Alive or not...

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  1. Ironmike

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    No kids, however, that would have been so fucking awesome if that angry fuck came through the window on a bunch of drunk frat boys or something.
     
  2. chet fire

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    Abe Zapruder here deserves a Pulitzer.

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  3. orangebl00d

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    I too was curious after the first post. Started looking around for the gif source, then came across quite a few videos that were almost identical to the one posted.
     
  4. 1

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    This was in Omaha at our zoo earlier this summer. The glass that separates the gorillas from the people is like 3 separate (really thick) panes I believe. He just cracked the first one. Neither of the other 2 had any damage. :themoreyouknow:
     
  5. PhupaPhever

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  6. bertwing

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    fucking yuck man
     
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  7. Gambler

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    WTF is that?
     
  8. Prospector

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    alive, they are all alive
     
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  9. PhupaPhever

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  10. broken internet

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    Ackchooaly both in that one. Maggots consume dead tissue. That guy is more than likely alive but with some nasty dead stuff in his nose.

    Maggot-bros are helping clean him out.
     
  11. UncleJesse

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    Well, I am not eating supper now.
     
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  12. chet fire

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  13. dukebuckeye

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    Why is A'Shawn Robinson inside a zoo?
     
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  14. Obscure Movie Reference

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    Went home to see the folks
     
  15. Nick Rivers

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  17. Prospector

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    need to know where the idiot landed, not sure if he would have been better off hitting one of the posts
     
  18. broken internet

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  19. chet fire

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  21. Nick Rivers

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  23. Ironmike

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    Bearly alive

    :awesomeface:
     
  24. UncleJesse

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    Love how the guy tries to go for the headlock takedown on a fucking bear. Bold strategy.
     
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  25. bhrangerfan0809

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    Somebody who needs to blow their nose
     
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  26. Ironmike

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    The bears like "if this faggot is still standing here when I look back...I swear to god"
     
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  27. UncleJesse

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  28. Angry Dolphin

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    he dead

    On April 22, 2008, while filming a promotional video at the Predators in Action facility, Miller was killed by a 5-year old grizzly bear named Rocky.[3][4][5][6] Rocky was a bear actor who had been trained to wrestle humans. At that time, he was best known for his appearance as "Dewey the Killer Bear" in the 2008 film Semi-Pro, in which he wrestled Will Ferrell's body double Randy Miller.[4][6][7] Stephan Miller had asked to be filmed wrestling Rocky for an advertisement. Although Stephan Miller had not been involved in training Rocky, Randy Miller agreed to the request because Stephan Miller was an experienced trainer and had also recently been in a photoshoot with Rocky and gotten to know him slightly.

    The plan was to first take some shots of Stephan Miller and Rocky casually standing next to each other and then later begin the staged wrestling match. However, during the initial shots, Rocky stood up in his trained wrestling posture and began the staged attack too early, catching Miller off guard without his arm raised in the proper defensive position. Randy Miller then hit Rocky with a cane, trying to make him let go of Stephan, an action that Randy later said might have unwittingly escalated the bear attack.[2][8] The 7½-foot-tall, 700-pound bear bit Stephan Miller on the neck once, piercing his jugular vein and carotid artery. An autopsy revealed that he died within minutes of the attack.[2][3][9]

    Following Stephan Miller's death, the California Department of Fish and Game initiated a probe into the events of the attack with the intent to eventually decide whether Rocky would be euthanized.[10] People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) and other animal rights groups, who have long protested use of wild animals in films, called for Rocky to be spared and to be allowed to retire to a zoo or another similar facility.[11][12][13]

    It was later revealed on the National Geographic Channel program Grizzly Face to Face: Hollywood Bear Tragedy that the coroner's office and the California Department of Fish and Game ruled Miller's death accidental and did not order that the bear be euthanized. However, Rocky was required to live under restrictions and was no longer able to have contact with persons other than his trainers. He could no longer be exhibited or used for film or TV work. In Grizzly Face to Face, Randy Miller stated that he planned to continue working with Rocky and try to get the restrictions lifted because he believed that Stephan would have wanted that.[2]

    In 2012, the California Fish and Game Commission considered whether to lift the restrictions on Rocky's permit to allow him to again work in the state of California. According to Randy Miller and Rocky's legal team, new safety protocols had been put in place; other animal trainers and experts had supplied testimony that Rocky was not dangerous; a petition drive had shown that many persons from around the world supported his return to work; and the U.S. Department of Agriculture had cleared him to work, with the only remaining restrictions being in California, the location of most available work for Rocky. Following a hearing on October 3, 2012, the Commission decided not to remove Rocky's permit restrictions.[14][15][16]
     
  29. chet fire

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    Whoops.

     
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  30. Chicago Seminole

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    Ha.

    What was that.

    Was that on purpose?
     
  31. chet fire

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    TBF, that was kind of my response at first.
     
  32. DriveByBBQ

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    slow as fuck on the draw with that bear spray....
     
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  33. Truman

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  34. Can I Spliff it

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  35. Ironmike

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    If I don't look at it, it's not there.
     
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  36. Barves2125

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  37. broken internet

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    It's a hundred foot drop. So I need a hundred foot cord, right?

    Right.
     
  38. broken internet

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    Involves eastern Europe and a chainsaw. Starts at 2:32.

     
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  39. orangebl00d

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  40. milquetoast

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    what the...
     
  41. gamecockdoc

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    :edmond:
     
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  42. milquetoast

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    so...not real.

    Okay cool.
     
  43. You and You

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    Would.
     
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  44. Truman

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