Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Truman

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    I feel like every time I see this Destiny dude, he's stuffing chuds like her into a locker, then the next day there's a clip of him saying the cringiest shit about other topics. I suppose clowning Owens like that is a low bar, but I can never really pin him down on where he falls.
     
  2. Hank Scorpio

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    I don't even know who he is, but if he's having a sit down with Candace Owens, he's probably some kind of fence straddler. The right wing grifters tend to only go to safe spaces.
     
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  3. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    He's a centrist at this point, he's said some pretty evil and bigoted shit about Palestinians and shockingly knows very little about the history of Israel.
     
  4. NYGator

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  5. ned's head

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    Well oiled machine
     
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  6. seanofthedead86

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    This episode of Knowledge Fight is part 1 of a debate Alex Jones had that included Destiny. They go over some of his history. I'd never heard of him until this.
     
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  7. Truman

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    Thank you but also no thanks on 3.5 hour podcast lol
     
  8. seanofthedead86

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    The part about destiny is pretty early on, but I think the jist of it is he's actually willing to engage and be confrontational with some of the worst of the worst on the Internet but he's an edge lord. I think he actually got a white supremacist to reform iirc.
     
  9. Truman

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    That's when I first heard of him several years ago. I just assumed he was one of the 'good guys'. But then I saw some shit about him justifying the Rittenhouse shooting, then see a clip were he's dunking on Fresh and Fit type incels. Dude is all over the place. I suppose i could just watch his stuff for a bit instead 90 second clips on twitter.

    But also - fuck that.
     
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  10. afb

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    no one needs to watch destiny
     
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  11. Can I Spliff it

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    One weird trick to avoid gag orders
     
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  12. chuckmasterflex

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    I'm a sinner, I'm a saint. I do not feel ashamed.
     
  13. texasraider

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    Prosecution: We will be referring to the defendant as Rapist Trump, Donny Diapers, Rapey Don, Epstein's buddy or Donny Document Hoarder. Title's that he has earned.
     
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  14. CaneKnight

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    Destiny is a racist and a cuck who hates Arabs because his then wife (Now ex-wife who prob used him for a green card and is 1,000 times better looking than him) who he agreed to be in an open relationship was fucking one.

    He's at best a neoliberal moron, and at worst a bad actor right-winger masquerading as a leftist. Hassan shits on him all the time and rightfully so

    He's a fucking loser
     
  15. BudKilmer

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    masterful gambit Rs
     
  16. BudKilmer

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    I’m online too much and I’ve never heard of this destiny fucker

    And now im real glad
     
  17. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Good people of the jury, I submit that If they can indict my client, this extremely normal man, of channeling hudreds of thousands of dollars to cover up the sex he had with a famous porn star to help him become POTUS, then they can do that same thing to you.
     
  18. London Humphreys

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    Where does it end? The slipperiest of slopes
     
  19. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    He is a person. He is a woman. He is a man. He is a camera. He is a tv.
     
  20. HowdyHorns

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    Where do we stand with regards to his child?
     
  21. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    The defense's opening arguments are starting to read like a forklift operator's extensively autobiographical t-shirt

    He was born in JANUARY
    If you don't like it MOVE
     
  22. HowdyHorns

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    upload_2024-4-22_10-58-31.gif
     
  23. Lyrtch

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  24. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    (DJT Leans over) "is that...good?"
     
  25. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    "Mr. Cohen, after this 'deal' was secured, what did the defendent proceed to do next?"

    [Leans into mic] "he, uh, danced."

    "Describe to members of the jury, the manner of his hands during this 'dance'"

    OBJECTION
     
  26. texasraider

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    Prosecution: We'd also like to mention that the smell you are experiencing is likely the defendant's flatulence or his unchanged diaper. If you mention the odor, you will be met with the term "whoever smelt it dealt it" from the defense, but we can assure you it is not a legally binding term
     
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  27. chuckmasterflex

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    She up all night practicing that
     
  28. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    What problem did she solve?
     
  29. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    "Mr. Cohen, are those 'tiny, dick-jerking hands,' as you so eloquently put it, present in this courtroom today?"
     
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  30. bro

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    if you replace lawyers with the word hit man, that’s just dialogue out of a 90s mobster movie.
     
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  31. Tommy Jefferson

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  32. drewru

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    Technically it’s still a win for those scumbags- they probably never thought Ds would propose any border security measures. The last thing they want is for their best “issue” to evaporate.
     
  33. afb

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    I know nothing about that.

    I've just seen enough to know he's a centrist Ben Shapiro
     
  34. Daniel Ocean

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    after originally liking him it sucked to learn who he actually was
     
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  35. Beeds07

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    Same
     
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  36. ned's head

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    [​IMG]
     
  37. steamengine

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    For years it’s always seemed like Cohen or Weissenberg were the only ones capable of bringing Trump down, even more than the great man Bob Mueller. Since they have receipts and knowledge of where the bodies are buried (maybe literally!).

    So that’s where the hope has to come from on this case I suppose.
     
  38. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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  39. Lyrtch

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    you mean the guy who signed an EO to ban TikTok is lying oh no
     
  40. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    nods.


    Will probably work tho
     
  41. HowdyHorns

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    Someone should post this on TikTok so the young-ins hear about it.
     
  42. Can I Spliff it

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  43. bro

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    glowering, that's new to me.
     
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  44. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Hold him in contempt for looking so trout-like

    Say "blub blub" one more time and I'll have you thrown in jail
     
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  45. steamengine

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    Folks similar to trout he does big numbers but his team is still gonna take the L.
     
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  46. Jimmy the Saint

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    Big Mouth Trumpy Trout
     
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  47. Can I Spliff it

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  48. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    You can't convict a trout for human crimes.
     
  49. El Tiburon

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    “Judge, I object to the Defendant’s willful and contumacious troutification in the presence of the jury!”
     
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