#CookingForBae or pictures of terrible food

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  1. M'ark Pepperonio

    M'ark Pepperonio Free mahi mahi! Free mahi mahi!
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    Should have set at 5.99 imo
     
    #1001 M'ark Pepperonio, Nov 27, 2015
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  2. Brandon Chicken

    Brandon Chicken Chow Time
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    ahhhh eeeeee ooooooo
     
    #1002 Brandon Chicken, Nov 27, 2015
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  3. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    By jacking off into the green beans?
     
    #1003 London Humphreys, Nov 27, 2015
  4. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    I don't know that I would eat it, but I would definitely stick my dick in it.
     
    #1004 UncleJesse, Nov 27, 2015
  5. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    #1005 Can I Spliff it, Nov 30, 2015
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  6. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit obviously silly and not productive
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    California drink :roll:
     
    #1006 Daddy Rabbit, Nov 30, 2015
  7. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    #1007 Can I Spliff it, Nov 30, 2015
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  8. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    Pears with mayonnaise? What?
     
    #1008 NineteenNine, Nov 30, 2015
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  9. lhprop1

    lhprop1 Fullsterkur
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    Fermented purple grape drink.
     
    #1009 lhprop1, Nov 30, 2015
  10. Jean-Ralphio

    Jean-Ralphio A real toe-tapper
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    pears with mayo. Welp thats my gag reflex workout for today.
     
    #1010 Jean-Ralphio, Nov 30, 2015
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  11. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    We all know that's not true.
     
    #1011 UncleJesse, Nov 30, 2015
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  12. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    hah, penis
     
    #1012 a.tramp, Nov 30, 2015
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  13. Nole96SC

    Nole96SC Old Member
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    Ive actually seen that shit at some family Thanksgiving and Christmas dinners. Think my aunt brings them. Only difference is she puts a little shredded cheddar cheese on top.
    Ive never had the stomach or balls to try one.
     
    #1013 Nole96SC, Nov 30, 2015
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  14. Jean-Ralphio

    Jean-Ralphio A real toe-tapper
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    Guys I've passed that level of the training a long time ago.
     
    #1014 Jean-Ralphio, Nov 30, 2015
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  15. O-face

    O-face emotional support duck
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    "Merry chrestma s" im guessing because there are noble fir needles in that shit.
     
    #1015 O-face, Nov 30, 2015
  16. BuckeyeRiot

    BuckeyeRiot Team Nicki
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    Do you even rosemary bro?
     
    #1016 BuckeyeRiot, Nov 30, 2015
  17. O-face

    O-face emotional support duck
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    Do you even enjoy giant sprigs of rosemary when you are eating a stew?
     
    #1017 O-face, Nov 30, 2015
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  18. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
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    I've seen this with cottage cheese but never mayo.
     
    #1018 HOOSINSC, Nov 30, 2015
  19. BuckeyeRiot

    BuckeyeRiot Team Nicki
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    I do. I usually dip the sprig of Rosemary in the stew and the slurp the stew off it like Fun-Dip.
     
    #1019 BuckeyeRiot, Nov 30, 2015
  20. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    #1020 Can I Spliff it, Dec 1, 2015
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  21. Joshuam2107

    Joshuam2107 SUH DUDE
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    Not even gonna try to act like I wouldn't fux with a Poptart bacon egg and cheese.
     
    #1021 Joshuam2107, Dec 1, 2015
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  22. 1

    1 A real fan. GBR!
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    Was gonna say the same thing. It's probably delicious.
     
    #1022 1, Dec 1, 2015
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  23. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    More from that girl's album:

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    #1023 wes tegg, Dec 2, 2015
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  24. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    She writes extremely long recipes for each, too.
     
    #1024 wes tegg, Dec 2, 2015
  25. KJROD20

    KJROD20 the ends will justify the means.
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    "Oh. My. Glob." is right. Woof.
     
    #1025 KJROD20, Dec 2, 2015
  26. Keef

    Keef Liked by Pierre Gasly
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    Post em I'd love to see the level of detail
     
    #1026 Keef, Dec 2, 2015
  27. BellottiBold

    BellottiBold o-0
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    That talibanrich comment :roll:
     
    #1027 BellottiBold, Dec 3, 2015
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  28. Nole96SC

    Nole96SC Old Member
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    From the pictures of her food, I bet she can fuck up making those K-Cups.
     
    #1028 Nole96SC, Dec 3, 2015
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  29. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    quoted so it isn't huge
     
    #1029 Can I Spliff it, Dec 4, 2015
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  30. Tiffin

    Tiffin ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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    From reddit:

    "My wife had to work late tonight, so I made a heart-shaped schnitzel for her to come home to. I'm such the chick in this relationship."

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    #1030 Tiffin, Dec 4, 2015
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  31. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    #1031 Can I Spliff it, Dec 6, 2015
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  32. NP13

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    YES
     
    #1032 NP13, Dec 6, 2015
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  33. KJROD20

    KJROD20 the ends will justify the means.
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    Margherita pizza bagels always reel in men.
     
    #1033 KJROD20, Dec 7, 2015
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  34. Joshuam2107

    Joshuam2107 SUH DUDE
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    A critique on the filet o' fish :roll:
     
    #1034 Joshuam2107, Dec 7, 2015
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  35. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    #1035 Can I Spliff it, Dec 9, 2015
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  36. OopsPowSurprise

    OopsPowSurprise Owed one ass kicking from poweshow
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    The basil bagel bites have cracked me the fuck up for like ten minutes
     
    #1036 OopsPowSurprise, Dec 10, 2015
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  37. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    WTF is this madness?
     
    #1037 NineteenNine, Dec 10, 2015
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  38. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
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    #1038 HOOSINSC, Dec 10, 2015
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  39. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    Explosive shits with burnt french bread.
     
    #1039 UncleJesse, Dec 10, 2015
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  40. Joshuam2107

    Joshuam2107 SUH DUDE
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    #1040 Joshuam2107, Dec 10, 2015
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  41. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    #1041 Can I Spliff it, Dec 11, 2015
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  42. animal_mother

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    Probably the tastiest concoction I've seen ITT...
     
    #1042 animal_mother, Dec 11, 2015
  43. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    A little less mayo, but I'd fucks with that. Especially drunk.
     
    #1043 Hoss Bonaventure, Dec 11, 2015
  44. KJROD20

    KJROD20 the ends will justify the means.
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    What did she do to that wonderful piece of meat? Just, how, what, no.
     
    #1044 KJROD20, Dec 11, 2015
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  45. Gregor

    Gregor The League of Morons

    Look like a nicely marbled NY Strip covered in Monterrey Jack cheese, salami and mayo? I'd agree not the worst thing I've seen ITT but chopped steak may be a better meat option there.
     
    #1045 Gregor, Dec 11, 2015
  46. OTM

    OTM Apathy chic: you can't be hurt if you don't care.
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    Why would you disrespect a good steak like that?
     
    #1046 OTM, Dec 11, 2015
  47. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    I ain't do shit, I'd just fucks with it if someone made that. Those all look like legit ingredients.
     
    #1047 Hoss Bonaventure, Dec 11, 2015
  48. broken internet

    broken internet Everything I touch turns to gold.
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    At first I thought it was blue cheese dressing and it was a poor man's attempt at a black-n-bleu topper.

    Mayo is infinitely worse.
     
    #1048 broken internet, Dec 11, 2015
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  49. broken internet

    broken internet Everything I touch turns to gold.
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    Spoilered for size but 4chan's had some good ones. (probably fake but whatever)

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    #1049 broken internet, Dec 11, 2015
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  50. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    The butter coffee thing is a weird diet thing now.
     
    #1050 Hoss Bonaventure, Dec 11, 2015
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