#CookingForBae or pictures of terrible food

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  1. Redav

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    I'd eat the fuck out of those potatoes.
     
  2. Owsley

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    That entire meal looked good as fuck.
     
  3. Corky Bucek

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    Can't stop laughing at the Taco Bell hot sauce and ketchup packets.
     
  4. Tiffin

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    Love the neatly laid out taco bell hot sauces, presumably to make some spicy ketchup for those taco fries.

    I'd eat all of that, btw.
     
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  5. NP13

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    this guy is awesome
     
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  6. Nole96SC

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    Where are the other 5 Kool aid jammer drinks? I know just one aint doing him with that meal.
     
  7. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Oh he made that to go with the taco seasoned fries for sure and I imagine it was fantastic.
     
  8. HOOSINSC

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    that was the woat feelings in lunch when you finished your drink box too quick and still had food left.
     
  9. pbfp2008

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    Much respect.
     
  10. soulfly

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    So you don't look like a caveman getting the last couple of bites on to your fork.
     
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  11. Dirty Ears Bill

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    Just wanted to stop by and say chicken spaghetti is delicious
     
  12. Jimmy the Saint

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  13. HOOSINSC

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    nothing like slow cooker Mexican pizza
     
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  14. * J Y *

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    Some of these have to be fake :laugh:
     
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  15. Gtr

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    The taco seasoning on the potatoes is an experienced move. His progression is coming along nicely.
     
  16. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Fuck yes.
    I went with an all day breakfast theme for this week... Hope you enjoy fb friends ...js Ok.- 1) honey with sugar added to a cereal of choice (honey bunches of oats flavor cereals are great to use too) 2) strawberry flavored milk.
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  17. Redav

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    :roll: at a picture of a bowl of cereal
     
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  18. Tiffin

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    1. He claims that honey over cereal is delicious, and it is. But then says especially on HBoO, which that is clearly not what is in the bowl. Looks like corn puffs.

    2. Strawberry milk is my jams.
     
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  19. Hoss Bonaventure

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    There's more. He got a close up of the honey and sugar.
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  20. Owsley

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    I think he's saying you get the same effect with Honey Bunches of Oats...he's recreating that with a different cereal.
     
  21. HOOSINSC

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    kinda let down he didn't call it "strawberry flavored milk drink"
     
  22. UncleJesse

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    Here's a picture of Corn Puffs with Sugar.
    Here's a picture of Corn Puffs with Sugar a bit closer.
    Here's a picture of Corn Puffs and with Sugar so close your eyes bleed.
     
  23. Jimmy the Saint

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    Adding sugar to a sugar cereal? Hope he enjoys the beetus.
     
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  24. MoJo

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    Which insulin pump has the highest gpm? That's the one he's going to need.
     
  25. CK D Floppin

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    8 year old me probably tried that breakfast once upon a time, complete with TMNT cup
     
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  26. Hoss Bonaventure

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    I'm fucking dying at him doing breakfast food for every meal this week. I know that he got up, made breakfast and just decided he was going to eat it every day for a week just because fuck it, why not?
     
  27. George Costanza

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    Would love to get the calorie count on that meal
     
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  28. Can I Spliff it

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    hahjahahaha oh god that shouldn't be that funny
     
  29. Can I Spliff it

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    something about food piled up i guess
     
  30. Dirt Dirt McGirt

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    "strawberry pastries?" You mean off-brand Pop-Tarts?
     
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  31. Bo Pelinis

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    Yes.

    Always kills me. I picture this.

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  32. Hoss Bonaventure

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    It cracks me up because the excitement in his descriptions is real and he's about to get down on some food. He's carrying those plates to the table with a huge smile on his face, just giddy as hell.
     
  33. Redav

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    Looks like he's drinking a glass of pepto bismol.
     
  34. Redav

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    Sorry pepto bismol drink
     
  35. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Oh the "Yes" is definitely said like that.
     
  36. Jax Teller

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    I mean if I could do it without dying I'd eat waffle house every day for a week. Not sure I could do every meal for a week without having medical professionals on hand to keep me alive.
     
  37. Owsley

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    I honestly feel like I'm friends with this dude. Fucking love him.
     
  38. Gtr

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    This would be the goat plate of drunk food.
     
  39. dawgonit

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    judging by those off brand pop tarts its more likely peppy bismilk drink
     
  40. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Oh yeah. Those eggs went right onto those sandwiches, I guarantee it.
     
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  41. brolift

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    That guy is a master troll.
     
  42. Nole96SC

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    Wont be too much longer before Dr Pepper drink turns into Dr Pepper cocktail because he's having to mix in insulin with it.
     
  43. Hoss Bonaventure

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    He has no idea what a "troll" on the Internet is. None whatsoever.
     
  44. brolift

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    Fascinating. Can you introduce me to this person?
     
  45. Redav

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    Do you know how insulin is taken?
     
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  46. brolift

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    Comes as a powder, diluted with bacteriostatic dr pepper
     
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  47. Ironmike

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    I mean I would eat about half of that, then fuck it and pass out likely with my Shlong still out of my pants.
     
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  48. Nole96SC

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    :edmond:
     
  49. Nole96SC

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    Guess I should have went with a joke about dialing up a 16 on his Lantus pen for all the Doogie Howsers on here.