The Taylor Swift IS Hot Thread 2.0

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  1. ButchCassidy

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    So, I preordered the vinyl, wonder if it’ll come as a double album, or will need to purchase the 2nd part.
     
  2. Hank Scorpio

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    Matt Healy's manager after listening to The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived:

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  3. Jake Barnes

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    Easy to forget with her insane levels of success that she’s only 34. Still has decades left for her life experiences to shape her lyrical content.
     
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  4. Jake Barnes

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    Also, I fuck hard with the vibes of Fortnight. My kind of song.
     
  5. TC

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    Surprise double album? What a flex
     
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  6. ashy larry

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    i think there’s an obvious answer and it’s not the one you’re gonna want to hear
     
  7. Detlef Schrempf

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    So long London is a banger
     
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  9. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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  10. Detlef Schrempf

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    The Albatross feels like it came straight off of Folklore
     
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  11. Hank Scorpio

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    The Alchemy is clearly about Travis Kelce, right?
     
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  12. TheSkeeter

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    So High School is the Travis song that’s obvious, but I think The Alchemy has some lines that point to Travis
     
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  13. Hank Scorpio

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    Haven't gotten to So High School yet.
     
  14. dblplay1212

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    Sheeeeesh

    And maybe you've reframed it
    And in your mind, you never beat my spirit black and blue
    I don't think you've changed much
    And so I changed your name, and any real defining clues
    And one day, your kid comes home singin'
    A song that only us two is gonna know is about you
     
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  15. Artoo

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    Halfway through. Favorite track so far: I can do it with a broken heart

    Least favorite track: Florida!!! (even though it features Florence)
     
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  16. Snakes

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    Fortnite and Tortured Poets both seem to be about Healy.
     
  17. hood b. goode

    hood b. goode thats what i love about these HS chicks, man
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  18. dump

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    I mean this is mainly a Healy album except for the Kim K diss track

    But Daddy I Love Him is about the Swiftie response to her dating scumbag Healy
     
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  19. IV

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    Why does she have beef with Kim K?
     
  20. dump

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    Joe’s album is Lover which turns out is an ironic title

    I guess So Long London is obv her goodbye song to him
     
  21. dump

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    she helped Kanye spread lies about her
     
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  22. Snakes

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    oh man. it's a deep cut but it started with Kim's ex husband Kanye doing the "imma let you finish" thing at the VMAs. then he put out a song where he said "taylor i made that bitch famous" and said something about fucking her. idk i don't listen to kanye. but it was vulgar an inappropriate.

    so taylor is pissed and speaks out against it

    kanye claims they talked on the phone and she okayed it. Taylor denies. Kim then releases a video of the conversation where it seems like Taylor agrees to the lyrics. but it was actually an edited video depicting a conversation that didn't occur. she then unleashes her crazy fans on taylor and all these folks on the internet turn on taylor and comment the snake emoji on all her shit. basically accusing her of being a liar and claiming she is a false victim . Taylor caught a lot of shit from big kardashian fans. this was like around 2016 or 2017 i believe.

    eventually the complete video of kanye having the phone conversation with taylor surfaces and it is revealed that they didn't really discuss the lyrics and kanye and kim were big fat liars. kim never apologizes and basically just drops it. taylor has rightfully held a grudge ever since.
     
  23. ashy larry

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    the taylor swift Stanley cup is going to do numbers
     
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  24. TC

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    KC has a hockey team??
     
  25. ashy larry

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    damnit
     
  26. dump

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    Hence the whole Reputation album
     
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  27. NCHusker

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    IIRC Taylor went pretty much completely dark for like 2 years around this time because she was catching so much heat. 1989 was a massive hit and an all-time album then she kinda falls off the face of the earth due to all of this BS. Then she drops Reputation which was kinda the beginning of her ascent into what she is today.

    I think in Ms Americana she talks about how much of a people-pleaser she was and how obsessed she was with everyone liking her/making everyone happy. Then all this happened and kinda broke her for awhile. When she came back she felt more mature and seemingly more ready to tell assholes to fuck off
     
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  28. Artoo

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    New favorite track

     
  29. dump

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    She also opens up about her ED struggles in the doc
     
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  30. Mix

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    Congrats to known popsicle connoisseur Charlie Puth for getting that TS approval.

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  31. Upton^2

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    they make a pill for that
     
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  32. The_QCT

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  33. SugarShaun

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    Doesn’t show for me
     
  34. The_QCT

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    This is what a great review looks like. So well done.

     
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  35. The_QCT

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    album broke the streaming record in 12 hours
     
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  36. The_QCT

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    Kim Kardasian is officially dead. Destroyed.
     
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  37. afb

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    Jack only has 3 or 4 songs on the second side
     
  38. Jigga

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    what’s the Kim track?
     
  39. SugarShaun

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    thanK you aIMee
     
  40. Hank Scorpio

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    I didn't even notice the capitalized K until now
     
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  41. beerleagueman

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    Zuck now that Taylor is posting on Threads
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  42. Andy Reocho

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  43. Hank Scorpio

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    This is really good. Sucks he wrote it before the 2nd album dropped, but the overall theme would still stand and he comments on it in other posts anyway.
     
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  44. Constant

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    O/U months until she's writing songs to trash the Kelces?
     
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  45. Hank Scorpio

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    Never bc they're getting married, duh!
     
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  46. dome foam

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    That song perfectly illustrates how melodramatic and frankly...embarrassing...her lyrics have gotten.

    She dated the dude for a summer (admitted it, in the song). And goes as far to say she would have died for his sins (?). Just sounds like he was no longer interested. Props to him for ghosting her. My take away from the song is that it's a crime to just not be interested in her any longer after dating for a short period.

    At what point to Switfties have any self awareness how self indulgent and try-too-hard her lyrics are?
     
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  47. Mix

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    The album is good but my god woman get it together about dating a trash man that everyone in the world knew was trash for a few months. It's lame.
     
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  48. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    As a longtime Florence fan, Florida surpassed my expectations.
     
  49. bwi2

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    swifties spend days pouring over lyrics and instagram posts to find carefully hidden clues that provide a greater meaning to her music while being indifferent to (or in some cases celebrating) how carefully constructed every aspect of her life and persona are
     
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