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  1. Corch

    Corch I wanna talk to Sampson
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    God damn put that BIG FARM ENERGY right into my veins
     
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  2. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    My middle daughter just rear-ended another car in her high school parking lot. That puts me up to four auto claims in the last 18 months.

    Everyone except Herb Jr., who is 12, has a claim.

    This should be a fun insurance renewal.
     
  3. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Check that, three claims, I forgot that Valvoline paid to have the engine replaced on our 2018 Accord and we didn’t make an insurance claim.

    That was almost $10,000 because they let the oil drain from the drain after an oil change and my daughter drove it about 20 miles before I figured that out.
     
  4. mal630

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    I don't think my GF will ever trade in a car in her life. It will always be totaled.
     
  5. HotMic

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    Have to think we’ll take a look
     
    #12955 HotMic, Jan 20, 2022
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  6. Spontaneous Cumbustion

    Spontaneous Cumbustion Well-Known Member
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    Hopefully coach grandpa can convince Day that we're allowed to hurt our players feelings with added competition.
     
  7. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye P.G.I.T
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    Done deal, fellas.

     
  8. HotMic

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    Speaking of coach grandpa, I like this new LB’er offer



    Big fan of them casting a wider net at LB’er too. Washington was always way too particular, and he rarely got any of the few OOS guys he targeted.
     
    #12958 HotMic, Jan 20, 2022
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  9. Charles DeMar

    Charles DeMar Smug Outlaw
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    Grad transfer, definitely seems like worth a look

     
  10. scratchfoot

    scratchfoot For Get a Bio
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  11. BuckeyeRiot

    BuckeyeRiot Team Nicki
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    I was diving around on lunch two weeks ago and was sitting at a light in the straight lane with two turn lanes on either side of me. The car in the right hand turn lane decided they didn’t want to turn and just cranked the wheel to the left and gassed it right into my front fender. We both pulled off to the side and some freshly licensed 16 year old girl in her letterwoman’s jacket gets out of the car. She’d had her license a week. All I had were a few cosmetic scratches. I told her to scram before someone called the cops, the relief in her face was palpable.
     
  12. The Donkey Show

    The Donkey Show Kourt Williams Fan Club
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    I murdered a deer with my company car this fall
     
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  13. buckwild

    buckwild #BucketsGetsBuckets
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    When yankeye and I were coming back from "Holy Buckeye" in West Lafayette, we got rear-ended in stop and go traffic. We were in a Jeep Cherokee...those old Jeep Cherokees were built like tanks. We get out of the car and it was a 16 year old girl driving her parents minivan...think she was on her way to work at McDonalds or something. There was a little damage to the bumper of the jeep, but I think she may have totaled the front end of the minivan. I remember we were happy as shit just tossing around the football on the side of the road while the cops did their thing and she was having a full meltdown on the curb like someone had died.
     
  14. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Fortunately, no one called the cops on this one so she isn’t going to get cited or lose her license since she’s under 18. Insurance looks like they’ll handle it and then stick me with an increase in premium in May.
     
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  15. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    Think the next bball game is off.
     
  16. Charles DeMar

    Charles DeMar Smug Outlaw
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  17. ButchCassidy

    ButchCassidy Well-Known Member
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  18. buckwild

    buckwild #BucketsGetsBuckets
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    Guess it's good for their conditioning that they did get the IUPUI massacre in
     
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  19. yankeye

    yankeye Well-Known Member

    Ha, I remember that. We were re-enacting Jenkins TD catch and Purdue fans sitting in traffic were furious and yelling at us. Good times.

     
  20. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Krenzel to Jenkins on 4th and 1 for the bomb TD is my favorite call in OSU history. Total balls move by Tressel.
     
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  21. SugarShaun

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    That wasn’t the first read though
     
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  22. SugarShaun

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    Clarett wheel route was the 1st read and was the better play call
     
  23. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
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    we calling it the 4th and 1 bomb? Pshh. It is called Holy Buckeye. Get it together you jabronis
     
  24. SugarShaun

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    Just Herb making shit up
     
  25. buckwild

    buckwild #BucketsGetsBuckets
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    You'd think herb.burdette would know that
     
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  26. SugarShaun

    SugarShaun A man of many hobbies
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    All these accidents are scrambling his brain.

    Soon he’ll be claiming Devin Smith threw the TD to Mike Thomas
     
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  27. Charles DeMar

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    Clarett was on the sideline fam, your boy Lydell was in there
     
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  28. Charles DeMar

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    "They're going for the ballgame!" -Great call by Musberger leading up to Holy Buckeye

    And will always remember where i was for that one, the now closed BM3 a few blocks from campus, Houston's first buffalo wild wings. At least i think that's where i was, ha; it was a while ago and I'm getting old ;)
     
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  29. buckwild

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    Fucking Shaun making shit up too.
     
  30. buckwild

    buckwild #BucketsGetsBuckets
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    What was I thinking on that play? Well, one thing I had always believed was that, when the going gets the toughest, that you always call something that we know how to do. If it was a run, it was probably going to be an off-tackle, and if it was a pass, it was probably going to be a Y-shallow. And that, our guys had practiced that play a million times, and...did I dream that it would get to like the fifth - you know - thing that he had to look at? No. I thought that maybe Ben [Hartsock] would be open; I was wrong. I thought the backs might get open for a checkdown; I was wrong. Chris Gamble ran the wrong route...he was even...Craig [Krenzel] was looking over for him - Chris was like over on the Purdue bench. And so, Craig had one choice. I'm sure he was telling you what I was thinking, you know I'm sure he was thinking four-letter words about 'I can't believe they called this play that was going to be so covered'. But he had one last thing he had to look at, and as you guys all know, that the number one attribute of a good quarterback is that they make great decisions. And no one made decisions better in my 38 years of coaching quarterbacks than Craig Krenzel, and he made the right decision and threw it up there. What I was thinking was, 'I hope he didn't overthrow it'.[2]

    — Jim Tressel, ten years later, when asked about the play
     
  31. SugarShaun

    SugarShaun A man of many hobbies
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    You misunderstand me.
    I’m saying the Clarett wheel route against Michigan that year was a better play call because he was the first read
     
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  32. SugarShaun

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    I wasn’t clear in what I was saying. Too frazzled by Herb
     
  33. Charles DeMar

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    I liked that play quite a bit, would’ve been even better if he stayed in bounds and get even more out of it
     
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  34. HotMic

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    Offered today. Want.

     
  35. Charles DeMar

    Charles DeMar Smug Outlaw
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    Big fan of the hometown of course, but want even more due to that name fam :texassmug:
     
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  36. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Don’t let the greatest play call in history divide us.
     
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  37. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    I’ll drop an NIL bag off next week when I’m down there
     
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  38. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Second loudest play that day.
     
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  39. JC

    JC I yell sometimes when I watch sports
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    Some high quality Thursday late night hoops…Duane Washington playing against the Warriors, San Fran/Gonzaga, UCLA/Utah, and Arizona in action.
     
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  40. JC

    JC I yell sometimes when I watch sports
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    Gunners gal Jenny Dell live from Spokane as well…:lovelove:
     
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  41. JC

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    This team….oh my…just missing a little Daequan Cook
     
  42. Corch

    Corch I wanna talk to Sampson
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    Ron Lewis was our King
     
  43. SugarShaun

    SugarShaun A man of many hobbies
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    2 Buckeye legends. And 2 1st round picks with them
     
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  44. HotMic

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    Friday Survey:

    1. What’s your go-to chain for a cold sub?

    2. What’s your go-to chain for a hot sub?

    3. How much snow (if any) did you get from the winter storm this week?

    4. What have you been listening to lately?

    5. Which one of this weekend’s NFL playoff games will be the most entertaining?
     
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  45. val venis

    val venis hello tyrannosaurus, meet tyrannicide
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    1. Jimmy John’s
    2. Penn Station
    3. Maybe an inch and a half
    4. Pusha T, Kid Cudi, The Strokes, JID
    5. Bengals/Titans
     
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  46. ButchCassidy

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    Jersey Mikes
    Don't really get hot subs, guess it would be a local pizza place
    1-2 inches
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    Bills/Chiefs
     
  47. buckwild

    buckwild #BucketsGetsBuckets
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    1.) Jimmy John's
    2.) Potbelly
    3.) Looked like 2-3 inches
    4.) Whatever is on Sirius
    5.) Bengals / Titans
     
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  48. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Friday Survey:

    1. What’s your go-to chain for a cold sub?
    None, if I eat a cold sandwich then I’m at work and I go to the deli in our building.

    2. What’s your go-to chain for a hot sub?
    Same answer

    3. How much snow (if any) did you get from the winter storm this week?
    2 inches, maybe 3

    4. What have you been listening to lately?
    Billy Strings



    5. Which one of this weekend’s NFL playoff games will be the most entertaining?
    Cincinnati/Tennessee
     
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  49. phunkybuck

    phunkybuck Your pennies have been in my ass
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    1. Jersey Mikes
    2. Wario’s
    3. Just enough to cover the grass. Was disappointing bc I love snow
    4. Just turned on Bat Out of Hell when I saw the Meatloaf news :tebow:
    5. Packers/9ers
     
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  50. HotMic

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    1. Jersey Mike’s. #13 Mike’s Way

    2. Penn Station

    3. 12.5”

    4. Been on a The 1975 kick the last few days

    5. Bills-Chiefs
     
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