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And you would know about being covered in jizz boss.
It was nice watching you take his load every morning while laying on me but I won’t miss trying to dodge his ejaculate. Best of luck to you...
Why are we moving? Any new furniture?
What are you saying?
Cute. Thick, but cute.
She's cute but has the personality of a futon.
And by most people he is referring to his boss who he blows on a regular basis while sitting on me (very uncomfortable).
Nailed that joke boss! funny stuff lmao
JY farts me on a regular basis, but whatever.
It's true. I was there when his source relayed it to him.
When I was a couch At Tulane School of Medicine I would always eat breakfast at Mothers.
She's cute. What's her story?
Picked up these two accent pillows at Rooms To Go after I got off of work today: [IMG]
Its true. I distinctly remember my boss (The headless corpse of * J Y * ) had just sat on me with a plate of toasted croissants, three scones, a...