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  1. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    I’m at a Denny’s in Fremont. This is what is happening:

    A guy is sitting by himself. He’s 35 years old now and has told multiple people as much. He spent five minutes stirring his water with his finger. Before that he got up and walked around the restaurant (it’s very small) in circles for approximately three minutes. He is now going up to random tables and asking people what their favorite state is. He says he loves Montana but would love to eventually move to Scandinavia.
     
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  2. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    Stop narrating your own ongoings lol
     
  3. Goose

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    Ask him what his favorite color is
     
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  4. Gunners

    Gunners Nicking a living
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    Thankfully, I've never been to that low point.
     
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  5. Gunners

    Gunners Nicking a living
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    Fucking hell, back to work tomorrow and my sleep schedule is fucked. Should not have slept till close to noon today.
     
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  6. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    My niece, her friend and I are all extremely uncomfortable. There are also two tables who are doing the whole “complain to get free food” thing.

    I’ve never had Denny’s before but the French toast is good. We had limited options and didn’t want McDonald’s.
     
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  7. dukebuckeye

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    The first mistake you made was stopping in Fremont. That’s a hot bed for white trash and heroin.
     
  8. Goose

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    This could be said about all of Ohio outside of select neighborhoods in Cincinnati, Columbus, and Cleveland
     
  9. HotMic

    HotMic Mr So-and-So
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  10. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    . . . and Steubenville.
     
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  11. buckwild

    buckwild #BucketsGetsBuckets
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  12. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    This is Ohio we don’t do earthquakes
     
  13. dukebuckeye

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    Yes, I’m alive and felt nothing.
     
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  14. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    Unfortunately, I did not survive.
     
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  15. buckwild

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    FUCK
     
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  16. buckwild

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  17. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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  18. HotMic

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    Wow, RIP dude.
     
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  19. JC

    JC I yell sometimes when I watch sports
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    Thoughts and prayers to all the female butts across the United States and abroad
     
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  20. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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  21. GGCD

    GGCD The most wasted of days is one without CUM
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    The year is 2058.

    A 66-year old Jamel Turner dies of natural causes.

    Dave Biddle, now in his late 80's, sets down the obits and lets out a sly smile.

    He closes his eyes and drifts away into the great nothing, his life purpose served.
     
    #22571 GGCD, Jun 10, 2019
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  22. HotMic

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    WANT

    [​IMG]
     
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  23. Charles DeMar

    Charles DeMar Well-Known Member
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    Former buckeye



    Edit for 11W link friends

     
    #22573 Charles DeMar, Jun 10, 2019
    Last edited: Jun 10, 2019
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  24. HotMic

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  25. GGCD

    GGCD The most wasted of days is one without CUM
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  26. dukebuckeye

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    Sometimes the jokes write themselves
     
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  27. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Did Danny Clark ever find a new school, or is he done?
     
  28. Goose

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    Lol zero chance biddle lives into his late 80s
     
  29. buckwild

    buckwild #BucketsGetsBuckets
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    He's at some JUCO
     
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  30. Charles DeMar

    Charles DeMar Well-Known Member
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  31. Charles DeMar

    Charles DeMar Well-Known Member
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    Solid stuff here

     
  32. Charles DeMar

    Charles DeMar Well-Known Member
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    Former buckeye (for the skull session)

     
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  33. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    Have there been any reports on Alex "Beach Bod" Williams? Feel like I haven't read his named since he signed and he has nice pecs

    [​IMG] [/spoiler}
     
  34. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    No one in that 2018 class has really played yet, except for injuries.
     
  35. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    I'm looking for some over the top positive practice notes here herb
     
  36. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Everyone is awesome. Our second string could make its own playoff run.
     
  37. dukebuckeye

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    MY HITTA TERADJA 100 100 100 100 ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
     
  38. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye P.G.I.T
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    Also, I'd like one Cam Large plz. He looks good and wears a single digit.

    [​IMG]
     
  39. PSU12

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    Is he wearing lipstick in this pic
     
  40. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye P.G.I.T
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    He just DM'd and said yes, it is your mom's lipstick.
     
  41. Corch

    Corch Cowboy hat from Gucci
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    He looks like every white tight end we've had over the last 20 years
     
  42. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye P.G.I.T
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    Wow. That's racist.
     
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  43. buckwild

    buckwild #BucketsGetsBuckets
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    I like how he is purposely drawing attention to his enormous neck. That's an Alpha move.
     
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  44. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    Any chance he can play DE?
     
  45. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye P.G.I.T
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    You see that neck and those thighs? Cracker can do whatever he wants.
     
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  46. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye P.G.I.T
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    Please pray for Cleveland after our massive earthquake today

     
  47. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Since he’s from the Northeast, I’m immediately skeptical.
     
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  48. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye P.G.I.T
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    #1 TE from COnnecticut though. P much means he's Aaron Hernandez without the murdering.

    Then again, everyone kills people. Murders you, murders me.
     
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  49. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    For every one Curtis Samuel, we get nine Jason Wints, Armani Reeves, and Malcolm Pridgens.

    If Jeremy Ruckert blows up this year, I’ll apologize.
     
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  50. Charles DeMar

    Charles DeMar Well-Known Member
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    Makes me think of Chris Clark, another top TE from Connecticut (I think). For a while it seemed like he was an OSU lean, then committed to Michigan out of the blue, then transferred to UCLA or Colorado I think; seems like his career was even weirder than that, though
     
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