Baby Gronk

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  1. Mix

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    Took me a second but damn this is a great post
     
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  2. Shinzon

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    It’s hard to believe that Pete Carroll and Mack Brown are the same age.
     
  3. Simon Templar

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    Yay?!?
     
  4. Where Eagles Dare

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    3*, but 5* Heart and Social Media game going to #Nebraska Cornhuskers
     
  5. sc_chant

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  6. BudKilmer

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    YOU ARE DAMN RIGHT
     
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  7. JonathanCoachman

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    Baby Gronk’s dad is saving Iowa for any potential daughter that he has or will have who will go on and break all of Caitlin Clark’s records.
     
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  8. DDB

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    His dad is nuts
     
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  9. poor paul

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    should probably chill.

    he doesn't really have offers from those 30 schools, it's just a graphic his psychopath dad had put together.
     
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  10. Roy

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    No he has an offer from SCAR. We’ll take him.
     
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  11. sc_chant

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    Congrats to FSU on their future TE then!
     
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  13. DDB

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    Hasn’t he already committed to several other teams?
     
  14. Goose

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    I contributed to our collective and mandated the money is only spent on him
     
  15. CF3234

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    Never trust the first seventh commitment.
     
  16. Corch

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    Wow lots of jealousy itt
     
  17. b7

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    Another weapon for coach Day.
     
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  18. Goose

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    Coach*
     
  19. BuckeyeRiot

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    He’ll really bring that lunchbox mentality to the field. I hear we’ve already sent the playbook to his leap-pad.
     
  20. Charles DeMar

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  21. b7

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    Cheaters never quit cheating.
     
  22. Constant

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    Wr promised the legendary #1 jersey.
     
  23. Celemo

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    I feel like our fanbase just got hit with The Cheese Touch :blech:
     
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  24. Jigga

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    Just the dumbest timeline
     
  25. aisle seven

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    Note to Dad running this account, the five minutes are up. Let the kid go.
     
  26. Bruce Wayne

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    I can't wait to add Baby Gronk to our dynasty team and absolutely destroy you with him
     
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  27. DDB

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    Baby Gronk reminds me of one of those kids on Friday night tykes.
     
  28. Where Eagles Dare

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    This poor kid is going to be a 0 star.
     
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  29. Charles DeMar

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    I'm sure the Community Notes people are going to get tired of dad at some point, too ;)

     
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  30. seanofthedead86

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    Baby Gronk is the only 99 overall player in the new EA Sports CFB game.
     
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  31. DDB

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    Playing for a juvie league after committing his first sexual assault at 13.
     
  32. Where Eagles Dare

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    Well that's rough
     
  33. Jigga

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    Sammie would run him over
     
  34. fish

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    Committing to OSU only to "flip" to UM five days later is a pretty funny troll.
     
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  35. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 running thru the house with a pickle in my mouth
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    It sucks that kid has to get all that shit for his dad's actions. Kid's life is going to suck.
     
  36. —

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    This “analyst” is definitely being blackmailed by the bg dad

     
  37. Truman

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    Chip ahoy? What are we doing ?
     
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  38. Truman

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    Also this tik tok speaking cadence is like nails on a chalkboard. This kid in my office talks like that irl. It’s terrible.

    /should be in the “you’re old” thread
     
  39. DDB

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    At first I was like the fuck are you talking about? Then I watched the video, and chip ahoy might be worse than baby gronk
     
  40. DDB

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    Its literally Friday night tykes
     
  41. Truman

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    Gotta love a 2 girls / 1 cup reference when talking about a 10 year old
     
  42. buckwild

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    If Chip Ahoy hasn't been #1 on your 2031 Big Board for a while now, then I think the better question is what are you even doing
     
  43. Constant

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    We are offering the #0 jersey to Chip Ahoy in an attempt to pair these frenemies in maize & blue.
     
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  44. Charles DeMar

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    I watched that video for 15 seconds and then erased it from my viewing history; really don't want any similar videos showing up in my feed, especially anything with that tik tok guy and his weird and annoying voice/cadence.
     
  45. Starscream

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    sounds like I’m listening to the opening monologue for Curse of Oak Island with that weird cadence….im old
     
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  46. DetroitNole

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    Is that show still on, have they found anything yet? Side tangent, but my wife used to be into that show but it annoyed the fuck out of me. They'd spend millions drilling and digging, and every season "if we don't find shit we'll have to stop this year". Then the dude with the metal detector would find an old coin, "aw shit this coin means the knights templar were here, need to come back next year"