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Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by BuckeyeRiot, Aug 27, 2021.

  1. Jake Scott

    Jake Scott Well-Known Member
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    Holy shit, RIP grifter you were a good man maybe.
     
  2. Cobbslobber

    Cobbslobber Well-Known Member

    Anybody ever been to Traverse City? Is it worth a trip?
     
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  3. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Make sure you gas up at the Ohio border before you cross so that none of your tax dollars go to Michigan.
     
  4. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye I’m OK with your low opinion of me.
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    TheGrifter
     
  5. pharaz

    pharaz Well-Known Member
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    like whore here
     
  6. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    BuckeyeRiot also had a tree fall on his car while he was in it, under mysterious circumstances.

    We think someone or some group from Michigan TMB is trying to take us out, one by one.

    We’re pretty sure they have Farva trapped in a dungeon somewhere in the UP.
     
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  7. Jake Scott

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    I really see no other logical explanation other than Michigan TMB wants you all dead.
     
    #57 Jake Scott, Aug 27, 2021
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  8. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 Custer didn’t see them either
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  9. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    It’s kind of like the plot from The Incredibles, except the only super power we all share is our amazing personalities.
     
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  10. BuckeyeRiot

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    1. Which is your preference: traditional cake, cookie cake, or ice cream cake?
    • Ice cream cake
    2. Predict the final score vs Minnesota.
    • 73-17
    3. What video game do you think you’ve spent the most time playing? (past or present)
    • OG Super Mario
    4. Nebraska (-7) vs Illinois. If you had to bet the game, what’s your play?
    5. Which best describes your skill level as a do-it-yourselfer?

    a. I could build a house by myself
    b. I can do some major renovations, but not all
    c. I can do minor renovations and repairs
    d. I call someone to come do it
    • A, only thing I don’t want to do is electrical but I can.
     
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  11. DJ Bosa

    DJ Bosa Put the coke on my dick
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    We went for phunkybuck bachelor party. Awesome city with tons to do if you like food and drinking.
    We went to the titty bar one night and they won’t let you buy booze or bring booze in but you can leave/drink your booze on this picnic table right outside by a cornfield. The bouncer said one of us should stay outside with the booze because meth heads hide in the fields and they will come out and steal your beer. This lead to me and one of the other members of phunkys bachelor party to get absolutely hammered and hunt meth heads in a corn field. Looking back, not the best idea I’ve ever had.
     
    #61 DJ Bosa, Aug 27, 2021
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  12. BuckeyeRiot

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    And our massively girthy wieners.
     
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  13. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    You can build the house, but it will take you 27 months to move into it.
     
  14. BuckeyeRiot

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    Did you catch one?
     
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  15. BuckeyeRiot

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    *21
     
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  16. DJ Bosa

    DJ Bosa Put the coke on my dick
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    We did not.
     
  17. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 Custer didn’t see them either
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  18. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Meth Heads hiding in a cornfield behind a strip club waiting to steal your alcohol:

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  19. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye I’m OK with your low opinion of me.
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  20. DJ Bosa

    DJ Bosa Put the coke on my dick
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    This just rolls off Tim Allens tongue.
     
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  21. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 Custer didn’t see them either
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    I heard there were free likes in here, I'm a big fan of Zeke and have now gone through 89 of the 132 pages of The Coli smiles find the finest Brutus smilies
     
  22. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 Well-Known Member
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  23. BuckeyeRiot

    BuckeyeRiot Team Nicki
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    It’s the yin to our yang.
     
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  24. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 Well-Known Member
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    Yall posting Zeke 8 billions times is only reason I had it added lol
     
  25. BuckeyeRiot

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    I’m aware.
     
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  26. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 Custer didn’t see them either
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  27. JC

    JC I yell sometimes when I watch sports
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    I’m officially off until September 7th

    :blessed:
     
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  28. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 Custer didn’t see them either
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    Brutus randomly disappeared after pages 89 so I give you
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  29. BuckeyeRiot

    BuckeyeRiot Team Nicki
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  30. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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  31. BuckeyeRiot

    BuckeyeRiot Team Nicki
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  32. JC

    JC I yell sometimes when I watch sports
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  33. phunkybuck

    phunkybuck Your pennies have been in my ass
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    My god I've forgotten what a masterpiece this is
     
  34. The Hit King

    The Hit King No, I said buttplug. She's heinous.
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    Hello you beautiful bastards

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  35. DJ Bosa

    DJ Bosa Put the coke on my dick
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    I wish I could give this infinity likes.
     
  36. buckwild

    buckwild #BucketsGetsBuckets
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    Have had several drinks....going to Shorts Brewery for dinner...party bus from 730-130 tonight in Traverse City... Gunners would be taken aback by what my BAC will be tonight
     
  37. Jake Scott

    Jake Scott Well-Known Member
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    This never gets old.
     
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  38. DJ Bosa

    DJ Bosa Put the coke on my dick
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    Yeah well I’m heading to BW3’s for like the first time in I don’t know how many years for my work fantasy draft. I feel like such white trash right now.
     
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  39. BuckeyeRiot

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    Enjoy the ambiance!
     
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  40. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 Custer didn’t see them either
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    First time I saw it was on a highly monitored and recorded work computer……I’m lucky the only tmb that made it in one of my call reviews was how long is ok to take a dump at work
     
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  41. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    First substantive post in the new thread?
     
  42. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    I’m currently on a lightning delay, waiting for Loveland to host Princeton. Full Cincinnati HS update later BuckeyeRiot
     
  43. DayDominated

    DayDominated Down to clown at Truffoni's
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    Got tickets for OSU/Oregon

    Excited

    What a time to be alive!
     
  44. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    Where are you sitting? I’ve been monitoring tickets the past few weeks
     
  45. The Hit King

    The Hit King No, I said buttplug. She's heinous.
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    Hey Goose got some pretty cheap 7A row 30. $200 a piece.
     
  46. Charles DeMar

    Charles DeMar Smug Outlaw
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