There's a fucking OWL in my house right now

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  1. killrbee7

    killrbee7 EMAGin' and Swaggin'
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    #601 killrbee7, May 5, 2012
  2. CaneKnight

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    This is seriously the best thread ever. I'm now considering getting an owl for my apt.
     
    #602 CaneKnight, May 5, 2012
  3. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    Well, it was fun while it lasted. God speed, Stan.
     
    #603 slogan119, May 5, 2012
  4. Buster Mahomes

    Buster Mahomes "Don't buy a Lincoln you'll look like a pimp."
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    Great fucking work on the twitter page. Sad ending... Stan will be missed. At least he provided us with a shit ton of laughs. :tebow:
     
    #604 Buster Mahomes, May 5, 2012
  5. tandin

    tandin Guest

    sorry to hear about your like futures.
     
    #605 tandin, May 5, 2012
  6. Buster Mahomes

    Buster Mahomes "Don't buy a Lincoln you'll look like a pimp."
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    Unfortunately Stan went HAM in more ways than one. :(
     
    #606 Buster Mahomes, May 5, 2012
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  7. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    No kidding. Back to being unfunny.
     
    #607 slogan119, May 5, 2012
  8. ColeTrickle

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    out-fucking-standing
     
    #608 ColeTrickle, May 5, 2012
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  9. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Sorry for partying
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    #609 Blu Tang Clan, May 5, 2012
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  10. Oracle of Omahawg

    Oracle of Omahawg Swine Flu Carrier
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    Sonofa...Stan we hardly knew ye. Feel weird wearing a black armband at this Cinco be Mexican party.
     
    #610 Oracle of Omahawg, May 5, 2012
  11. Bankz

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    I feel so let down....................
     
    #611 Bankz, May 5, 2012
  12. BellottiBold

    BellottiBold o-0
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    Excuse me, what's your mom's phone number? We need to have a chat, it seems.
     
    #612 BellottiBold, May 5, 2012
  13. MyUserName

    MyUserName How in the hell was my username not taken

     
    #613 MyUserName, May 5, 2012
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  14. brobson

    brobson Warm, generous, and not disappointed in Snapchat
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    #615 brobson, May 5, 2012
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  15. Buster Mahomes

    Buster Mahomes "Don't buy a Lincoln you'll look like a pimp."
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    Need to properly honor Stan IMO. I have just the way to do it...

    : stan :

    :stan:

    GoodForAnother Taques
     
    #616 Buster Mahomes, May 5, 2012
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  16. i am a bammer

    i am a bammer Ben Eblen>Jamychal Green
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    #617 i am a bammer, May 5, 2012
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  17. Mix

    Mix I own a Fuddruckers with Scottie Pippen
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    I missed a lot last night. Really shook up the most liked posts list.
     
    #618 Mix, May 5, 2012
  18. SWIMFAN

    SWIMFAN Waiting for 2016: New President, New Coach
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    damnit
     
    #619 SWIMFAN, May 5, 2012
  19. Duck Smoker

    Duck Smoker Cheekbones like geometry and eyes like sin.
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    How many total shits did Stan take all over your parents' tastefully decorated house?
     
    #620 Duck Smoker, May 5, 2012
  20. NWestGator

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    He took at least 3 shits, hit the lamp, the fridge, and the wood floor. I imagine there are more, I should probably check, he was flying all over the place for a while there.
     
    #621 NWestGator, May 5, 2012
  21. Tigers

    Tigers Admin of the Year 2011-2014
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    Go dissect his poop on the lamp. It may give us clues. So we can go bring him back home.

    We have found a preteen at teen night at the local library

    I think we can find an owl
     
    #622 Tigers, May 5, 2012
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  22. Duck Smoker

    Duck Smoker Cheekbones like geometry and eyes like sin.
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    Those shits would make great Secret Santa gifts. And, if there was a feather left behind, that would be off the hook.
     
    #623 Duck Smoker, May 5, 2012
  23. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    This post highlights the need for a dislike button.
     
    #624 VaxRule, May 5, 2012
  24. Hub-City-Hero

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    This one goes out to Stan. Fly high, little buddy...... fly high......

     
    #625 Hub-City-Hero, May 5, 2012
  25. Jake Scott

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    Still nothing on the coyote?

    This may sound odd, but I'd really like to know what it feels like to fully understand that a fucking coyote is inside your house. The panic must be exhausting.
     
    #626 Jake Scott, May 5, 2012
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  26. JonathanCoachman

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    I would do this until the coyote walks away with its tail between its legs.

     
    #627 JonathanCoachman, May 5, 2012
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  27. dcon79

    dcon79 Nailed it
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    #628 dcon79, May 5, 2012
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  28. NinjaRXA

    NinjaRXA Make Anime Great Again
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    Take care owl bro :'(
     
    #629 NinjaRXA, May 5, 2012
  29. ebolachimp

    ebolachimp Active Member

    I loled
     
    #630 ebolachimp, May 5, 2012
  30. The Best Alive

    The Best Alive Interfere w/ dese nuts!

    #631 The Best Alive, May 5, 2012
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  31. Babou

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    Love the tags.

    #idontgiveahoot :laugh:
     
    #632 Babou, May 5, 2012
  32. Buster Mahomes

    Buster Mahomes "Don't buy a Lincoln you'll look like a pimp."
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    #633 Buster Mahomes, May 5, 2012
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  33. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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    : stan :

    :stan:
     
    #634 GoodForAnother, May 5, 2012
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  34. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    Awesome
     
    #635 Redav, May 5, 2012
  35. clemsontyger04

    clemsontyger04 Two offensive coordinators are better than one
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    :stan:
     
    #636 clemsontyger04, May 5, 2012
  36. i am a bammer

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    :stan::stan::stan::stan::stan::stan::stan::stan::stan::stan::stan::stan:
     
    #637 i am a bammer, May 5, 2012
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  37. ~ taylor ~

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    I am working under the assumption that Stan killed NWGator's entire family, has taken over the computer and is now posting as the OP.

    Hello, Stan.
     
    #638 ~ taylor ~, May 5, 2012
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  38. Buster Mahomes

    Buster Mahomes "Don't buy a Lincoln you'll look like a pimp."
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    Good shit. GFA comes through.

    Is this real life?
    :awesomeface:
    :stan:
     
    #639 Buster Mahomes, May 5, 2012
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  39. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    Liked this post because I wanted to like your orginal twice.
     
    #640 Redav, May 5, 2012
  40. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    We'll know for sure if OP suddenly becomes a Temple fan.
     
    #641 VaxRule, May 5, 2012
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  41. Buster Mahomes

    Buster Mahomes "Don't buy a Lincoln you'll look like a pimp."
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    My dude. :respek:

    :stan:
     
    #642 Buster Mahomes, May 5, 2012
  42. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    :stan: trying to steal buster's credit
     
    #643 devine, May 5, 2012
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  43. Beagle

    Beagle Many, many french fries
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    :stan:

    fucking awesome emoticon.
     
    #644 Beagle, May 5, 2012
  44. ColeTrickle

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    Until dump starts using it every other post
     
    #645 ColeTrickle, May 5, 2012
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  45. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Sorry for partying
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    Really happy that he didn't see this thread. No dump and no SWAGG reduced the cringe element in an elite thread.
     
    #646 Blu Tang Clan, May 5, 2012
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  46. Lionel Hutz Esq.

    Lionel Hutz Esq. Works on contingency? No, Money down!
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    [​IMG]
     
    #647 Lionel Hutz Esq., May 5, 2012
  47. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    Someday, somehow, I'm going to work this quote from NWestGator into a conversation:

    "Before we left for dinner, without my knowledge, my mom put ham on the back porch."
     
    #648 Constant, May 5, 2012
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  48. NWestGator

    NWestGator peacefully coexisting amongst owls
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    shhh ...

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    #649 NWestGator, May 5, 2012
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  49. killrbee7

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    I never knew that owls and llamas shared such an affinity for pork.
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    #650 killrbee7, May 5, 2012
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