blackfish

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    Ok so just making sure we’re on the same page that he has absolutely not covered anything up
     
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  34. electronic

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    Correct, we are definitely not on the same page at all.
     
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  35. Jake Barnes

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    Because it isn’t a cover up if it’s a Title IX investigation. Those are kept confidential by both parties. That’s why the Mattress Girl at Columbia got in so much trouble. And if they were putting the mechanics for this in place, it would make sense that DeBoer initially kept him out of the P12 game, then was told by the Washington compliance guys that he couldn’t. :idk: maybe I’m just defending the shield, trying to bring a POV as a coach/educator who’s had to deal with something similar.

    If it was a straight rape case, there’s grounds for that accusation. I really don’t remember what the jurisdiction was.
     
  36. Matt Foley

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    Excuse me, Nick Clinard is a saint.
     
  37. electronic

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    I don't understand what any of this has to do with the link you posted discussing changes that will go into effect on August 1st.
     
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  38. Jax Teller

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    Our resident IDF defender makes worst posts daily in the Middle East thread.
     
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  39. Arrec Bardwin

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    As an old, racist Bama fan used to say, “Spin it!”
     
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  40. Jake Barnes

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    I think it’s gross either way. You can find a number of reasons to get him off the field or out of the program outside of that, especially if he doesn’t have the grounds that Illinois guy was using to justify why he should still play. It’s just a viewpoint totally based on clinical legal procedure.
     
  41. Saul Shabazz

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    It's called "violation of team rules"

    Nice litte umbrella phrase that allows coaches to boot shitbags without penalty
     
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  42. GrizzliesDrew

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    This isnt as fun as when they hired Mike Price and Destiny.
     
  43. Sammy Meatballs

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  44. The Banks

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    Dude got arrested twice in one day

     
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  45. ButchCassidy

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    Leave it to a team vote.
     
  46. Fidelio

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    appalling, quite frankly
     
  47. Nole96SC

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    Not guilty.
     
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  49. dump

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    #Alabama Crimson Tide put the safety of the women on campus at risk solely just to win some football games
     
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