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  1. HotMic

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    I can’t remember who was talking about pumpkin beers the other day, but just ordered one of these and it’s pretty damn tasty:

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  2. dukebuckeye

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    Pumpkin anything is as gross as watching those videos of our inept defense.
     
  3. Majic44

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    We do "Beer Tasting Competition" for the different seasons and this won when we did the fall beer one.

    Basis of the competition is this; everyone brings a different seasonal beer (we have done one for both fall beers and xmas ales) and we do a blind taste test. We give everyone little cups and cover up all the beers. We separate all the beers into 3 beer groups and have everyone taste test and vote on their favorite of the 3, that one moves on to the final.

    It always a blast, people get into it and start debating, the added benefit that everyone gets pretty drunk by the end as you drinking alot.

    We then always shame the last place beer, and thus the person that brought it.
     
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  4. b7

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    We did this for Bourbon last year following the Preakness in September. Was a great time and absolute shit show for drunkenness
     
  5. Majic44

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    Woah boy, I cannot imagine doing anything like this with hard liquor lol
     
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  6. buckwild

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    That's a good one. Elysian actually came out with four different pumpkin beers this year....that one, an imperial, a stout and I think a coffee? Anyways, I bought a 12 pack variety pack of all four on Friday. Just had the imperial and the night owl so far...liked the night owl better.
     
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  7. The Night King

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    I have an update on my laptop.

    I thought someone stole it from my truck. I must have put in the bed of my truck on Friday when I was getting my luggage out from the back door. It has been sitting there since Friday afternoon. :laugh::facepalm: I can't imagine the shit I'll do when i get to herb.burdette's age.
     
  8. Charles DeMar

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    ICYMI

     
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  9. Charles DeMar

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    Like it sat in the back all weekend? And no sun (or other) damage?!?
     
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  10. buckwild

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    Shut it SugarShaun Jr.
     
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  11. The Night King

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    It was in the dfw parking garage in a laptop bag
     
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  12. BuckeyeRiot

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    Fantastic
     
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  13. yaywaffles

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    this was objectively funny in the moment, but now it's just next level. comedy elevated to an art form

    quoting pelican's post
     
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  14. Doyle McPoyle

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    I hope someone ties Ryan Day to a chair with his eyelids taped open and forces him to read every tweet saying how dumb our coaches on D are.
     
  15. herb.burdette

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    We deserve it.
     
  16. herb.burdette

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  17. herb.burdette

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    Let’s beat a dead horse some more. There once was a time in January 2021 when a $1.1 million a year defensive assistant retired.

    Instead of hiring a defensive coach to help improve the statistically worst defense in Ohio State history, we hired offensive quality control Parker Fleming to coach special teams.

    How is that working out, our national rankings:

    30. KO returns (respectable)

    43. Net punting (meh)

    56. KO Return Defense (mediocre)

    99. Punt Return Defense (Terrible)

    127. Punt Returns (We actually average negative yards)

    We don’t have enough FG attempts to qualify, because we have only attempted one. We also just lost a game by 7 points despite attempting no FGs on drives that stalled without points on the 8, 30, 31, and 35.
     
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  18. Gunners

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    Mirco was great vs Oregon, thought Egbuka could have popped 1 if he was a bit more decisive

    Next few weeks a great time to get depth receivers and DL involved and Kourt.
     
  19. buckwild

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    Last paragraph doesnt make much sense to me....it's not a slam on our kicker....I'd rather go for it 4/4 times with what we got on offense than kick a FG with a college kicker from those distances (fuck kicking from the 8).
     
  20. herb.burdette

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    All but the first drive we’re good decisions not to kick a FG, but that just hammers home how insignificant FG kicking has become.
     
  21. buckwild

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    Pickerington Central kid....

     
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  22. b7

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    Probably wouldn’t play enough snaps here to qualify for ratings here
     
  23. buckwild

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    Right...so we agree it didn't have an effect on losing by 7.
     
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  24. herb.burdette

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    Okay, I think I have it mostly out of my system now. Things I want to see against Tulsa:

    -JSN, Fleming, and Gee Scott getting some reps and Olave/Wilson resting with the game under control

    -Miyan and Henderson seeing all meaningful carries again

    -Less than 350 yards of Tulsa offense

    -End the rotations in the back seven
     
  25. herb.burdette

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    Don’t stop me when I’m on a roll.
     
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  26. Gunners

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    Did any Ohio State rookie play big snaps besides Myers?
     
  27. BuckeyeRiot

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    Just that bum Rowengartner.
     
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  28. herb.burdette

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    If my daughter chooses Ohio State as her college, it will probably be because she thought the rain delay against Tulsa in 2016 was so awesome. We sang Purple Rain with a bunch of students and got soaked.

    They cleared everyone out of the stands for lightning. The B Deck concourse was so crowded, when lightning stopped we went back out in the rain in our ponchos.

    Students were going nuts in the rain and then the stadium PA started playing Purple Rain.

    She still talks about it.
     
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  29. HotMic

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    My manager: “I wonder what the CDC guidelines are for our mechanic to come back to work after testing positive?”

    Me: “here’s the CDC webpage with the updated regulations”

    My manager: “I don’t care. Not my problem.”

    Me:
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  30. herb.burdette

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    I have case case right now that arose from a construction project in Chicago where a project manager knew an employee tested positive and did not send him home. One of the project owner’s employees (ie not one of the contractors employees so it’s outside workers comp) caught Covid and died.

    The widow is now suing the contractor for several million dollars and the contractor’s only real defense is that the dead guy didn’t really have much contact with the positive employee, so how do they know he caught it from him.

    Fortunately I’m not defending that contractor.
     
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  31. BuckeyeRiot

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  32. ButchCassidy

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    Hope that PM loses it all.
     
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  33. herb.burdette

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    The State of Illinois has pretty clear rules on Covid and sending employees home. They’re only real hope is that their insurer will cover it, which if they knew and did it anyway, they won’t.
     
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  34. herb.burdette

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    Oregon broke two Ohio State streaks.

    Ohio State had a 22 game regular season winning streak, dating back to 2018 Purdue.

    Ohio State had a 23 game home winning streak, dating back to 2017 Oklahoma.

    Our number 9 ranking this week is the lowest since we fell to 11 after Purdue 2018. Since 2014, Ohio State has never fallen below 11 and we have spent only three weeks total outside the top 10.
     
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  35. BuckeyeRiot

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    Neat neat.
     
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  36. herb.burdette

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    Oregon was the first time in Ohio State history that we have had three 100 yard WRs in the same game.

    Stroud’s 484 passing against Oregon is the most in a game by an FBS QB this season.

    Tulsa has not thrown a TD pass yet this season.
     
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  37. herb.burdette

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    You’re welcome. You’re welcome.
     
  38. dukebuckeye

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    Stats don’t matter.
    Nothing matters anymore.
     
  39. b7

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    Can we interest Tulsa in predictable pass D to help fix their offense?
     
  40. herb.burdette

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    I’m here for you, when it matters again.
     
  41. BuckeyeRiot

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  42. herb.burdette

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    There is a big gap in the Big Ten among top contenders and passing offense.

    There are 7 Big Ten teams ranked 102 or lower nationally in pass offense: Wisconsin 102, NW 103, Minny 108, Indiana 110, Rutgers 115, Michigan 119, and Iowa 122.

    MSU 51 and Penn State 53 have been mediocre.

    Both Purdue and Maryland are top 15 overall though.
     
  43. buckwild

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  44. ButchCassidy

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    Dump off to a RB, whiff by White Knight and Shaw upcoming, 60+ yard TD pass & run. Great.
     
  45. buckwild

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  47. bro

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    I know they are amateurs but this lack of detail or information on these players is odd
     
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  48. bro

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    Ouch
     
  49. HotMic

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