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  1. Gunners

    Gunners Nicking a living
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    Cool 4th

    Loved today besides last hour of being a drunkard. I’d fight goose
     
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  2. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Normally, I would be fine with you and Goose fighting, but tonight I would break it up, Todd Bonzales just love each other style.
     
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  3. Gunners

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    Would edit that previously but happy currently
     
  4. Corch

    Corch Cup o coffee in the big time
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    I would break it up too but I would let it go on for about 30 seconds first.
     
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  5. Gunners

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    I was nuts but really dgaf
     
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  6. Goose

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    I’d cheap shot Gunners and pounce
     
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  7. Goose

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    Little sack tap followed by a knee to the solar plexus
     
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  8. SugarShaun

    SugarShaun A man of many hobbies
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    No Friday survey eh?
     
  9. buckwild

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    It was a holiday sir.
     
  10. SugarShaun

    SugarShaun A man of many hobbies
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    Gunners doesn’t get days off
     
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  11. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    1979 All American and two time All Big Ten, guard Ken Fritz restrained Woody Hayes after Hayes punched a Clemson player, got punched himself.

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  12. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Always go for the eyes.
     
  13. buckwild

    buckwild #BucketsGetsBuckets
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    Honorable Mention:

     
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  14. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Dishonorable mention, Rob Murphy. Two time All American in 1997 and 1998, he failed out of school and was dismissed from the team before his senior year.

    Emblematic of the rot that set in at the end of the Cooper years.
     
  15. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Saturday Survey:

    1. Can you make a 40 yard FG? No rush in your face, you just have to make it.

    2. Pretend Zach Smith invited you to his backyard fireworks/cookout yesterday. Tell us the cringiest moment from the evening.

    3. Have you watched a CFL game this Summer, have you ever?

    4. When the team shows up for a game, which player do you have get off the bus first, to look intimidating.

    5. Have you ever owned or worn a necklace made out of Buckeyes?
     
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  16. buckwild

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    1.) No

    2.) Probably some drunken PDA between him and his wife that he thinks is hot...but, I've seen multiple times in public and she is gross

    3.) No. Yes.

    4.) Reese with no shirt

    5.) Yes
     
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  17. Gunners

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    lol. I was pretty good at soccer and not sure I could do much past a college extra point
    I would bring riot and we’d take upper deckers in every bathroom
    Nope
    Arvell
    Nope
     
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  18. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Saturday Survey:

    1. Can you make a 40 yard FG? No rush in your face, you just have to make it.

    I could hit 35 in high school and tried many times to talk my coach into letting me attempt a FG but he never did.

    2. Pretend Zach Smith invited you to his backyard fireworks/cookout yesterday. Tell us the cringiest moment from the evening.

    After his 10th beer, Smith started aggressively flirting with his wife’s 22 year old cousin, but she rejected him. He had 6 more beers and around midnight began inappropriately making out with his wife in front of guests, when Lee Greenwood’s Proud to be American came on.

    3. Have you watched a CFL game this Summer, have you ever?

    Yes, I am an addict.

    4. When the team shows up for a game, which player do you have get off the bus first, to look intimidating.

    I save JJ Smith for the back, because they are expecting him. I send Avrell Reese out, followed by Kayden MacDonald, and MacDonald already is wearing eye black on his face like this:

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    5. Have you ever owned or worn a necklace made out of Buckeyes?

    I have not worn one, but I bought two for my girls at a game when they were young. I still have them.
     
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  19. SugarShaun

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    1) No

    2) buckwild is spot on. Definitely making out at some point, possibly some groping.

    3) No, I don’t believe so but it’s possible at some point I have.

    4) Sonny

    5) No
     
  20. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye I’m OK with your low opinion of me.
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    Just finished watching the Notre Dame game. We won the natty still.
     
  21. Corch

    Corch Cup o coffee in the big time
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    We're trying to rough gunny up not blind him herb Jesus
     
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  22. CB

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    1) hell no
    2) jokes about DV
    3) not this summer. But I have in the past
    4) Arvell
    5) I received one in my welcome package from Fisher when accepted into my masters program. Never worn it though. Side note, still have the single buckeye they gave me at undergrad orientation a decade ago
     
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  23. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Don’t start a fight, and be prepared to finish one.
     
  24. Cobbslobber

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    1. Yes, but would be dreading the next morning with whatever hip/back/ankle/knee pain pops up.
    2. Zach tongue kissing his Trevor Lawrence looking wife in a sleeveless Morgon Wallace t shirt in a shell of a menace 2 sports school bus. I think Lee Greenwood was playing in the background and Chris was taking a little too long sucking down a glizzie.
    3. No, yes.
    4. Our new LT that slapped around Rice teammates in the locker room and made that one dude cry.
    5.Yes, but never worn.
     
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  25. buckwild

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    Answer #4 is a good choice
     
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  26. GGCD

    GGCD The most wasted of days is one without CUM
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    Anyone know where I can get some cheap jerseys for my kid? Some Chinese website or something? I feel like Gunners is my guy here.
     
  27. Gunners

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  28. SugarShaun

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    In the past, but no idea now
     
  29. DJ Bosa

    DJ Bosa Put the coke on my dick
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    1. No

    2. tells me about his wife’s abnormally large “clit” and how she pegs him with it.

    3. Wouldn’t even know where to watch it

    4. McDonald with Reese following.

    5. yes
     
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  30. HotMic

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    Went to a 4th party at our friend’s place this evening. They’re all in their 30’s and in great shape. We played slip & slide kickball with all the kids and I’m 90% sure my old ass pulled a muscle in my leg sliding.
     
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  31. HotMic

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    1. I played soccer, but fat chance

    2. Zach’s stories about his time coaching

    3. Not this year, but I have in the past

    4. Easily Arvell

    5. No sir
     
  32. Gunners

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    Cobbslobber had best answers but highly skeptical he could hit a 40 yard FG

    herb could hit like 18 max
     
  33. Charles DeMar

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  34. Goose

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    1. Can I? Yes but it may take a try or two.
    2. Some sort of weird vaccine skepticism
    3. No but have in the past
    4. The kid from rice
    5. No
     
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  35. Summa

    Summa GOAT lurker, liking your posts from 3 days ago
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    I’ve bought 5-6 the past 2 years on the DHgate app and the quality has been great. Expect it to take a month or so to arrive. Also, kids sizes can be hard to find, have to search for a while.
     
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  36. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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  37. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    We’re going for two if I’m your kicker.
     
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  38. Gunners

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    You absolutely cannot make a 40 yard field goal
     
  39. Goose

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    I was doubted by my friends on this exact subject during covid and banged one on my 5th try. I was given 10 attempts.
     
  40. Goose

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    That was also 5 years ago so maybe I can’t now, but I was able to 5 years ago. Honestly probably the last time I’ve kicked a football.
     
  41. buckwild

    buckwild #BucketsGetsBuckets
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  42. CB

    CB I'm the laziest person you will ever meet
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    The wife surprised me by hanging my diplomas over my video game tv. She's a good one
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    The tv is pulled out and turned, so it's all an optical illusion lol
     
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  43. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    She is subtly telling you to give up this Florida State thing and embrace us.
     
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  44. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    It ain’t here.
     
  45. buckwild

    buckwild #BucketsGetsBuckets
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    Damn right it ain't. Don't need that Herb stank
     
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  46. scratchfoot

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    he’s missing half his ring finger
     
  47. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    That’s why buckwild is against him.
     
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  48. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    I have been thinking a lot about this today, and I could hit from 25.
     
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  49. buckwild

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  50. The Hit King

    The Hit King No, I said buttplug. She's heinous.
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