You can tell he's hardcore by the way he flips the ponytail without breaking his motion... the concentration...
"NO MOM I DIDN'T HAVE FUN AT THE GAME" "What's wrong, Billy? I thought you loved going to the baseball games." "THEY KICKED ME OUT MOM" "They kicked you out? My gosh what happened?" "THEY WOULDN'T LET ME DO MY BLOWJOB FACES CAUSE THEIR JERKS" "Oh my, Billy..."
Seemed to be going really well until the "lol", should have had gooby pls But what do I know, I just judge memes for a living
I have 2 interviews next week and hope to encounter this gentleman (I'm currently employed btw, giving me infinite 'no' power )