MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Pec's gotta cut that back to a wide open Puig at the top of the box

 

Damn tornadoes have cut the broadcast away

 

you're watching the fox broadcast?

 

I didn’t even think of Apple. Fucking hell I’m an idiots. Been looking at radar that’s 100 miles away for the past 20 minutes.

 

Must resist urge to hit play on Franklin ep 1.

 

what's the word on that show? didn't even know it was a thing until seeing it on the homepage but I'm intrigued

 

No clue but Apple usually doesn’t miss and the subject matter and Douglas are right in my wheel house.

 

I think it's about an anthropomorphic talking turtle trying to navigate being a 6 year old.

 

so is it good or what?

 

Yea it rips

 

Basically turning over the entire squad to go for it Wednesday night

 

poor foot if Nancy beats them with the 2's

 

TYFYS

 

The Vancouver keeper just made an incredible double save

 

lol. Drake calendar is drunk.

 

Red card on that dummy Frei

 

Now do how many they’ve allowed multiple goals in a row….

 

Seattles back up keepers gotta find a razor and a barber. Feral looking ass.

 

I wonder how slow that moment in front of goal felt to Leo

 

Might be time for Blake to be put out to pasture

 

Lucho with a new do and a sweet finish

 

Benteke gonna win the golden boot like we all predicted

 

~Vermes (probably)

 

Channeling Thanos

 

OMG, how to you give Hany so much space?

 

MLS>>>>>NFL

 

WTF, why have VAR when PRO refuses to use it. Pathetic.

 

Sorry, can’t be Alan smug rn

 

Flithy pass from Busi.

 

THREE FUCKING TIMES THEYVE RAISED THE FLAG BEFORE KC COULD FINISH THEIR ATTACK AND THEY WERE ALL QUESTIONABLE.

 

Fucking Unkel and PRO are going to give me a TIA

 

Oh fuck. What just happened in NYC!?

 

Looks like Martins got knocked out cold but he’s up and moving now.

 

Wow!!!!

 

Atlanta attack is like pulling teeth right now, sick to death of indiscriminate crosses to the box

 

He’s always been a fraud

 

Announcers just said Russel has 5g/10a vs Minn. That doesn’t seem right unless they’re counting Open Cup games, but even then

 

Will be inducted into the US Soccer HoF first ballot

 

Like every third year he decides to be the worst player in the league. Makes no sense. He’ll probably be best 11 next year.

 

fuckin Brady doing his best Andre Blake impression against us

 

WTF? Every time KC is up a goal there’s roughly 20+ minutes of stoppage time. Now that they’re down there is 2. This fucking league.

 

Honestly? Doubtful Antione can save this side when he shows up. Losing to the Loons minus reynoso (but plus an Unkel) is one of the e lowest of lows.

 

He’s been a very good addition to our roster. First left footed left back we’ve had in a decade.

 

At $500/ticket that’s $32,806,000.