#CookingForBae or pictures of terrible food

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Can I Spliff it, Aug 22, 2015.

  1. Fidelio

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    I skipped to the vomit
     
  2. YNWA

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    I literally thought that was a brain on that plate at first glance.
     
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  3. Gregor

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    Looks like vomit.
     
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  4. London Humphreys

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    Oh my god. I mean oh my god.
     
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  5. MORBO!

    MORBO! Hello, Tiny Man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!
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    My (almost) 2 year old girl just walked up to me drinking my morning cup and said "Dada's coffee drink!"

    I died laughing and just gave her a hug. She has no idea why, but she enjoyed it.
     
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  6. thegenerel

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    did she put that on a serving platter?
     
  7. Oracle of Omahawg

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    Am I the only one that would go to town on that Triple Cheese Chili Cornbread Casserole?
     
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  8. Tiffin

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    Used to always take leftover thanksgiving/christmas/new years ham and do 2 things with it: Sandwiches on pumpernickle, and chopped up into some mac and cheese with lots of black pepper.

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    Petit Jean ham, of course.
     
  9. CF3234

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    I didn't know shrimp that small even existed.
     
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  10. devine

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    I mean it is called shrimp dude lol
     
  11. BellottiBold

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    bae shrimp


    :awesomeface:
     
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  12. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    Oh my god

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    Reviews behind the spoiler
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  13. BellottiBold

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  14. Tiffin

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    Why was it spicy?? Kinda concerning.
     
  15. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    because

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  16. Dirty Ears Bill

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    Looks bad Todd
     
  17. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
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  18. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    I'd fucks with that.
     
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  19. Arrec Bardwin

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    Lol at fettuccine wap
     
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  20. HatterasJack

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    Have always heard them referred to as "salad shrimp". Think they are the aborted fetuses of large shrimp.
     
  21. Taques

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    you must be looking for the awesome food topic
     
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  22. Jimmy the Saint

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    I think I got diabetes looking at this.

    Would still fucks with it.
     
  23. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  24. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    dinobites HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG
     
  25. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  26. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
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    as in, never again
     
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  27. BellottiBold

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    god damnit guys
     
  28. Corky Bucek

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    Distinguished chef and entrepreneur Guy Fieri has a S'mores Indoors frozen pizza that is available for purchase at Sam's Club. It is not your average s'mores pizza because it comes with a kick of chili powder and cayenne pepper — the ingredients are listed in Fieri's recipe for the homemade version but for some reason aren't advertised on the packaging.

    :laugh:
     
  29. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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  30. London Humphreys

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    Got some fire sauce packets I see.
     
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  31. Redav

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    The beef and cheese burritos look exactly like the beef and cheese quesadilla. :laugh:
     
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  32. Hoss Bonaventure

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  33. Hootchmane

    Hootchmane Rock, flag, and blood eagle

    He couldn't elaborate on cheeses? White cheese, orange cheese, square cheese, or other cheeses
     
  34. Teflon Queen

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    That looks delicious
     
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  35. Gtr

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    This could be sold at a guy fieri restaurant
     
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  36. Krieger

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    lol wait is what makes them spicy nacho doritos, is that he just puts taco bell fire sauce on them?
     
  37. TheGrifter

    TheGrifter It's a trick. Get an axe.
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  38. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Nah man. Just cheeses.
     
  39. lhprop1

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    After cleansing his soul with Wednesday night church, he'll need to cleanse his colon as well.
     
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  40. RSK

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    You serious?
     
  41. El Tiburon

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    Only if you add ghost pepper sauce.
     
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  42. BellottiBold

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    Listing the bag of chips :laugh:
     
  43. NineteenNine

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    That is kinda how Tex-Mex works.
     
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  44. UncleJesse

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    Three pieces of lettuce and a half bottle of ranch. That's how you lose a foot, kid.
     
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  45. Ironmike

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    I want to get good and drunk and throw down at this guys house. He makes excellent drunk food.
     
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  46. George Costanza

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    Looks like a black mold problem Lol
     
  47. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    I don't get it
     
  48. George Costanza

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    Mold usually has a burning sensation when you breathe it in

    That fucking pizza looks like it has mold on it and not chocolate :idk:
     
  49. OTM

    OTM Apathy chic: you can't be hurt if you don't care.
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    Not nearly enough of them.