Emily Ratajkowski Thread - Who Are We Kidding, You Knew It Was Happening...

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  1. BuckeyeRiot

    BuckeyeRiot Team Nicki
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    Lucky fucking pavement.
     
    #751 BuckeyeRiot, Jan 3, 2013
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  2. 1

    1 A real fan. GBR!
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    #752 1, Jan 3, 2013
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  3. Weedlord420

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    god
     
    #753 Weedlord420, Jan 3, 2013
  4. fetumpsh

    fetumpsh Well-Known Member
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    Bladder like a horse.
     
    #754 fetumpsh, Jan 3, 2013
  5. Fudd

    Fudd I bring terror like Stephen King
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    You misspelled Clowney.
     
    #755 Fudd, Jan 3, 2013
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  6. Karl Hungus

    Karl Hungus Fan of lingonberry pancakes, autobahn, deine kable
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    probably squirts like cytheria.
     
    #756 Karl Hungus, Jan 3, 2013
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  7. angus

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    #757 angus, Jan 3, 2013
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  8. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Well-Known Member
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    More like Hands Full of Gretel, I hope.
     
    #758 ~ taylor ~, Jan 3, 2013
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  9. RU-Omega Potato

    RU-Omega Potato We play 'til the gun you crotchety old bitch.
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    #759 RU-Omega Potato, Jan 3, 2013
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  10. TheoB

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    #760 TheoB, Jan 4, 2013
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  11. TheoB

    TheoB Well-Known Member
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    Took out the parts with penis and naked male parts with my awesome editing skills...

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    #761 TheoB, Jan 4, 2013
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  12. angus

    angus Well-Known Member
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    #762 angus, Jan 4, 2013
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  13. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    #763 Fusiontegra, Jan 4, 2013
  14. undrtow

    undrtow learn to swim
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    #764 undrtow, Jan 6, 2013
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  15. BrickTamland

    BrickTamland You're not Ron...
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    #765 BrickTamland, Jan 6, 2013
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  16. slhorn

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    No way that's an actual thing.
     
    #766 slhorn, Jan 6, 2013
  17. BrickTamland

    BrickTamland You're not Ron...
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    I bought two for my apocalypse survival kit. Never know man... you just never know.
     
    #767 BrickTamland, Jan 6, 2013
  18. Fran Tarkenton

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    #768 Fran Tarkenton, Jan 9, 2013
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  19. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    :beo:
     
    #769 Daniel Ocean, Jan 9, 2013
  20. skattles

    skattles Jane Goodall Among the Silverbacks
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    nvm fixed
     
    #770 skattles, Jan 9, 2013
  21. Fran Tarkenton

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    #771 Fran Tarkenton, Jan 9, 2013
  22. ohhaithur

    ohhaithur e-Batman
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    she just posted this one

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    from when she was 14
     
    #772 ohhaithur, Jan 10, 2013
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  23. miles

    miles All I know is my gut says, maybe
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    Everything I thought I knew I am know calling into question
     
    #773 miles, Jan 10, 2013
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  24. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    God bless artificial chicken hormones.
     
    #774 Owsley, Jan 10, 2013
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  25. Dwight Schrute

    Dwight Schrute 7 out of every 10 attacks are from the rear.
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    I wouldn't mind letting her taste my beets. Even at that age.
     
    #775 Dwight Schrute, Jan 10, 2013
  26. Yanks711

    Yanks711 TMB's Hoosier
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    #776 Yanks711, Jan 10, 2013
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  27. BlazingRebel

    BlazingRebel Dog Crew Founder Migraine Connoisseur
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    That is just..
     
    #777 BlazingRebel, Jan 10, 2013
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  28. skattles

    skattles Jane Goodall Among the Silverbacks
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    would do time
     
    #778 skattles, Jan 10, 2013
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  29. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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    Well now we know what it's like to be inside the mind of a child molester
     
    #779 GoodForAnother, Jan 11, 2013
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  30. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    That is one 16 that is worth 15.
     
    #780 Name P. Redacted, Jan 11, 2013
  31. TheoB

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    I do not believe her, but I forgive her for her lies and love her all the same.
     
    #781 TheoB, Jan 11, 2013
  32. Futureman

    Futureman Check you later kemosabe
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    I wish I had never seen that
     
    #782 Futureman, Jan 11, 2013
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  33. Big Meech

    Big Meech I like turtles
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    I would have really struggled to be her 8th grade teacher. I cannot even imagine. Might still be in therapy.
     
    #783 Big Meech, Jan 11, 2013
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  34. Big Meech

    Big Meech I like turtles
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    #784 Big Meech, Jan 11, 2013
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  35. angus

    angus Well-Known Member
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    #785 angus, Jan 11, 2013
  36. HotButteredGrits

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    #786 HotButteredGrits, Jan 11, 2013
  37. angus

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    #787 angus, Jan 11, 2013
  38. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    #788 VaxRule, Jan 11, 2013
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  39. DezBryant

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    #789 DezBryant, Jan 12, 2013
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  40. Fran Tarkenton

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    #790 Fran Tarkenton, Jan 12, 2013
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  41. Yanks711

    Yanks711 TMB's Hoosier
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    Sign me up for that job. I'd be pretty good at it I'd say, some good experience in the field.
     
    #791 Yanks711, Jan 12, 2013
  42. Weedlord420

    Weedlord420 Well-Known Member
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    #792 Weedlord420, Jan 12, 2013
  43. BlazingRebel

    BlazingRebel Dog Crew Founder Migraine Connoisseur
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    #793 BlazingRebel, Jan 12, 2013
  44. RU-Omega Potato

    RU-Omega Potato We play 'til the gun you crotchety old bitch.
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    Fuck all that shit. Above is the best 3:49 in American cinematic history and I'll stand by that til the day I die.

    Excellent post that I wish I had more likes to give to.
     
    #794 RU-Omega Potato, Jan 12, 2013
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  45. Brewtus

    Brewtus Got dat juice
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    Gotta be a sex tape floating around somewhere.
     
    #795 Brewtus, Jan 13, 2013
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  46. Fran Tarkenton

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    Im pretty sure she would be the first to promote it
     
    #796 Fran Tarkenton, Jan 13, 2013
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  47. ground mullet

    ground mullet Well hung ember
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    Best.Job.Ever.
     
    #797 ground mullet, Jan 13, 2013
  48. lastsonofkrypton

    lastsonofkrypton Man of Steel, Kal-el, Clark Kent,
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    time to beat my meat
     
    #798 lastsonofkrypton, Jan 13, 2013
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  49. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Why is that not my life?
     
    #799 Name P. Redacted, Jan 13, 2013
  50. Fudd

    Fudd I bring terror like Stephen King
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    With her current boyfriend it would be 60 minutes of this:

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    #800 Fudd, Jan 13, 2013
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