Official Tornado and Runaway Barge Thread

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  1. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    blew.png
     
    #3401 Hoss Bonaventure, Apr 3, 2012
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  2. Marty Kaan

    Marty Kaan By any means necessary
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    good day for windsurfing
     
    #3402 Marty Kaan, Apr 3, 2012
  3. CK D Floppin

    CK D Floppin Eat a bag of dicks Bruce

    Found this pic over on the shag

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    #3403 CK D Floppin, Apr 3, 2012
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  4. WW

    WW kansas state: alive and well
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    Stay away from Texas Motor Speedway. tia

    Also, where are the texas congressmen and senators that want the NBAF in Texas because it's safer from Tornadoes.?? Dipshits.
     
    #3404 WW, Apr 3, 2012
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  5. beerleagueman

    beerleagueman Well-Known Member

    damn Dallas :ohnoes:
     
    #3405 beerleagueman, Apr 3, 2012
  6. CK D Floppin

    CK D Floppin Eat a bag of dicks Bruce

    #3405 CK D Floppin, Apr 3, 2012
  7. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    Tornados actually in the immediate Dallas area are pretty rare
     
    #3406 dallasdawg, Apr 3, 2012
  8. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    #3407 dump, Apr 3, 2012
  9. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    That cell in the middle of DFW is headed straight to my house

    My mom just texted me and said they're evacuating the hospitals
     
    #3408 dallasdawg, Apr 3, 2012
  10. Pokes

    Pokes Younger, hipper, cooler
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    Watching this stuff from the parking lot at work. I'm about three miles north of the ballpark/ jerryworld. :ohnoes:
     
    #3409 Pokes, Apr 3, 2012
  11. Cornfed Buffalo

    Cornfed Buffalo What's a Narduzzi?
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    god speed double d
     
    #3410 Cornfed Buffalo, Apr 3, 2012
  12. ColeTrickle

    ColeTrickle 1-0 Culture, LLC
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    Just watched video of the 18 wheelers being thrown hundreds of feet in the air
     
    #3411 ColeTrickle, Apr 3, 2012
  13. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    Prayers sent to your parents
     
    #3412 dump, Apr 3, 2012
  14. oknole

    oknole MC OG
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    Be safe bro.
     
    #3413 oknole, Apr 3, 2012
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  15. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    prayers sent to Pokes and BMR and Soup and the rest of the Arlington crew
     
    #3414 dump, Apr 3, 2012
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  16. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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    has there been anything near bedford?
     
    #3415 GoodForAnother, Apr 3, 2012
  17. oknole

    oknole MC OG
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    If y'all don't make it, I will carry on the Cruz Shrine in your honor this year.
     
    #3416 oknole, Apr 3, 2012
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  18. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    Yes

    My mom just said there's a tornado near my sisters elementary school :oshit: :oshit: :oshit:
     
    #3417 dallasdawg, Apr 3, 2012
  19. Hogview

    Hogview Fan of the Green board, Razorbacks
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    wheres the speedway located from the center of DT Dallas?
     
    #3418 Hogview, Apr 3, 2012
  20. ColeTrickle

    ColeTrickle 1-0 Culture, LLC
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    Plano looks like it's surrounded by nasty clouds
     
    #3419 ColeTrickle, Apr 3, 2012
  21. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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    West...the speedway is straight north of Fort Worth
     
    #3420 tjosu, Apr 3, 2012
  22. ColeTrickle

    ColeTrickle 1-0 Culture, LLC
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    Crap my grandfather lives in Carrollton :ohnoes:
     
    #3421 ColeTrickle, Apr 3, 2012
  23. Cornfed Buffalo

    Cornfed Buffalo What's a Narduzzi?
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    brother Ruffnek will likely be spotted riding one these twisters, screaming profanities and raping whatever he can get his hands on
     
    #3422 Cornfed Buffalo, Apr 3, 2012
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  24. THEHEBREW1

    THEHEBREW1 FEELING GOOD LIKE A HEBREW SHOULD

    UNTIL THEY ARREST THAT COCKSUCKER ZIMMERMAN, MANY MORE OF YOU HEATHENS WILL BE TERRORIZED BY MILE WIDE DEVASTATING TORNADOES. I BEEN PRAYING FOR EM.

    RRRRRRUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!:warn:
     
    #3423 THEHEBREW1, Apr 3, 2012
  25. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    :ohnoes:
     
    #3424 dallasdawg, Apr 3, 2012
  26. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    They have basements in DFW area?
     
    #3425 spagett, Apr 3, 2012
  27. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    no
     
    #3426 dallasdawg, Apr 3, 2012
  28. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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    One of my friends is still in his office and said he can see Jerryworld from his floor...I told him he might want to get off that floor
     
    #3427 tjosu, Apr 3, 2012
  29. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    how many TMBers do we have in the DFW area
     
    #3428 dump, Apr 3, 2012
  30. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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    shitty, my gf's parents live in bedford, saw there was some stuff in euless...her mom is ok @ work but no idea on her dad

    no they don't
     
    #3429 GoodForAnother, Apr 3, 2012
  31. FriendsofJtyler

    FriendsofJtyler I strenuously object
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    My business law professor is lecturing like it aint no thing. He is oblivious to the happenings outside.
     
    #3430 FriendsofJtyler, Apr 3, 2012
  32. ColeTrickle

    ColeTrickle 1-0 Culture, LLC
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    Dallas is all over Drudge Report
     
    #3431 ColeTrickle, Apr 3, 2012
  33. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

    "tornado just south of brinker (sister's school)" - dad
     
    #3432 dallasdawg, Apr 3, 2012
  34. ColeTrickle

    ColeTrickle 1-0 Culture, LLC
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    Oh damn
     
    #3433 ColeTrickle, Apr 3, 2012
  35. ColeTrickle

    ColeTrickle 1-0 Culture, LLC
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    Reports of a new tornado in Carollton/Addison area
     
    #3434 ColeTrickle, Apr 3, 2012
  36. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    on the radar, those two highways that intersect just to the SW of the Plano label, yeah, that's where I live
     
    #3435 dallasdawg, Apr 3, 2012
  37. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    the weather channel needs to stop fucking talking about what's already happened an hour ago and start talking about what's happening now
     
    #3436 dallasdawg, Apr 3, 2012
  38. Phil Connors

    Phil Connors Oui
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    you can get better updates on TMB than TWC
     
    #3437 Phil Connors, Apr 3, 2012
  39. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    holy fuck two more new warnings
     
    #3438 dallasdawg, Apr 3, 2012
  40. CK D Floppin

    CK D Floppin Eat a bag of dicks Bruce

    #3439 CK D Floppin, Apr 3, 2012
  41. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    look at that last line moving over Ft Worth

    mother of god
     
    #3440 dallasdawg, Apr 3, 2012
  42. ColeTrickle

    ColeTrickle 1-0 Culture, LLC
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    Shit
     
    #3441 ColeTrickle, Apr 3, 2012
  43. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    #3442 spagett, Apr 3, 2012
  44. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    holy shit
     
    #3443 dallasdawg, Apr 3, 2012
  45. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    holy fuck at that video from the Ballpark
     
    #3444 dallasdawg, Apr 3, 2012
  46. Duck Smoker

    Duck Smoker Cheekbones like geometry and eyes like sin.
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    Nice. WFAA makes you sit through a commercial before you can watch their live coverage. Safety first.
     
    #3445 Duck Smoker, Apr 3, 2012
  47. THEHEBREW1

    THEHEBREW1 FEELING GOOD LIKE A HEBREW SHOULD

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    GOODBYE SWEET DALLAS, NIGHTY NIGHT
     
    #3446 THEHEBREW1, Apr 3, 2012
  48. K-Doe

    K-Doe Well-Known Member

    #3447 K-Doe, Apr 3, 2012
  49. CK D Floppin

    CK D Floppin Eat a bag of dicks Bruce

    It appears the storms are making an attempt to get linear so that will decrease the tornado threat
     
    #3448 CK D Floppin, Apr 3, 2012
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  50. Hogview

    Hogview Fan of the Green board, Razorbacks
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    #3449 Hogview, Apr 3, 2012
  51. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    my mom hasn't replied in 20 minutes
     
    #3450 dallasdawg, Apr 3, 2012
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