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  1. Brewtus

    Brewtus Got dat juice
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  2. Gunners

    Gunners Nicking a living
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    So, you vomit then jerk off to that weird shit. Quite the morning you've got going.
     
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  3. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    The best way to get over a hangover is to release in all 4 factions:

    -Pissing
    -Shitting
    -Puking
    -Cuming
     
  4. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Thanks for reminding me. It’s open bar, right? I’ll see you around 8:00.
     
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  5. Goose

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    3 of my friends showed up to the rehearsal dinner last night.

    It's funny how much more the girls drink than the groomsmen. These guys are fucking pussies
     
  6. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    My sister had her reception as a garden party outside at my parents’ house. It was nice, string quartet playing music, ice sculptures of swans, steak and lobster dinner.

    My wife’s mother is one of 13 kids, as Italian stereotype as it gets. We had over 300 at ours. It was a complete free for all, open bar, kids everywhere. Our four year old ring bearer tore a hole in the knee of his tuxedo running and sliding across the dance floor.
     
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  7. mal630

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    Wedding pictures are the best. The groomsmen are always hungover and just wanting to fucking die.
     
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  8. Goose

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    I'm probably the only one hungover. See below:

     
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  9. mal630

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    What is their excuse for not drinking? My friends wouldn't have a choice in the matter.
     
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  10. Goose

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    A few of them probably drank at the house a little after. They didn't want to hit the bars.
    2 of them left as soon as they could.

    Suburban kids are weak. My friends and I led the charge with the drunken family members
     
  11. osuteke2

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    I've come to the realization that some deer just don't give a fuck. I was walking on a golf course one day and I look up and there's a deer like five feet from just staring at me - like what the fuck are you doing here?
     
  12. The Hit King

    The Hit King No, I said buttplug. She's heinous.
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  13. HotMic

    HotMic Mr So-and-So
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  14. Gunners

    Gunners Nicking a living
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    Your sister is gonna be plowed tonight by that pussy
     
  15. Charles DeMar

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  16. JC

    JC I yell sometimes when I watch sports
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    Shitfaced at the lake....

    Just getting to halftime of the Bama/Ohio State game....last two DVD’s I’ll ever buy....Sugar Bowl and NC game.
     
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  17. yaywaffles

    yaywaffles suck my flaps you piece of shit
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    good to see that zach is enjoying his saturday night
     
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  18. Charles DeMar

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    Nice, please have a drink for me sir.

    We’re supposed to be at an Avett Brothers concert at a venue next to the Guadalupe River (between Austin and San Antonio) with 3 other couples right now, but due to flash flood warnings in Houston and San Antonio from Thursday night through tonight—and all Houston public schools being closed on Friday due to storms—my wife made the executive decision that we shouldn’t go. That said, it has rained some this weekend but no flooding. And worst part is that we couldn’t get a refund for our tickets (~$120 after all the fees).

    :feelsbadman:

    My best friends ended up driving up yesterday and weather there has been fine, it’s actually mid 60s at the show right now which is like a record low for May. Been kinda pissed about it all weekend, so pretty glad now that I did all my Mother’s Day shopping last weekend ;) But also happy a least that everyone is safe and nobody we know suffered any bad flood damage
     
  19. SugarShaun

    SugarShaun Was once confused for BuckeyeRiot
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    :roll:
     
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  20. Charles DeMar

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  21. buckwild

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  22. Charles DeMar

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    Former buckeye

     
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  23. buckwild

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  24. HotMic

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    Stud. He’s one of the top performers at every single event he attends.

     
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  25. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
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    He is 6'8. If he grows another inch or two and can shoot, I am in love.
     
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  26. Goose

    Goose Hi
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  27. buckwild

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  28. buckwild

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    Pretty wild picture...

     
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  29. buckwild

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    Pelican ...is it pretty safe to assume that Luke Lachey will end up getting an OSU offer this summer?
     
  30. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    I think so unless they like that Royer kid better. Could offer both though.
     
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  31. ButchCassidy

    ButchCassidy Still Champs of 2015
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    Anybody been to the Columbus Fish Market recently? Fiancé has a bday coming up and I’d like to take her to a nice fish dinner. Manager just went this weekend and said it was awful. Food was good, but everything else sucked.
     
  32. mal630

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    Looks like Michigan just lost their basketball coach to the Cavs
     
  33. Goose

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    Good call
     
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  34. Bill the Butcher

    Bill the Butcher Roscoe's favorite poster
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    Its not good.
     
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  35. phunkybuck

    phunkybuck Your pennies have been in my ass
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    Been a few years but never had a bad experience there. Feel like it's the same quality as Ocean Prime but without the $40+ entrees.
     
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  36. Bill the Butcher

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    Meant to elaborate more, went during Lent about two months ago and the food wasnt good. Service was good, but the food- crabcakes were terrible.
     
  37. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    The county board of health shut down the Mitchell’s Fish Market on Newport Levee on the Ohio River across from Cincinnati.
     
  38. Goose

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    Newport is such a dump
     
  39. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    The Banks and OTR developments killed it. If not for the acquarium, no one would go to the Levee.
     
  40. BuckeyeRiot

    BuckeyeRiot Team Nicki
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    The Banks explain yourself!
     
  41. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Also googled to find out Cameron Mitchell sold the Mitchell Fish Market chain of 22 restaurants for $92 million in 2008 to Ruth’s Chris. In 2014, Ruth’s Chris sold it to Landry’s for $10 million.

    Ouch. They’re now down to 14 restaurants.
     
  42. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    He runs a popular resedential and retail development between the Reds and Bengals stadiums that bears his name.
     
  43. Goose

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    I remember when they were begging for the soccer stadium
     
  44. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    10-15 years ago, you could have bought the entire city block almost anywhere in OTR for what a condo costs there now.
     
  45. buckwild

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  46. Corch

    Corch Cowboy hat from Gucci
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    Fuck this
     
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